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Desperate House Whores 7

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 2/17/07

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Desperate HouseWhores 7

Hustler Video

Genre: Gonzo

Condoms: None

Length: 116 Minutes

Director: Mark Kismet

Date Of Production: 12/22/06

Cast: Layla (cover), Kelly Broox, Megan Joy, Shannon Kelly, & Isabel Ice

Special Features: As with the previous installments there really aren't any quality extras on this disc. Hustler really seems to be hit or miss with their titles, and sadly this one is a miss. Just a Slide Show, Trailers, Web Links, and a Director's Profile. A bonus scene or behind the scenes would have gone a long way towards giving this DVD more fuck for your buck.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in your standard non-anamorphic widescreen format. Hustler usually has adequate video quality and that is the case here. There were relatively few compression artifacts during the movie, and little pixilation. The color of the film was also decent, with the flesh tones all looking realistic for the most part. In some scenes, however, there were issued with bad lighting. This created unwanted shadows which hid some fine details and gave the print a dark look. A few more artificial lights could easily have solved this. The audio was the standard 2.0 stereo, but much like the video its quality was adequate. There was no background music during the action.

Body of Review: "From Boring To Whoring" is the slogan for seventh installment of this new series. The premise is simple: hot housewives get coaxed into breaking out of their shells and doing all sorts of naughty things on film. A review of all five scenes follows:

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Scene 1 Layla. Up first is Layla, the brunette vixen on the cover of the DVD. As you can clearly see her body is nearly flawless. Apparently Layla has been naughty because she is locked up in prison for this scene. Her boyfriend comes for his weekly visit and as soon as Layla sees him she drops to her knees and gives him head. She showed all the energy and enthusiasm you could hope for. The couple then fucks in a variety of position. The biggest compliant about this scene was how the cell bars blocked out of much of the action! Instead of seeing Layla's facial expressions you're looking at a steel bar. The seen does end of a high note as Layla gulps down a load of nut juice.

Scene 2 Shannon. Shannon is a redhead beauty with a body that has help well over the years. After getting a knock at her door Shannon discovers she has won a special makeover. She gets the full beauty queen treatment before meeting her costar. Shannon promptly whips out his schlong and gives him a lengthy blowjob complete with gagging and drooling. They fuck in the missionary position for a few minutes before Shannon allows him to pummel her ass. The action stays hard and heavy until Shannon gets nailed in the face by a healthy dose of man chowder.

Scene 3 Kelly. Kelly, a cute blonde, has apparently fallen on hard times. She drives a crappy car and lives in a small house. Luckily for her she is about to get a "sexual makeover"! After getting some new clothes Kelly joins her guy on a leather couch. They quickly undress before they swap some oral. His large cock was no problem for Kelly, as she put on a great show. Kelly then gets violated in one position after another. This goes on for over twenty minutes before the climactic ending. Kelly, with her mouth open wide, gets plastered with hot jizz. Kelly displayed lots of enthusiasm in energy

Scene 4 Isabel. Isabel is a short-haired blonde with a large tattoo in the middle of her back. After getting the obligatory knock at the door Isabel gets a full makeover. I must admit that she looks quite stunning when she is all dolled up. The action begins with a sloppy blowjob with plenty of hand action included. Isabel then gets violated in the following positions: misisonar6, doggy style, reverse cowgirl, and spooning. The sex was very passionate and it was obvious that the performers felt comfortable working together. A standard facial ends the scene.

Scene 5 Megan. Next up is Megan, a smokin' hot blonde with a very adorable face. After Megan the good news that she has won a free makeover, she is more than eager to join the crew and ride back to the studio. Once she meets her male costar, they swap some oral; Megan receives first then he. The blowjob she gives in amazing, she had no trouble handling his massive member and deep throating it. They knock boots in all the typical positions (missionary, reverse cowgirl, and doggy style) before the climatic ending. Megan receives a healthy dose of man gravy to the face.

Final Thoughts: I've had the chance to view quite a number of these Desperate Housewives titles and I get the same feeling from each one they're mediocre. Obviously you don't think they're real MILFs, they're simply too good looking. Some people, however, do enjoy watching women who aren't 18 and plastic getting it on. If you're one of those people this might make for a decent purchase. Everyone else should limit it to a rental.

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