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Bore My Asshole

Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/18/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Bore My Asshole

Red Light District

Genre: Gonzo

Director: John Strong

Cast: Bree Olson, John Strong, Dana DeArmond, Mr. Pete, Bobbi Starr, Talon, Aubrey Addams, Rebecca Linares, Mick Blue, James Deen

Length: 159.5 minutes

Date of Production: 11/29/2006

Extra's: The best extra was the 23.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. It was a combination of photoshoots, interviews, extra sex and nudity with some funny anecdotes to make it worthwhile as entertainment. There was also a photogallery, a popshot compilation from the scenes, and the usual double sided DVD cover (with the second side being a series of covers to other releases by the company).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Bore My Asshole was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director John Strong for Red Light District. The standard lighting was bright and plentiful, limiting shadows, grain, and video noise as a result. The fleshtones were accurate and the cameras caught the action fairly well; well in line with most gonzo productions of this sort. I prefer the harsh lighting of this style in most cases over the artistic twaddle presented by those who feel it is better to cover up every little flaw, so your mileage may vary considerably regarding the quality of the visuals but the composition of the shots also enhanced the look of the ladies in most cases too so I hope you enjoy it like this. There were no obvious DVD mastering flaws; the limited number of compression artifacts, moiré, and mosquito noise evidence that some care was taken even on the rushed schedule and limited budget the flick was made on. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital but as is usually the case, no separation between the channels was heard and the dynamic range was limited. Still, aside from occasional background noises, the vocals could be heard decently and this is what I expected of it.

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Body of Review: John Strong is one of the last regular meat puppet directors at Red Light District these days as most of the others have left for the proverbial greener pastures elsewhere. John has told me a few times that he was happy directing and performing for them but I always get the impression that he'd like to be an owner some day if he can just get away from the paperwork and headaches such a position inevitably requires. His latest title to make it to me as a screener is Bore My Asshole, an anal themed gonzo flick where all the ladies do anal antics for the benefit of the viewer (some even liking it). If you like seeing beautiful gals doing anal, you could do far worse though I'll be up front and tell you that only two of them were really into it (Dana DeArmond and Rebecca Linares) so your mileage may vary from mine. That said, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used at all:

Scene One: Bree Olson, the sexy blond seen on the front cover, began the show by teasing and masturbating in her skimpy pink outfit, letting loose with a lot of fake porn vocals as she worked herself over on the couch. That led to John Strong joining her, walking onto the scene with a full erection for her to jerk and suck as she diddled herself at his command. Her playful demeanor seemed more natural when she had his cock inside of her hand, mouth, or other bodily orifice; her knob slobbing seeming as messy as I've ever seen her provide in the past. That led to him pounding her pussy, with some PTM, before the lengthy bout of anal sex. She let him do most of the penetrative work, weakening the heat of the scene although she employed dirty talk to try and compensate for this. Her ATM was better but in all, her dirty talk and oral skills were all that really made this a decent scene (along with her looks of course), ending with a mouth pop and some post coital licking.

Scene Two: Dana DeArmond, the main reason I picked up the DVD, showed that a gal in her mid twenties can be a lot better sexually than any teenager in the jizz biz, as she followed the formulaic approach of the movie. Her tease was hot and the use of an anal toy readied her for the cock of Mr. Pete; with some fine oral and titty fucking skills offered up first. He throatfucked her handily, showing his ability to control her as she licked his balls while taking him inside of her mouth. She actively and aggressively rode his cock vaginally and anally as he treated her roughly (according to the BTS footage, she wanted him to go further but John wouldn't let them for legal reasons). She did some ATM that included taking his cock and balls inside of her mouth at the same time (wow!) and I loved the way her ass cheeks shook as they screwed enthusiastically. He used the toy on her ass for a technical DP but I loved watching her fleshy ass cheeks ripple the most. It wasn't her hottest scene to date but it surpassed all of her alt-porn work that I've been privy too (no surprise there) and at least a few of her recent scenes in terms of pushing her limits on camera a bit. If you like watching gals with running mascara and looking trashed out by the end of the scene, you'll like this one a lot too, with it ending as he blew his load inside of her mouth for her to swallow. Whew!

Scene Three: Bobbi Star, another brunette cutie with a fleshy ass, was up next after she teased outside in her camisole and accessories. That led to her getting into a scene with John Strong as he worked her over with his tongue and fingers; the couple kissing from time to time with him slapping her breasts to liven things up before they went inside the house. At that point, Talon joined in with the anal toy to stretch her rectum as she screamed out loud. John solved that problem by filling her mouth with his cock, having her do some ATM off the toy as she slurped away at his rod. Unlike the previous scene, there wasn't any chemistry between the trio; just a mechanical bout of hardcore sex between professionals (I know some people like it that way too). The men took turns screwing her mouth and pussy, leading to the anal advertised in the theme with some DP footage to boot. There were some active parts to the ride but they were uneven so your mileage may vary in terms of the quality of her ride. The scene ended when they came in her mouth and she swallowed it, the cute gal looking a bit rough for wear but still showing some potential for better work.

Scene Four: Aubrey Addams, a super cute gal with nice curves and a pretty face, was up next as she followed the routine inside the house during the tease and masturbation. Her ass was extremely sweet looking and this had John Strong coming up behind her as her ass stuck out from the chair for him to plug vaginally at first, with no oral until he had satisfied his need for some friction. She did some taste testing from their fingers but he was in charge and did most of the penetrative work in her cookie and butt, the expression on her face showing that he was pushing her limits more than a little bit as a result. When she finally got on top of him, she did add in some energy but he was doing most of the work throughout the scene. She definitely had a lot of untapped potential (that was all that went untapped though) and her looks were such that I suspect many fans will fall for her in coming months as she more completely learns her craft. The scene ended with him rubbing out a load to her mouth, the gal swallowing the moderate pop shot easily enough.

Scene Five: Rebecca Linares, a brunette Latina that has been taking the porn world by storm in recent months thanks to her enthusiasm, looks, and sheer force of will when it comes to her career choice, began the final scene in a black fishnet top and red thong with an anal plug already ripping her open. She masturbated and sucked the toy clean, soon working with studly Mick Blue and scrawny James Deen on the living room couch. Her command of the English language may not have allowed her to successfully employ a lot of dirty talk but her mouth was almost always busy with cock; sucking them very energetically as they took turns screwing her. She took the anal well, bouncing on cock with an appreciation before they started DP'ing her reddened ass cheeks that took a spanking so very well. The majority of the action was anal or DP once that started and Mick's massive wad to her mouth started the swallowing before she took what James could muster from his much smaller rod and balls. It was a solid way to finish the movie as the scene was nearly as well done as Dana's.

Summary: Bore My Asshole by director John Strong for Red Light District was well shot and had enough beauty to rate it as Recommended. There were a number of performances that I wished had been better but even the worse one was a ball drainer if you like hot looking ladies taking a cock or two up their ass. Dana DeArmond and Rebecca Linares led the pack in terms of combining heat, sexuality, and a nasty love of anal sex but you might find some of the others to work for you too. In short, Bore My Asshole was not boring in the slightest and the anal workouts were such that I'd be surprised if some of the ladies sat down comfortably for a few days afterwards.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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