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Anal Dancing

Studio: Private » Review by Ravyn C » Review Date: 2/9/07

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Director: Kovi

Studio: Private Black Label

Category: Feature

Genre: Foreign, Letterboxed, Anal, Anamorphic 16:9

Number of Discs: 1

Length:1 hrs. 45 mins.

Release Date:12/27/2006

Production Year:10/01/2006

Synopsis; A lovesick young man is in love with a rich heiress, but her parents threaten to disown her if she marries this common male dancer. Anal Dancing is a hardcore remake of that classic movie...

Cast : Liz Honey , Victoria Swinger, Roxy , Katalin , Victoria Slim , Victoria Blonde ,Marsha Lord

Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection, Behind the Scenes, Girls Profiles, Previews for Porn Wars, Sexy Santa, The Private Life of Katy Caro, Private Dive,African Temptation, Parental Lock , DVD-ROM Compatible

Audio/Video: This Private Black Label release is presented in 16.9 Anamorphic Widescreen, Letter boxed, and Digital Dolby Surround Sound with 6 different languages as well as 4 subtitles to choose from. The color of the film was presented with good quality, with the flesh tones all looking realistic .The audio portion of it was really bad, there was a lot of feedback and the dubbing was horrible.

Overview: Anal Dancing is supposed to be a sexual parody on Dirty Dancing and Saturday Night Fever but in all reality its not. The dancing doesn't support the sex in any form neither do the actor. There is no real chemistry between the actors and it seemed like they were in a rush while filiming.With little or no build up in each scene which each of the three scenes were the same. What's scary is that I enjoy watching the ladies instead of the couples. In the behind the scenes the cast were taking dance lesson and still with all that had no rhythm, needless to say that even sexually the men lacked a lot. Granted they may all be new in the industry, they do need a lot of work. Sex and dancing both require a style and passion with out that why even bother. Note that their were no condoms used.

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Scene 1: Jean is joined in the back office with three ladies. Each of them getting nice and comfy with Jean and get busy right away. Two of the ladies start making out with the other while Jean is busy with the third in some back door action. A few minutes later enters a second man Jack who dives right in between one of the ladies legs and within minutes she is giving him a BJ. The first couple are on their sides in an anal spoon, while the first female is riding Jack RCG. Both men grab the girls in two different DP's while the others ladies are having fun with some g/g action. The three ladies at the end are on their knees waiting for a shower of cum from both men.

Scene 2: Patrick is alone in the club practicing for the dance competition, with the music blaring loudly he doesn't notice Selma is behind him watching. She approaches him and tells him that isn't the right dance step combo to win with. Selma tries to teach him the right moves which in minutes he is making the moves on her. Patrick has his mouth all over her breast and works his way down to her clit. They work there way over to a booth were Selma gives him a BJ and then rides him RCG then back on her knees for a facial.

Scene 3: Sitting outdoors we have Selma's boyfriend and Vanessa having a drink. Vanessa is all upset because she caught Patrick with Selma and feels betrayed by him. So she extracts her own form of revenge by screwing Selma's boyfriend. After some so-so foreplay the couple goes inside to another room where she rides him RCG. They switch over to missionary where in minutes he is popping his load in her stomach. The kicker of this scene is that Selma walks in on them and Vanessa has the last laugh. Payback is a bitch..

Scene 4: Back in the club the judges and dancers are ready for the competition. During a break Victoria Bond gets more than a mouth full as she has a taste of one of the other ladies sweet box. Making a meal out of her and vice versa these ladies go at it with a strap-on making sure that the other is very well sated.

Scene 5: Selma tips over a drink on two of the judges who have disqualified her from the contest after tripping Vanessa. She invites the two judges back to her car under the pretext of getting a stain remover. In minutes she is on her knees cleaning the stains from the judge's crotch. After feeling them up for a few minutes, they unzipped their pants and she begins to suck them both off. On top of a black Porsche Selma continues sucking off ne of the judges while the other is does her doggie. Using the mat Selma brought out of the car with her the men grab Selma in a DP. Afterwards both men give her a facial as a Thank You.

Scene 6: Back at her home, Vanessa has forgiven Patrick who is lounging by the pool. She dives into the pool and splash him. He joys her in the pool for some make up sex and commences with the foreplay. She returns the favor and gives him semi decent BJ. The couple got at it on a inflatable raft with Vanessa riding him RCG. I wonder how many times they had to re-shoot the scene with the inflatable tipping over. Vanessa goes back to giving him head. (no cum shot)

Ravyn Final Thought's Private's Black Label Anal Dancing was definitely a major disappointment. Just by the title alone one would think there would be a lot of anal action in the film. Sorry to say there wasn't. There was no real good scene in the entire flix except the g/g which was decent. The performer from my pov were just there doing a job, no real electricity with their co-star and should very little passion. The so called kissing (lizard kissing) left a poor taste in my mouth. I mean if you are going to kiss you co-star kiss not swap spit. Needless to say this is one Private title I would have to recommend you Skip It. Granted the film looked great yet the audio sucked, not much else could be said in its defense. Maybe next time..

Have a Wicked Week and a Wetter and Hotter Weekend. Ravyn

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