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Facial Demolition: Special Edition

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/13/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Facial Demolition: Special Edition

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Gonzo, Blowjobs

Director: Jules Jordan

Cast: Kaylynn, Tiffany Mynx, Veronica Lynn, Lucy Thai, Julea London, Jasmine Byrne, Courtney Cummz, Mya Launa, Mary Jane, Nautica Thorn, scores of uncredited men including Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Scotty Lyons, James Deen, Mark Wood

Length: 206 minutes

Date of Production: 8/30/2006

Extra's: The best extra was the lengthy, 34 minute long, Behind the Scenes feature as it provided even more of the oral action from the gals that got trimmed out of the main movie. Let's face it; if you bought the movie to see messy, sloppy blowjobs and gal's semen coated faces, this will appeal to you as well (especially since it also had some of the silly stuff that didn't go quite right). There were also trailers to shows like Slut Puppies 2, Weapons of Ass Destruction 5, Flesh Hunter 9, Breast Worship, Ass Worship, Jenna Haze: Dark Side, Black Owned, Feeding Frenzy 8, Weapons of Ass Destruction 4, and Tunnel Vision, a photogallery, a partial cast list, a Jules Jordan biography, a 19.5 minute cumshot recap, and some links to websites.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Facial Demolition: Special Edition was presented in the still too common 1.33:1 ratio full frame color the scenes were shot in by director Jules Jordan for distribution by Jules Jordan Video, his very successful company. The lighting was fine in most (not all) cases and that meant the grain and video noise were not factors here. The fleshtones were accurate in most of the scenes and the composition of the shots enhanced the look of the ladies more than a little bit. The camera did not catch every nuance of every pop shot but Jules did a solid job of catching most of them as they landed on the mouths and faces of the ladies, assisted by another splooge master, Tim Von Swine. There were no noticed compression artifacts or other problems with the picture worth mentioning although I reiterate that I would have preferred the scenes be shot in anamorphic widescreen to add more detail that is otherwise lost on better TV's. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English, with no observable separation and limited dynamic range as is standard for throwaway gonzo porn at this time.

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Body of Review: Jules Jordan has been in the porn industry for many years, rising through the ranks of the porn pantheon by hard work, determination, and sheer willpower according to those around him, now owning his own distribution/production company, Jules Jordan Video. To say the man has won almost every award conceivable in the areas he shoots would not even scratch the surface of what makes him so well known as fans flock to his releases as though they were the pure gold many others talk about. His latest release on DVD is the double disc Facial Demolition: Special Edition, a series of blowbangs starring a very diverse bunch of ladies most fans already know. In fairness to the concept, some of the ladies only blew a couple of guys but the overall quality of the head provided was not determined by mere numbers alone as fans of blowjobs already know. If you're still interested, here's a brief glimpse into the scenes by female cast (the men were not credited anywhere) and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Kaylynn, a fine looking brunette seen on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up first as she wrote a note saying "fuck my face" while teasing Jules in her skimpy black outfit. I was sad that her perfect ass wasn't going to be put to use the day this one was made but Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, and at least one other third tier mop squad member put her mouth to full use as they surrounded her at the top of the staircase. She was enthusiastic, energetic, and passionate about her desire to suck cock; making it a fine scene that ended as expected, with them blasting her face with splooge.

Scene Two: Tiffany Mynx, the hot redhead with another fine ass (as seen on the lower right hand corner standing with her curvy ass in full view), was up for some oral fun after she teased nicely in her black outfit. James, Arnold, Scotty and a few others spanked and surrounded her, allowing her to suck start their hearts with her display of orally aggressive antics. She was messier than Kaylynn but also showed a lot of aptitude for cock; using her hand to gland technique along with her active sucking skills to get them all off. It was another awesome scene and Tiffany can add it to her porn resume as showing she's more than a hot face with a great ass. The ending saw her coated with manly glaze, their population pudding finding its way into all her pours.

Scene Three: Veronica Lynn, the cute Asian gal on the lower left hand corner of the cover, was the kind of lean, all natural gal you would expect to find at a porn convention. Her ass was a lot smaller than the last two ladies but nicely shaped just the same and I hope to see more of it in movies other than oral dominated ones really soon. She used more dirty talk but her mouth was preoccupied so she did not continue with it, going with two men by the couch for her initial entry into the show. They throatfucked her and she showed some aptitude for aggressive oral as well, albeit not as solidly as the first two ladies did in the previous scenes, despite her "hand in the mouth" routine. I was surprised that the scene ended so soon and that more men didn't join her but it worked well enough as it was.

Scene Four: Lucy Thai, one of the gals not shown on the front cover but an accepted specialist in oral satisfaction, was up next as she teased and masturbated in the house. Her curvy body and appealing face made a nice package for pole smoking, even though she only had Arnold and a forgettable mope to work with in the living room. Her tease was very solid but the oral was only good, lacking any of the circus act aspects that some of the other scenes offered and light on chemistry between the performers before they rubbed out loads on her face.

Scene Five: Julea London, the perky gal shown on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was wearing no bra or panties underneath her "slutty little schoolgirl" outfit that appears to have been made out of latex or PVC. Jules talked with her and she seemed really happy to be there, showing her cookie before two men walked in with semi erect cocks for her to suck. She actively worked them in and out of her mouth, displaying a lot of talent as she embraced her destiny while squatting down in front of them. Arnold was dispassionate about her and the other guy (I always forget his name) was nothing special but she treated both of them like royalty and the hummers went nicely as a result. They lost their loads to her after she begged them to do so, especially since she loved hot loads so much.

Scene Six: Jasmine Byrne, the cutie seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she showed her sweet side in her white lingerie and puffy vest. She worked with three men, Arnold, Scotty, and Brett; giving them a show to prepare them for her oral skills. They felt her up and I thought they'd be porking her in no time but they stayed cool and reserved their energy for the wonderful blowjobs she gave. It's a shame that she also "blew" the J-Ho gig she almost had but she livens up all her scenes and this was no different. Whew!

Scene Seven: Courtney Cummz, the cute gal in the fake fire chief hat on the lower middle of the front cover, was the first scene on the second disc as she teased with her all natural (with piercings) body outside before looking for fires to put out and hoses to service. The bright yellow outfit was hard on the eyes but the five hoses she was allowed to service all wanted a piece of her too. This was another messy blowbang as the gal made a big mess during the servicing of their rods. The guys missed her mouth more often than not but she showed tremendous skills and enthusiasm, marking it as one of the best scenes of an already solid show.

Scene Eight: Mya Launa, the Asian with DSL's worth noting on the middle of the right hand side of the front cover, was up next as she commented during her tease that she knew the audience wished it was there so she could suck our (collective) cocks. Her primary partner seemed camera shy but Arnold stayed quiet as she blew him, the general dynamic of the action being a solid couple of hummers. I've never been a huge fan of hers but she did a fine job here combining hand, mouth, and dirty talk action before getting splunked.

Scene Nine: Mary Jane, another gal not on the front cover, was the cute Latina next door type of lady in her black and white outfit. She discussed her love of cock in her mouth before showing off her assets, cock teasing Jules before begging her two partners for their meat. Arnold was again present (he was the standard bearer of the show) and my only complaint about this scene was her over the top vocals that were faker than usual. Otherwise, she was a fine cocksucker that can come over my place any time she has a hankering for two inches of prime penis popsicle.

Scene Ten: Nautica Thorn, the masked bandit on the middle of the left hand side of the front cover, was up last as she played a bit of a dominatrix, complete with riding crop, to full effect. I liked this scene more than most because she not only took on several cocks orally, but let them nail her fine little pussy too. Since I'm not a huge fan of blowjob only flicks, adding in something to differentiate the hummers is a good idea to me and her curvy ass looked ripe as they tore into her cookie so heatedly. It ended the same way but the addition of some titty fucking and the vaginal riding added to the fun as well. Yum!

Summary: Facial Demolition: Special Edition by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video was a very solid selection of blowjobs that many of you will love to watch again and again thanks to the energy, the chemistry, and the skill the excellent cast of ladies provided here. A few of the ladies seemed to be on the ride and not at their peak penis pumping powers but the overall theme was served well by the crew so I rated it as Recommended. Adjust your ratings accordingly since I'm not a dedicated fan of oral only shows but feel secure knowing that Facial Demolition: Special Edition had the suck for the buck replay value you've been looking for.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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