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Big Boobs: The Hard Way 3

Studio: FYA Independent » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 2/12/07

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

The Movie:

Big Boobs The Hard Way #3 features four scenes, each of which is geared towards the big tit enthusiasts out there. While this reviewer appreciates a nice set of breasts as much, if not more so, than the next red-blooded male, here we are firmly in implant land so don't expect to see any double D naturals or anything like that. These girls are artificial and no one is making any effort whatsoever to hide that. There's nothing wrong with that, if you're down with the fake boobies, but to make matters worse everything looks like it was shot about seven or eight years ago and the soundtrack which warbles in and out of the production could very well have been recycled from something made in the late eighties. As such, this comes across as a very cheaply made video, but one that does deliver what it promises lots of big tits.

Scene 1 Rebecca Love: Rebecca, a full figured but attractive gal with dark hair and red highlights, is sitting on the couch looking bored. She picks up her phone and calls he boy-toy to let him know that her husband is out of town. He shows up and they kiss for a bit before he fondles her tits. She sits him down on the couch and gives him a decent looking blowjob, using her tits and her mouth on him at the same time. They strip and she rides him reverse cowgirl style, and her gigantic (and obviously fake) knockers flop around like mad. She turns around and rides him cowgirl style while he plays with her boobs some more, and for some reason the audio drops out for a minute. She lies back with her legs spread in the air and he pokes her pussy that way for a bit, before eating her pussy and fucking her missionary style. She bends over and he fucks her doggy style before she gets on her knees and helps him stroke off onto her tongue and into her mouth. Not a bad scene, but far from classic. The audio and levels fluctuate a bit which is distracting, though Rebecca is fun to look at if you can get past the implants.

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Scene 2 Chevon: Chevon is a moderately attractive darker skinned girl with dyed blonde hair. She talks to her European fuck toy in her living room and after some really unconvincing chit-chat they start to kiss. He plays with her tits and then she sucks on his cock while some really bad Cuban jazz plays in the background. She sucks him and titty fucks him a bit more, and then he eats her shaved box. He fucks her while she lies on her side, and once again the audio disappears for a minute. She rides him reverse cowgirl then gives him head again, before climbing back up for more reverse cowgirl action and another audio drop out (you can see her mouth move but can't hear anything except the bad music). She rides him cowgirl style and then reverse cowgirl style and then just like in the first scene she gets on her back with her legs up and spread to he can do the dipstick thing. She rolls over and he fucks her doggy style, then she gets in front of him so he can pull out and shoot his goop on her boobs. Chevon wasn't bad looking and she seemed to like the sex but the music was bad and the drop outs are annoying.

Scene 3 Jennifer Steele And Kate Frost: These two big breasted ladies talk about hot guys with big dicks while standing opposite one another and wearing lingerie. They talk about titty sucking and sensitive nipples for a bit and then they start sucking one another's tits and rubbing their breasts against each other. They do this for what seems like an eternity before Jennifer sits on Kate's face and lets her eat her out. She talks to the camera but it's hard to buy her performance. The levels are all over the place and the moaning gets ridiculously loud in spots. Jennifer gets on her back and Kate fingers her pussy and clit for a bit, before thumbing her rim and rubbing her nipples on her partner's clit. Kate gets a two-prong glass dildo out and fucks her friend's pussy with it for a bit and then the scene ends. This was one of the most unconvincing girl on girl scenes this reviewer has seen in some time, and the ridiculous implants didn't help things either. Next!

Scene 4 Chloe Knight: Chloe is dressed like a schoolgirl and she walks in on a guy dressed like the Mad Hatter from Alice In Wonderland. She takes off her top and they start to smooch, and then he plays with her large fake breasts. This goes on for quite a long while until she takes off her shoes and takes down his pants to give him head. The camera gets underneath and highlights her implant scars to ill effect. She rides him reverse cowgirl style for a bit after she's done blowing him, and then she sits on his face so he can eat her pussy. They sixty-nine then he fucks her while they spoon on their sides, and once he's had enough of that he pulls out and pulls off on her tits ending another mediocre scene. Chloe's quite attractive save for the implant scars and she's got a great ass and a pretty face but the nature of this release dictates that we don't get to accentuate the positive and instead the camera lingers too long on her unimpressive fakers.



This shot on video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable 1.33.1 fullscreen presentation. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident in some of the darker colors and the blacks but other than that, there's not a lot to complain about even if sometimes the lighting washes out the fine detail. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on, and aside from the fact that this shot on video production looks like a shot on video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format. Not reference quality by any stretch, but there aren't any major flaws to report here.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans except where the live sound stops completely. The soundtrack isn't as well balanced as it should be and some scenes are louder than other, unfortunately.


Extras are slim, limited to a slideshow of roughly two dozen hardcore stills featuring the ladies from the feature in action (set to some horrible music) and trailers for sixteen other FYA Independent DVD releases available now at a fine retailer near you. Chapter stops are also included.

Final Thoughts:

Big Boobs The Hard Way #3 isn't very long, the sex isn't very inspired, the production values aren't very good and the camera work is unremarkable. Unless you're a big time big tit fetishist, you can skip this one.

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