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Suck it Dry 3

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 2/18/07

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Oral

Director: Jonni Darkko

Cast: Jayna Oso, Lacey DuValle, Marquetta Jewel, Gianna, Mysti Mae, Candace Vaughn, Arcadia, Myomi Marcella, Sasha Grey, Tia Tanaka, Veronika Stone, Vicky Vette, Isabel Ice, Georgia Peach, Candy Mason, Kaci Starr, & Lexi Love

Length: 3hrs

Production Date: Evil Angel, 2006

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Audio/Video: The Video of the film is Full Frame Color. It is presented mostly in POV style and is very well filmed. The camera is steady and keeps on the action. The Audio is 2.0 as is typical. There is no music track and the voices and sounds of the actors can be heard easily. The scenes are shot in an apartment, and there is occasionally some street noise: cars, construction, a few songbirds. Despite this it is just fine.

Body of Review: Jonni Darkko's Suck It Dry is a three-hour suckathon. 17 luscious babes line up to suck Darkko's stiff rod. Presented in POV, the girls are amazing to watch staring up to the camera, sliding their lips along his meat and doing their best to take it all in. Each girl has her own technique of pole sliding and nob slobing and this film is an up-close glimpse of their talent. There is an incredible intimacy between the girl and the camera. Most of the shots are from above and here, aside from an occasional hand or leg, there isn't much evidence of Darkko in the picture and one can almost envision that it's the viewer's dick being sucked. Other shots are from the side, where it feels as though we are sitting right next to the action. The girls work their magic and it's nice to see the variety of each one when servicing a single guy. Some are deep throaters and droolers, while others just kind of work around the tip. And with each scene ending in popshots and facials, there is always some variety in how things play out.
Jayna Oso starts the disc off with her great dick disappearing talent. She is able to get Darkko's entire tube into her esophagus. And yums it with a fair amount of energy. A dark skinned, petite lass, Jayna has nice features and a soft face. She gives him an ample amount of oral pleasing before letting him fill her mouth.
Petite ebony goddess Lacey DuValle prefaces her scene by describing her techniques and cum swallowing approach. Her thick lips look amazing around his cock and she gives plenty of slurpy head. With his dick smeared in saliva she rubs it across her mouth like she is brushing her teeth.
Busty Marquetta Jewel puts her chin to his balls in an intense deep throat. This sultry-eyed babe enjoys licking balls, slurping them like jello through a straw. When things dry up, she has plenty of saliva to keep her strokes smooth. A number of deep throats and tears ensure that she'll never run dry and when he's nice and wet she slaps his slippery eel against her funbags. Marquetta spits his jizz into a martini glass before yumming it down.
Fair-skinned Gianna has massive mammaries that jiggle like pillow cases filled with pudding. Gianna enjoys painting the fence and pitching tents, both of which employ her sexy mouth. Each time she manages to get Darkko's dick down her throat, she gags, spilling thick ropes of drool onto her megatits. Darkko catches her off-guard and unleashes his semen in a thick dallop across her face for an A+ cumshot.

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Giggly as hell Mysti Mae is like a five year old high on candy. She laughs and tosses her curly blond hair in the air, shimmies her perfect tits and shakes her ass. Perhaps one of the most energetic gals I've seen, Mysti sucks a mean dick. Tugging his cock, she pays respect to the baby makers. Even though she doesn't take his dick as far as some of the other gals, she makes plenty of noise, grunting and gasping for air. She gets a blast of cum across her cute face and polishes his knob one last time.
Horse-toothed Candace Vaughn has a pair of black melons that could kill a man. Darkko begins by fucking her tits. She narrates in between eating his meat and her scene seems rather short. It does pay off with a healthy explosion of cum to her face and then to her tities.
Next is a little girl who may be of Fillipina origin. Arcadia is a short, dark haired girl with big, wide eyes that stare into the camera. In minutes Darkko's dick is soaked in mouth juice. Arcadia isn't a swimsuit model, but she makes up for this in her willingness to turn Darkko's frank and beans into a water park. And at times she looks like she threw up in her mouth. Arcadia is also cumtini lover and so she spits his jizz in a glass before finally swallowing.
Nyomi Marcella is a hotter little Asian, with great ant hill boobs and a tight snatch beneath a little tuft of black hair. Nyomi gazes her almond eyes sexily into the camera as she yums Darkko's beef tube. She does a worthy job of cramming his dick into her small mouth, but wins over her scene when she sucks his scrotum, tugging it with her lips and popping it free. Nyomi gets icing on her cake when Darkko unleashes his sperm.
The always lovely Sasha Grey sits in a chair with her legs apart and perfect snatch exposed. Soft eyed Sasha longs for dick in her throat and when she gets it she sucks it noisily and deeply. She gets her lips to the base of his dick and looks at the camera out of the corner of her eyes. Sasha manages to make noises like an animal and it sounds like she is about to barf. Saliva galore fills this scene and Sasha even laps at his balls like a hungry dog. Time is well spent here, as it's one of the longer scenes on the disc. Sasha lets his cum drip from her mouth once it is delivered.
Lovely Asian starlet Tia Tanaka gives a quick glimpse of her pink pussy. Then she turns to her favorite turn on: a big hard cock in her mouth. Things get messy quick. Tia puts his dick in her pretty mouth and before long spit is avalanching from her sweet lips. She sucks him to completion and he cums in her mouth.
The stunning Veronica Stone is next. This slim dirty blond is a good 110 lbs of heaven. She has bodacious ta-tas, a slim figure and pretty face. She crawls along the floor to Darkko's hard cock and starts immediately. She slides his dick down effortlessly and stroking his shaft. Veronica has one of the best deep throat scenes here. She can take it all in and does it with very little gagging. Thick ropes of her spit trickle from her chin and she gasps for air after each release. As she jerks him into her mouth she grunts like a puppy dog. A quick swallow finishes her nice scene.
Vicky Vette looks a porn star from yesteryear. A sweet faced gal with a decent body, Vicky offers an older vibe for viewers. Vicky's scene is simple sucking with ball swallowing. She doesn't look half bad nestled into his crotch, but she still doesn't fit in with the younger ones here. Titty fucking leads to a popshot down her throat. Vicky plays with it on her tongue then spits it onto her cantaloupe boobs.
Cuttie Isabel Ice writhes on a bed telling us what she's going to do Darkko's cock. With a British accent and a few crooked teeth, Isabel yummies his dick before the camera cuts to a rougher looking Isabel with tears in her eyes and a shit load of drool hanging off her lips. There's some serious tonsil touching here. Nothing rough, just deep throats that induce a red face and enough enough fluids irrigate Nevada. I'm not crazy for Isable, but her performance is one of the most energetic. And she loves giving his nuts a tongue lashing. Darkko plasters her face with a ridiculous amount of jizz, filling her left eye with cum.
Georgia Peach has a nice body that is curvy and equipped with a fleshy pair of breasts. It's not long before she's gargling with his cock, twisting her head around his dick to suck it from every angle. Georgia is like a jack hammer on his pecker, working it without a rest. Although she is an eager beaver, the scene lags in length. It's some time before Darkko cums in her mouth. She blows a cum bubble and swallows.
Candy Mason isn't a far cry from a leader singer of a rock band back in the eighties. A fishnet top, heavy pink and mauve makeup, long, silver nails. Weird. She does have a sweet face. And there's enough boob for everyone. She starts slowly, painting the fence and gliding her hand along his shaft. She keeps this pace, even when she deep throats. Candy never seems to catch her breath, she breathes heavily throughout the whole scene. A tit fuck probably feels better than it looks. Darkko shoots into her mouth and like Candy swallows like a rock star.
Next to last on this feature is innocent faced Kaci Star. Kaci looks like a doll. She has short body, cute round face and a shy look about her. But there is no inhibition with this gal. Kaci takes things nice and easy. Loving his dick and getting it about half in her small mouth. Things keep at a medium pace. Kaci chubs his shaft as she wraps her lips around the tip of his head. Kaci picks up her speed and the slobbing begins. Darkko's prick becomes a shiny shaft as it glistens with spit. He deep throats her and she has a hard time taking it and at one point her lunch comes up. He paints her face white in the end and she sits there blinded by cum.
Lexi Stone is the final gal and she begins with a descriptive account of how she handles cock. She takes him as deep as she can and looks into the camera. Lexi is particularly striking with her pink eye shadow and long lashes. She takes her top off to show her tiny ant hills. Nice deep throats and sloppy sucking follow. Lexi is excited for cock and she handles it eagerly. Afterwards, some more deep throating produces rivers of spittle which she uses to smother his balls. With soggy hands she jerks him to completion and he wacks onto her face.

Concluding Words: Suck It Dry 3 has a compilation feel. It solely focuses on blowjobs and has a whopping 17 scenes. But it doesn't have the hurried feel of a compilation, where the oral is just a few quick minutes and the concluding cumshot. Here, each of the 17 gals is introduced, allowed a little spiel on their techniques and hunger for man meat. And then lucky bastard Jonni Darkko lets them have it. The girls are in control here, lending to the film the sense that it's really about giving oral and not necessarily about getting it. There's a mixed bag of looks and talent, which should be able to please most and the energy and enthusiasm is just as varying. I dug this movie, dug the way it was shot, handled and put together. As I said earlier, there's a strong intimacy between the girl and the viewer, and I like this too. There's some really good scenes worth a few hours of your paycheck. This one is Highly Recommended.


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