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Sperm-Load a Day, A

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/25/07

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A Sperm-Load A Day: Special Edition

Jules Jordan Video/Erik Everhard Entertainment

Genre: Gonzo, Swallowing

Director: Erik Everhard

Cast: Annette Schwartz, Erica, Rebecca Linares, Chelsie Rae, Barbie Cummings, Lara Stevens Erik Everhard, Mark Zane, Nick East, Steve James, Dick Nasty, Mike Hash, Tony Everready, Dominic, Tee Reel, Brian Surewood, Wade Hardman, Carlton Banks, Jay Lassiter, Robert Rosenberg, Toni Ribas, Mr. Pete, Scotty Lyons, Jerry, Tone Capone, Suave XXX, Lefty Larue, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Steve Holmes

Length: 310.5 minutes

Date of Production: 11/14/2006

Extra's: The best extra was the 52 minute Behind the Scenes feature. It provided a lot of the filling in of the scenarios and some seriously depraved sexual antics. I know some folks like the interviews during make up (which are great for fans of the particular ladies) but trust me that you'll find this a lot better in terms of replay value with each of the gals getting some decent screen time. There was also a couple of pop shot compilations (one on each disc) lasting a total of 31 minutes, a lengthy photogallery, and a cast list for the ladies (I wish the men were included too; my sole reservation about the movie).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: A Sperm-Load A Day: Special Edition was presented in a newly shot 1.85:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Erik Everhard for distribution by Jules Jordan Video (using Jimmy Scaffnetti on camera). The lighting was largely even and plentiful so there was not a lot of grain or other visual issues to complain about. The camera angles always favored the women, making them look as good as possible, though usually at the expense of the men (I doubt any of you will complain about this fact though). The camera was largely steady and the editing kept poor footage at a minimum, making it one of the best looking releases by Erik in a very long time (the best if you care about details thanks to the anamorphic process that enhances the picture for widescreen televisions). I could quibble about minor matters but in general; it was a fine looking show. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital enhanced English, with minimal separation between the channels but all the vocals meant to be heard were clearly discernable. There wasn't a lot of thumping music as others use and the sounds of the sexual activity were picked up nicely by the built in microphone on the camera. In short, the technical matters were very solid all around.

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Body of Review: Erik Everhard has long been one of the hardest of hardcore gonzo performers and his work behind the camera has routinely brought him a lot of attention for giving fans what they want too. Now that he is at Jules Jordan Video, he can pretty much shoot anything currently available on the market rather than have to trim back his creative urge to merge as he had to do for his last distributor. While I'm not a big fan of creampies, especially anal creampies, I understand that a lot of you want the hardest material possible in order to stroke your meat to and this typically means going to JJ and his band of merry men; a group of directors that routinely provide more fuck for the buck than anyone else on the market. Today's review in this regard is Erik's A Sperm-Load A Day: Special Edition, a double disc entry into the "more is better" sweepstakes with the selling point that the quality was as high as the quantity, making it a superior effort thanks to the wonderful cast and solid technical values. The premise was that the various women in the movie all liked to swallow semen and the scenes were a combination of blow bangs, gang bangs, and otherwise powerfully heated action. If you still need more details, here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and no effort was spared to make this a championship offering:

Scene One: Biology 101: Annette Schwartz, the attractive brunette shown on the middle of the right hand side of the front cover, was up first in a scenario built upon a classroom setting. Steve Holmes was the professor and Annette was the only lady in the class. There were about a dozen other men in the class of various colors and shapes, each willing to take part in an experiment concerning throat exploration where they would shove their cocks down her throat as she would deep throat them. Her oral provided a lot of sloppy hummers to the guys, allowing them to line up and get some satisfaction from her but unlike many of the recent oral blow bangs by other directors, Erik was sharp enough to give us the whole deal so the men also banged her pussy and ass all over the place. This included the standard DP's and air tight action many love, and she tossed their salad from time to time (rimjobs are apparently the blowjobs of the mid 2000's) with a lot of enthusiasm and passion; showing an aptitude for her work that made her the perfect choice for the opening scene of the movie. She never slowed down and loved all colors of the rainbow mope squad coalition, with Erik Everhard jumping in once the blow bang component of the scene was over. I lost count of how many loads she actually swallowed but she seemed content with doing so and a fine example of the German work ethic in modern porn. Gang bangs aren't known for chemistry but she sure had it in spades, always looking like she was getting off and making the most of a good situation. The scene ended nearly 57 minutes into the movie, providing more fuck for the buck then a great many other entire movies made recently. Whew!

Scene Two: Ice Cream: Erika, the cute little blonde seen on the upper left hand corner of the cover, was up next as she showed off her stunning little ass in a tiny blue bikini by the pool on a perfect day. She was enjoying a super creamy ice cream cone, providing enough tongue action that I was getting hard while watching the tease session alone. Erik Everhard talked to her while operating the camera, ogling her as they conversed and she worked that cone down. After pulling her suit aside to get a glimpse of her goodies, Erik handed off the camera and jumped in to orally sample what he saw, allowing the perfect sunlight to liven up the act all the more (I love sunlight in a scene). She sat on his face and before I knew it, she was slobbing his knob for some population pudding. They went inside to complete the sexual activity and Erik did his usual zoning out once activated but she was most active at riding him when she was on top. Still, they worked it all over the house and he tore into her with a sense of abandon until her perfect pussy was rubbed raw and puffy; the couple seeming to hit it off on several levels during the scene. If given an exit interview, I'm sure she'd say she was extremely happy working with him as he appeared to hit her spot more often than not. She jerked out a mouth pop during some ending oral and they continued going at one another with more penetration after a short break (another vaginal pounding but in POV fashion). The scene ended at the two hour and one minute portion of the movie, showing that a lot of action took place throughout the scene.

Scene Three: I.N.S.: Rebecca Linares (bottom right hand corner of the cover), playing the illegal alien in a take off of the TV show COPS, was up next as Jerry, Mr. Pete, Erik Everhard, and Jimmy played agents seeking to deport those in the country illegally. They received a report about Rebecca and busted in after she had started slobbing the knob of her black employer (forgive me but I always forget his name) in her maid outfit. He spanked her and the scene then went into the bedroom as the agents worked out a deal to screw the caliente hot gal in return for not prosecuting her employer. They worked her mouth, pussy and ass over really well, drilling her as she savored the taste of the other cocks in her presence at the moment. I loved the French maid outfit and the bedroom was even better lit than the living room so the action was crystal clear, if a bit frantic at times. For such a small gal, her ability to take such large cocks in her ass and in DP fashion was amazing, eventually ending with numerous facials that she swallowed down, with other mope squad members joining as part of the extended INS team that arrived on the scene late. Yow!

Scene Four: Gambler: Chelsie Rae, playing the step daughter of compulsive gambler Steve Holmes, was up next as part of a lost wager made for high stakes. She was the gal featured on the center and lower left hand corner of the front cover, earning her placement by virtue of a very heated scene taking place in the front of the second disc. She was wearing clothing indicative of a teenager and the multi-racial group of guys essentially won her from Steve, moving the scene to the living room for a blow bang to take place. Chelsie has long been an excellent oralist and this scene was no different. She sucked them all, large and small, white and black, young and old, with a measure of enthusiasm and energy. I'm not big on blow bangs but this was definitely a solid effort on her part and was captured very well, soon showing Erik's intelligent decision to put her pussy and ass on the line as well. She provided a lot of passion in the scene and did anal, DP's and other tricks with Erik Everhard and Steve Holmes primarily. The way she cried to get the cocks in her ass elevated the already outrageously heated scene and the final two loads went to her mouth just like all the others from earlier. Wow!

Scene Five: Marriage: Barbie Cummings, a gorgeous hotty in a wedding dress as seen on the middle of the left hand side of the front cover, was up next as she walked the procession in her skimpy outfit in front of a bunch of guys in order to become Steve's unlawfully wedded wife. Jimmy was the priest and the wording of the vows was really funny ("creepy, old man Holmes") with the objection being that she had not sucked one of the men's dicks. This interrupted the proceeding for a blow bang break, where she showed a lot of skill sucking meat of all colors inside the house before some penetrative sex took place including vaginal, anal, and DP with airtight action and taste testing. She swallowed the mope squad loads down with ease (like the other gals) and then concentrated on Steve and Erik Everhard (with some Pete action too) to close out the scene. She was a sexually aggressive cock rider and her holes were throbbing on the cocks as the scene came to a close, milking the men dry in the process. She might not have been as skilled as Chelsie (that'd be debatable) but it was a good scene nonetheless with superior replay value.

Scene Six: Flower child: Lara Stevens, the brunette barely seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up last after the 93 minutes of the second disc were over. The vocals of the scene were goofy as anything William H. Nutsack ever came up with, with her prancing around outside with some sunflowers and a tiny red skirt that didn't cover her ass cheeks. Looking like a hobo, Steve Holmes invited her inside his place and tried to find some cash for her but she settled for sexual pleasure as he pawed her all over. That led to oral and screwing with Toni Ribas, Robert Rosenberg, and Jay Lassiter, joining in to really work her over. The rough sex quotient wasn't nearly as high as I had heard from others but they did spank her and use verbal abuse to liven things up a bit. The circus act sex included DP's, airtight sex, and even DAP (double anal penetration) with ATM as she did anything they wanted in order to satiate their needs. Fans of Erik's works will appreciate that he was allowed to show anal creampies here (a point of contention with his last distributor, Evil Angel) and she was spoon fed the semen pushed out of her ass to finish things off. Yikes!

Summary: A Sperm-Load A Day: Special Edition by director Erik Everhard for distribution by Jules Jordan Video was one of those titles that fans will considered a clear example of the DVD Talk Collector Series level of effort thanks to the 6+ hours of wild action, the awesome cast of beautiful and sexually skilled ladies, and the technical values that now included an anamorphic widescreen transfer. If you prefer features, couples sex, and artistic effects over the kind of raw, nasty, and totally outrageous gonzo sex provided here, by all means adjust the rating accordingly but there haven't been many multi-set DVD releases with as solid a combination of quantity and quality on this level since the advent of the format, making it a top notch title to pick up. In short, A Sperm-Load A Day: Special Edition offered everything a modern gonzo should offer up without any of the frills but still managing to show lots of heat building tease and scenarios that made me smile, if not laugh out loud. Great work!

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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