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Big Booty Betty Blockhead

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/7/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Big Booty Betty Blockhead

Evil Angel/Buttman Magazine Choice

Genre: Blowjobs

Director: HJ

Cast: Sabara, HJ, Julia Bond, Anell, Sophie Dee

Length: 119 minutes

Date of Production: 9/17/2006

Extra's: The extras consisted of a cumshot compilation, a photogallery, a series of 3 limited filmographies for some of the ladies, and trailers to 3 movies from the Buttman Magazine Presents series like Big Butt Slutz, Ass Jazz 1, Ass Jazz 2, Ass Jazz 3, Ass Jazz 4, Asses of Face Destruction, and Smother Me.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Big Booty Betty Blockhead was presented in the original 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director HJ for release by Evil Angel as part of their Buttman Choice selection. I have really liked most of the titles in the series, accepting that they rely more on attitude and appreciation for ass than the technical skills of the directors employed so don't expect too much in terms of the way the shows look and you'll be okay. This time, the lighting was a bit more off then usual with the camera angles often too heavily focused on POV action, primarily since HJ was the min man in terms of operating the equipment. The camera always seemed to favor the ladies when they were in tease mode but the action provided too many challenges to HJ's skills in my opinion. There were some compression artifacts and a few moments when the audio seemed to be out of synchronization but it wasn't the worst looking gonzo title I've seen of late. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital enhanced English with the ladies speaking English, allowing for them to communicate their appreciation for the ass worshiping the director provided them all. The music wasn't much to speak of but the focal point of the visuals always seemed to be kept in mind so I was okay with the overall presentation.

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Body of Review: HJ is the latest director to take advantage of the Evil Angel outreach program where they find some up and coming guys with potential to become directors. The main criterion seems to be a tremendous love of shapely female ass, meaning you might be seeing a title from me one of these days. That said, HJ's first shot at the big leagues was Big Booty Betty Blockhead; a movie that had a lot of great ass teasing the camera before the ladies blew him to completion. The cover said it like this: "When I made this movie, I was looking to make all the BIG BOOTY TEASE fans happy! So you can expect to see some ass-watching of girls in jeans, tight dresses, shorts, and of course, NAKED! There is some public ass-watching too. I don't know about y'all, but I always enjoy watching women walking around in public, wearing tight jeans or shorts and showing off their nice, big asses at the mall, park or wherever. I'm also a big fan of BLOW-JOB movies where the girl gets the guy off without the guy touching himself or jerking himself off. I always felt that if the girl is there sucking dick ... then she should do all the work! All four scenes in this movie feature girls sucking dick till completion, without the guy jacking off! So basically this is a BIG BOOTY TEASE movie and a BLOW-JOB movie. If you have any questions or suggestions, please let me know." -- H.J." For me, this was a great attitude and I hope HJ goes far considering how well he did in his first shot at directing, especially thanks to his wonderful casting. That said, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Sabara, the light skinned black gal featured on the lower left hand corner of the front DVD cover, was up first as the camera followed her around in fisheye mode, blurring out most of her surroundings as she walked in a public area full of people. She had an all natural body with a sweetly fleshy ass, even if her face was not the best of the batch. Like all the other scenes, the emphasis was on her teasing the camera, eventually showing her wearing the tiniest of thongs as she shook her money maker in a small pond by a bridge during the droning rap crud that played in the background. I'd have been up for a bout of face sitting with this gal though and I could tell by the extensive montage that HJ liked her ass as much as I did. She then climbed over the bridge a bit to display her athleticism, soon finding HJ's hand rubbing her cookie and other body parts like most viewers at home would want to do. The sex was similar in all of the scenes with a blowjob being the extent of the action but given the fine tease, I wasn't too upset at this (much like the sexual limitations of the hot Smother Me for example). She knew how to slob a knob and worked him over in POV style to a modest pop load of population pudding, making me wonder how much nicer it would have felt to tap that ass. It was a good way to start the movie, even though the gals I came to see were the others in the cast (I wasn't familiar with Sabara).

Scene Two: Julia Bond, the major babe on the upper left hand side of the cover in the neon pink thong and matching fishnet top, was up next after some crowd tease of different ladies on the busy street. She claimed to be 18 years old, meaning the scene was either shot awhile ago or she was kidding, but the tease dynamic worked in her walking around the cars beside the house in her jeans. Her jeans came off and the black thong accentuated her shapely rear end, providing a lot of strokable footage as she coyly teased HJ before the hummer. I liked the change in outfits since they provided new ways to look at her perfect pucker, the action moving inside when she went to aggressively blow him like a champion. She has long impressed me with her oral skills and this scene was no different, showing her attack the black cock like she was infatuated with it. I really liked the way she jerked him off as she sucked, taking her time to make him last and offering up a lot of replay value for fans such as myself. He came in her mouth and I am happy to report that the action was even better for me than the last scene. Whew!

Scene Three: Anell, the ripe brunette hotty on the upper right hand side of the front cover, has become a favorite of ass lovers over the last year or so, making me feel privileged to chat with her several times during the 2007 AEE Show (where she drew large crowds of ass lovers to admire her gifted genetics). Her hips were larger than Julia's but she was just as cute and the oiling up of her booty was great, even if it didn't last long as she teased in her beige booty underwear. The way the panties crept up her ass crack gave me shivers and while I wanted to see more tease from her, her DSL's wrapped around his big black cock well enough that I wasn't too distraught. She took her time with him, savoring the taste and managing to keep him going far longer than I would have been able to hold out. I haven't seen nearly enough of this gal in action but the more I see, the more I want to see so the sexual chemistry she projected was admittedly really high. The scene ended with her jerking him off to completion, getting him to drain his balls nicely to finish this fine bit of work. Yum!

Scene Four: Sophie Dee, the blonde with pretty eyes that was on the center of the cover with her back turned to show her fleshy ass, was up last as she followed the formula with some outdoor and up skirt teasing before taking her fine ass inside. This was another case where I wanted the tease to last longer, but she went right to blowing him as she dropped to her knees in the house by a doorway. It was an active hummer with a lot to like, though the lighting was too bright on her pretty face at first. When they moved to the bed, she had more leverage and the resulting dynamic was such that she seemed lost in giving him pleasure. She then went at him nonstop until he plastered her mouth with joy juice, ending the sexual portions of the show very pleasingly.

Scene Five: The rest of the movie consisted of footage where HJ followed a variety of women walking down the street in clothed but large asses. Some were better than others but it reminded me of the last day of the 2007 AEE Show where Uncle D. and I walked around looking (and taking many pictures of) ass on the convention floor. The editing was decent and the selection of booty was a nice way to complete the movie even if the music droned on endlessly.

Summary: Big Booty Betty Blockhead by director HJ for release by Evil Angel was a title I felt comfortable rating as Recommended for all the tease and raw energy it provided. The stroke and replay value added to the fine cast of hotties, especially Julia and Anell, making me wish they provided fuller scenes (and more tease). In short, Big Booty Betty Blockhead might not have had perfect technical values but the amount of tease for the buck served me well as inspirational material if you catch my drift. In all, it was a solid first effort.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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