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Adventures of Shorty Mac 3, The

Studio: Black Market » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/30/07

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The Adventures of Shorty Mac #3

Black Market

Genre: Interracial

Director: Xavier Thomas (not Tim Von Swine)

Cast: Aaliya Jolie, Shorty Mac, Danza, Wesley Pipes, Julia Bond, Isabella Summers, Trinity Post

Length: 143 minutes

Dates of Production: 10/27/2007 (box); 10/26/2006 and 10/27/2006 (credits)

Extra's: The only extra on the DVD was a 14 minute long Behind the Scenes feature comprised largely of funny deleted footage with some extra sex included. I liked that Julia Bond was featured for most of it as she was the cover gal and most popular gal of the cast. The cover listed a cumshot compilation that was not on the DVD (while I don't care for that as an extra, I do care that the advertised material was not present) but there were some trailers and a photogallery. There was also a cardboard slipcase (often referred to as an "O-Ring") that was a duplicate of the cover.

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: The Adventures of Shorty Mac #3 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as credited to director Xavier Thomas for Black Market. Having watched the movie and the BTS feature, I have no doubt that the credited cameraman, lighting expert, and other production crew assistant, Deze Nudz, was at least as responsible as the director for how things were handled (Tim Von Swine apparently getting the boot since the last volume) but it wasn't as well handled as the first two volumes (I think I've seen some of his work at Naughty America too). The fleshtones were pretty accurate; the lighting solid enough in most cases to provide good visuals, and the composition of the scenes appeared to enhance the looks of the ladies in most cases but the camera seemed to move more than it did previously. I saw a few compression artifacts but the DVD again seemed to be weakly mastered (when going back to fine tune some comments in my review, I had problems accessing portions directly, having had a similar problem in the first volume of the series too). The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital with a little bit of lame rap music but largely dependent on the vocals to instill a sense of the fun and heat from the scenes. There was no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was moderate for those who care, an area many productions fall short on (no pun intended).

Body of Review: Xavier Thomas is the credited director responsible for some decent titles of late, working for Black Market in various capacities. His latest flick is The Adventures of Shorty Mac #3, the sequel to The Adventures of Shorty Mac #2 and The Adventures of Shorty Mac #1. The idea of the show is that a short black man with a big cock, Shorty Mac, picks up women with his wisecracking cameraman, brings them back to his house to have sex, and then boots them out like used trash; placing their picture on his wall of shame. The first two volumes were blessed with the presence of Tim Von Swine, the perfect "hater" to balance out the dynamic but this third volume drops him in favor of a generic cameraman that tries to emulate the idea, often unsuccessfully. If this sounds good to you, here's a detailed breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used in the interracial movie:

Scene One: Aaliya Jolie, a lean blonde coming out of the nail salon in a green top and blue jean skirt, was up first as Shorty Mac and his new cameraman picked her up. The attempts to keep the same kind of dynamic between the men (explaining Tim's absence saying he found a new job) didn't work as well and the camera work was shakier than it had been previously (in all the scenes). The lack of hearing the mack Shorty applied to get her in the SUV weakened the scene's opening but the new house seemed pretty cool. Shorty's wall of shame seemed less interesting too as a living room isn't the same as a messy bedroom. She stripped willingly and her lack of curves appealed to the men, but her ability to suck a dick like Shorty's was pretty impressive compared to some of the ladies used in the past (most of them in fact). She was an active rider of cock and even did anal fairly well before the sweaty pop to her mouth. The part kicking her out was similar to the past but the exchange was drier than usual and lacked the humor of previous efforts.

Scene Two: Danza, a tomboy brunette into playing basketball, was in the park as Shorty Mac used his skills to turn her on to men by bringing her back to his place. While she wasn't the hottest looking gal of the movie, or the sharpest tool in the shed, she definitely fit the usual dynamic as Shorty went to work on her. She was naked in no time and then ended up having a Mac attack as Shorty showed that ugly gals need loving too. Okay, her looks aside, the hummer and screwing were substandard until Wesley Pipes joined in. She took care of both of them fairly well after showing no chemistry with Shorty at all. She was still too passive and her faked moans drove me to reach for the remote control several times, but it finally ended when Shorty popped his nut on her ass.

Scene Three: Julia Bond, the hotty on the front cover and top of the food chain compared to the other gals by a substantial margin, caught the eye of Shorty Mac who was hungry for food but hungrier for love. They went back to his messy room and instead of denying his wall, he embraced it in an effort to impress her. She goofed on Shorty's clown shoes and was taken to task for repeating his own language in the form of a question, but Shorty made it clear that he'd get her back for it. She took off her clothing slower than most of the ladies in the series, adding a coy tease to build up some tension. Her new blonde highlights really didn't do a lot for me but she was very physically appealing and fun in the scene, making me glad I stuck it out through the last scenes to see this one. The oral was short but she proved to be an active rider of cock, easy for her with Shorty as she's handled Shane Diesel in the past. It ended with the facial and time to show her the door routine; she popped back in to nearly knock Shorty out.

Scene Four: Isabella Summers, a gal next door with few curves, was eating an ice cream cone at the strip shopping center, when Shorty Mac picked her up. She was pretty but shy, forcing the cameraman to leave until Shorty convinced her otherwise. The sex was about average for the series with less oral and less tease before the screwing. She was too passive and her limited were pushed too much so I couldn't enjoy it too much but she gave it a try and some of you like gals with less experience taking a large cock. When she was on top of his cock, she worked it better (even realistically), and his pop was light enough that she swallowed it down whole before being kicked out.

Scene Five: Trinity Post, a redhead with a fleshy ass, was up last in a scene with Wesley Pipes and Shorty Mac. Shorty picked her up at the convenience store, sharing her soda while she goofed on his height, ending up in the living room crib on his futon. The strip tease and oral went okay with Wesley joining in to pork her ass hard. Her pale white skin contrasted nicely with their darker meat, the gal working out a load of population pudding from each of them after the DP. Fans of creampies will like the scene a lot, although her shitting them out was gross and the kicking out portion of the scene was similar to the others.

Summary: The Adventures of Shorty Mac #3 by director Xavier Thomas for Black Market was the weakest effort in the series to date, although the scene with Julia Bond was among the best it has offered up. The sexual antics of the ladies has expanded with the inclusion of Wesley Pipes but the loss of vocals in the macking portions of the movie weakened the entertainment value more than a little bit so I rated it as a low end Rent It. In short, The Adventures of Shorty Mac #3 showed some of the promise from the last volume but a lot of the rough edges from the series opener, making the tenth release by Black Market to be a very mixed bag of tricks.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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