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Sperm Swappers 3

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/23/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Sperm Swappers 3

Elegant Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Mark Ashley

Cast: Maya Hills, Harmony Rose, Mark Ashley, Kylie Wilde, Alexa Lynn, Aubrey Addams, Amber Rayne, Anthony Rosano, Angela Stone, Hailey Young, Veronica Stone, Richelle Ryan

Length: 116 minutes

Date of Production: 12/9/2006

Extra's: The best extra will be the bonus scene from Sperm Swappers 2 between Mia Bangg, Sintia Stone, and Sascha on the staircase of the usual house. It lasted 24.5 minutes and wasn't a bad scene if you like the thematic action with Mia being one of the better swappers in the jizz biz at the time it was shot. I also really enjoyed the 34.5 minutes of Behind the Scenes work by Jim Orlando since it had a lot of solo action, some extra lesbian material, and some interesting interview material too (as well as that Coke can). Fans of smoking, tickling, and foot fetish will find extra stroke worthy footage too. There was a photogallery, a second side to the DVD cover, a pop shot recap, and 6 trailers to shows like Destination Dirtpipe 2, Big Wet Asses 9, Swallow My Squirt 3, Big Wet Tits 3, Squirt In My Gape, Greatest Asswhores Ever, Big Wet Asses, Slave Dolls 2, It's A Daddy Thing 2. There is reportedly an Easter Egg too but I really didn't spend much time looking for it given the nature of them in previous movies by Elegant so feel free to let me know if you find it.

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Sperm Swappers 3 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Mark Ashley for distribution by Elegant Angel (with William H. Nutsack and Brother Love working the cameras). The camera work was better than average this time with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows but the picture appeared to be somewhat muted this time. I haven't seen a lot of Mark's credited works in the past but most of them were for New Sensations and looked a bit on the weak side so I'm happy to report this one had all the quality his camera crew (two fine directors) could instill in it. In short, it was among the best he's shot that I'm aware of to date. I saw no compression artifacts and the composition of the camera angles strongly favored the female performers better than some of the director's previous, older, works (and on par with more recent efforts by his cameramen for those in a comparison mode). The 2.0 Dolby Digital English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases.

Body of Review: Mark Ashley has been a meat puppet for years now and some ladies have expressed a preference for the kind of hard pumping action he provides as male talent. As a director, he seems to offer a similar style, driving scenes through as though he were on a mission; albeit sometimes getting a bit rougher than I prefer to see. His most recent title is from Elegant Angel in the form of Sperm Swappers 3 and the action one would expect is here in spades. The gals have hardcore sex with a guy, often Mark himself, and eventually end the scene by taking the load in the mouth of one gal, swapping it to the other gal, and then one of them swallows it down. I look for chemistry and energy in such scenes more than anything else but also pay attention to make sure that the advertised action takes place each time and how well it adheres to the general dynamic of the theme. This was one of those times when the scenes might have been slightly formula driven but they all provided the kind of action listed, making it a good movie for those interested. If you want more information, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Maya Hills, Harmony Rose, and Mark Ashley, were up first on the beige couch after Harmony masturbated her way out of her panties before the camera. She was getting into the action when Maya came over to snack on her crack and use a toy on her. Harmony, for those living under a rock, is the gal on the right side of the front cover with Maya on the left side (thankfully not retired from porn any more). Each gal gave some oral though and they seemed to express a lot of enthusiasm even before Mark jumped in to give them the meat they craved. He hammered away at Harmony first with Maya taking anal nearly as actively. There was a lot of taste testing going on and both gals sucked cock out of the holes of the other, ultimately ending when they took the mouth pop and swapped it back and forth until Harmony swallowed. It was a solid scene showing some decent chemistry with the energy, providing lots of replay as a result.

Scene Two: Kylie Wilde, a very cute blonde that has been in porn awhile now, and cute Alexa Lynn, both all natural blondes (well, at least in regard to no implants), were up next on the couch in shiny bathing suit styled outfits. The playfulness levels were high initially and there was less of a build up than in the previous scene but given how well the ladies responded to one another, I felt this would also be a solid scene well before Mark Ashley joined them to provide the meat for the human sandwich. The oral was best when the ladies concentrated on each other but the hummer wasn't bad and the actual penetration aspects seemed to be the weak link this time. The gals were passive and let Mark do most of the work, so this was one where it might have worked better as a lesbian scene with benefits (he'd walk in at the end, drop a load for them to swap, and then leave). There was some dirty talk and it wasn't a snoozer but it was full of mechanical moans and vocals. It ended when he jerked off to Kylie's mouth then she swapped it with Alexa who swallowed the population pudding whole.

Scene Three: Aubrey Addams, a hotty in red lingerie, walked in on masturbating brunette Amber Rayne, who was wearing a camo outfit. Aubrey was very fetching and Amber provided a different appeal then looks to her act as they started going down on one another. The initial masturbation sequence by Amber with the pocket rocket was way too short but once the gals got to working each other orally, they seemed lost in the moment; a very good thing for me to enjoy. The transition to meat puppet Anthony Rosano becoming the focal point of the scene wasn't as seamless as some of the other scenes but the gals fought over cock and a third tier guy like him would probably really get into that kind of idea since he doesn't look like women fight over him every day. Amber was a very active rider of cock and seemed to throw herself into the action, serving as a shining example of skill over looks if you ask me. She then let Aubrey take a shot and while she was also active, it wasn't as solid a ride to watch. In any case, Amber then did anal and ATM, with various other positions shared by the gals before the cumswapping began with Aubrey taking it, swapping it, and then taking it back to swallow at least some of it. It was a mixed scene but still worthy of attention given the various elements coming together.

Scene Four: Angela Stone and Hailey Young, were up next with some solo action on the couch interrupted by lesbian eating at the Y. Hailey seemed to enjoy getting a lot more then giving but the reverse was true as well so why fight their natural instincts? The scene seemed to be a little rushed at first as Angela almost came across as having a schedule to meet, attempting to get her pal off quickly or maybe just having an itch to scratch as she proved to love cunnilingus. The rest of the scene was pretty good as Anthony Rosano seemed to fit the idea of what the ladies wanted more of, with an aggressive blowjob by both ladies working his nuts and shaft equally vigorously. I wasn't keen on the pissing (squirting) aspect of the scene since there are plenty of Elegant titles focusing on that but Hailey was just as hardcore a cock rider as Angela and that elevated the heat of the scene considerably once they got into a groove together. There was dirty talk and taste testing enough for anyone and it ended as advertised with a cumswap and swallow thanks to Angela.

Scene Five: Veronica Stone and Richelle Ryan, both sporting sexy lingerie that enhanced their looks but with a bit of a youth angle emphasized too; seemed to begin without a clear understanding of what they wanted to do as they started to eat each other out and started to use a vibrator but never really followed through. Thankfully, Mark Ashley stepped in to guide them and provided a cock they could each service with a certain amount of flair. The blowjob work was good here, especially if you like sloppy hummers, with the knob slobbing moving quickly to him nailing both of them fairly hard early on. There was face sitting and the riding was passionate once underway, with a domination theme running throughout. This was a case where the meat puppet took what would have been a lame scene with a third tier mope squad member and transformed it into a solid scene as a result. The action was good for the rest of the scene and the swapping action took place as expected, with only the presence of too many cases of "Ooooohhh yeah" by the gals getting in the way of it being a really good scene for me.

Summary: Sperm Swappers 3 by director Mark Ashley for release by Elegant Angel had a good cast of ladies, some solid energy in many scenes, and a nice amount of chemistry to go with the usual levels of fuck for the fuck and strokability factors so I rated it as Recommended. A couple scenes appeared to have the performers winging it too much and there for the money more than anything else (which is fine so long as you don't look like it) but it served as a step up from the initial volumes in the series if I recall them correctly. In short, Sperm Swappers 3 provided a decent ride for your money thanks in large part to the cameramen capturing more of the energy than many others would have been able to do so give it a look.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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