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Sperm Splattered #3

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/19/07

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Sperm Splattered 3

Platinum X Pictures

Genre: Gonzo, Blowjobs

Director: Juan Cuba

Cast: Aubrey Addams, Zoe Angevine, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, D Snoop, Rick Kane, Daniel, Lorena Sanchez, Joe Blow, Mike Hash, Leighlani Red, Isis Ray, Johnny Fender, Gabriella Romano, Veronica Stone

Length: 135.5 minutes

Date of Production: 11/27/2006

Extra's: The extras this time included a 2 minute Behind the Scenes feature (looking at Lorena Sanchez only), a pop shot recap, a photogallery, and some covers for other titles on the other side of the DVD cover.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Sperm Splattered 3 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Juan Cuba for Platinum X Pictures. I'm familiar with his work at Platinum X Pictures as a behind the scenes guy and his skills as a full fledged director at various companies has been getting pretty good, even if the rough edges are slow to disappear. The lighting was only average though and this led to some issues with grain, video noise, and shadows yet he did a reasonably good job overall in presenting a solid set of visuals. The composition of the shots seemed to enhance the look of most of the ladies, showing more improvement than any other aspect of his previous works. There were no compression artifacts so even the mastering of the DVD was handled well and some of you will appreciate the lack of the formerly displayed watermark of the company logo in the lower right hand corner of the screen during the show. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo was in English but the actual audio appeared to be shot in monaural with the processing added later on (in the mastering part of the process). The vocals were generally clear but lacked any separation or dynamic range so this is an area that Juan needs to work more on (just like most of his associates in the industry). The music starting each scene was really generic but that was probably the only real surprise for me in terms of negative technical matters, the rest being pretty decently handled.
Note: Chapter 39 kept replaying in a loop fashion for some reason, forcing me to skip it manually.

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Body of Review: Juan Cuba is one of the premiere directors for Platinum X Pictures now that most of the company regulars have been given the boot over financial terms. Still, he took his time as a production assistant and cameraman to learn the ins and outs of porn direction so I was not surprised when he started coming into his own by offering some very well received titles of late. Still, as a relatively new director, not all of his work is of equal quality and sometimes he tries to provide something that doesn't quite make it in terms of replay value, such being the case with Sperm Splattered 3. The movie was a series of five blowbangs using ladies of varied oral skills, trying to provide a scenario with some of the scenes to offer variety. If you are interested in blowbang only flicks, you might actually like this one more than I did but give it a look before buying. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that the men were not identified and there were no condoms used at all:

Scene One: Aubrey Addams, the hot little bleach blond on the front cover, and brunette Zoe Angevine, kneeling there with her, were up first as they initiated the oral antics with Arnold Schwartzenpecker, D Snoop, Rick Kane, and Daniel (as in all the scenes, I am only passingly familiar with most of the men so your mileage may vary but PXP didn't think the male talent was worthy of being identified so fuss at them if you want better male ID's). Aubrey was blowing all the men in a blowbang as Zoe masturbated during an interview in the next room with Juan, getting turned on by her orally gifted friend in the process. Aubrey was aggressively impaling her mouth and throat with cock so Zoe joined her to share the wealth of treasures the third tier mope squad members offered. Zoe seemed more natural at the act but Aubrey was more actively sucking the men off so if you want to know who the better of the two was; you'd have to decide which dynamic you prefer. It ended when the guys let loose the juice to the faces of the ladies, no swallowing occurred.

Scene Two: Lorena Sanchez, playing a city building inspector with a lack of vocabulary but a sweet little outfit, was up next as she spoke to Juan about violations the home owner was about to be faced with. She went inside to find Joe Blow, D Snoop, Mike Hash, and Arnold Schwartzenpecker, willing to work something out when she claimed they'd be filing a lawsuit for sexual harassment (showing a fundamental lack of understanding as to how that works by the way). She ended up giving them great head, displaying all the aptitude of Aubrey but an aggressive style all her own as she went from cock to cock working them over in her mouth. They did play with her body a little bit but never porked her pussy or ass, giving her some head being as far as they went while she continued to suck start their hearts. The playful scenario banter continued throughout the scene but in all, the blowjobs she gave were hot. It ended with her face coated in population pudding, glazing her completely before the cameras faded away.

Scene Three: Leighlani Red, a blondish cutie, and neon red haired Isis Ray, were up next as they hung out outside of the PXP building on a Sunday waiting for Juan to get some work. He had a cancellation that day so he hooked them up with Johnny Fender, D Snoop, Daniel, Mike Hash, and Joe Blow, in the next blowbang scene of the movie. Red wore a red fishnet outfit and Isis wore a white version, letting Juan have some fun with them outside once the scene was set up at a different location. The tease footage was great here too, showing their firm young asses and other body parts along with some lesbian making out to warm things up. They went into the game room where the guys were playing some pool, resulting in the ladies showcasing their moderately decent oral skills in a similar fashion to the other scenes. It was again oral only and the playfulness was warmish but it soon came across like a contest and neither gal were as skilled as some of the others in the movie. There was no chemistry, just the kind of professional performance you'd expect of a quickly shot gonzo scene, but it had some stroke value nonetheless. The faces were glazed at the end of the scene and some minimal licking of the semen took place before the scene faded out. The one weird thing about my copy of the movie was that chapter 39 kept replaying in a loop, forcing me to use my remote control to pass it and continue the movie.

Scene Four: Gabriella Romano, a gal next door type of gal that started out with a bad attitude, was mad at Juan because she couldn't get a facial so he made it up to her by giving her the chance to get just what she wanted. This meant, of course, that she was set to blowing Joe Blow and two other guys; handling them fairly well though not as skillfully as most of the other gals did. She did seem to get into the action well into the scene but it was nothing like some of her previous work I've had the privilege to appreciate in the recent past so while she followed the formula and blew them okay, it was kind of tame compared to what I was expecting.

Scene Five: Veronica Stone, a skinny gal wearing glasses in her black lingerie on the couch, was up last as she portrayed Juan's neighbor who was interested in his career in order to try new things. He promised her five guys and while they weren't exactly the kind of guys' women like, she settled for Mike Hash, Joe Blow, Johnny Fender, and two more to provide the meat sticks for her mouth. She showed them a capable time, slobbing their knobs well enough but lacking in any real energy of skill to set her apart from the multitudes of newcomers that participate in blowbang titles. The scene ended with the usual glazed coating look, making me wonder how much of it was movie magic, but she wasn't bad at giving head.

Summary: Sperm Splattered 3 by director Juan Cuba for Platinum X Pictures was a Rent It for me since not all of the action was as heated as I prefer to see and some of the gals seemed to be going through the motions too much. Still, there were some decent levels of suck for the buck and a few of the ladies were top level hotties on the rise to glory as performers, if not necessarily porn stars, so give Sperm Splattered 3 a look if any of my scene descriptions sounded appealing.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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