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1 in the Pink 1 in the Stink #9

Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by Dick Danger » Review Date: 2/23/07

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1 in the Pink 1 in the Stink #9

Starring: Monica Breeze, Allison Pierce, Cody Lane, Katrina Isis, Rebeca Linares

Directed by John Strong

I didn't have too many preconceived notions coming into this movie, but here's what I did know: I was very impressed with the previous movie I had reviewed that was directed by John Strong (Overflowing Assholes #3). I wasn't familiar with any of the girls in this video. I had seen some clips from other Pink/Stink vids and had always liked them. Every scene promised plenty of DP, which is always a good thing. And, finally, you gotta admit that that is one hell of a catchy title. So with these things in mind, I prepared to embark upon this movie.

Scene 1, Monica Breeze

I really hate to sound cruel, but I figure if I'm going to review these movies I need to give my honest opinion. And as such, I have to say that Monica does nothing for me. She has a nice body but her face leaves a little to be desired. A good nose job would probably do her wonders. With that being said, I will admit she gives a very enthusiastic blowjob. She doesn't mind gagging on dick, which is always a plus for me. After blowing the two dudes for a bit, they take turns doing spoon anal while she sucks cock, then doggy anal while sucking cock. Finally we get to the DP in reverse cowgirl. Monica does a nice bit of dirty talk, which is helpful. They move to cowgirl DP and she does some ass- and pussy-to-mouth. They also show her gaping ass, and if I remember correctly this might be the only scene in the movie where they really take the time to show the girl's gaper. After some standing DP it's time for the cumshots. Monica doesn't look like she enjoys having cum shot in her mouth at all, but she is a good sport about it anyway and still swallows two substantial loads.

Scene 2, Allison Pierce

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Allison is a cute, skinny blond with small tits. The scene starts off with her sucking two guys. She does an adequate job, but doesn't really dusplay the enthusiasm I like to see when a girl sucks cock. The two guys begin by fucking her pussy as she sucks cock. The double penetration starts in the cowgirl position, and she does a little bit of ATM. Then some spoon anal while sucking cock. Next up is some reverse cowgirl anal, and this is where Allison looks the hottest, with her ass getting stuffed and her pussy spread open for the world to see. The final position is reverse cowgirl anal, after which it's time for the cumshots. She takes the first big load all over her face and the second entirely in her mouth. At least she doesn't flinch like Monica did.

Scene 3, Cody Lane

There's something about Cody's look that I kinda like; she's a brunette with a cherubic baby-face and nice sized tits. Take a point away for a lip piercing though. She starts off by sucking just one guy, and she gives a very nice spit covered blowjob. When he decides it's time to fuck her, he forgoes her pussy and heads straight for her ass. Then he brings her into another room where she can start sucking on the second guy's dick. Their first DP is in reverse cowgirl. Cody moans and screams a lot, but doesn't really give much dirty talk. Next the guys take turns individually fucking her asshole, and finally there's some cowgirl anal. She takes the first big cumshot in her mouth, which she swallows, and then the second large load all over the side of her face.

Scene 4, Katrina Isis

Once again we have here an adequate cocksucker, but she never really takes either guy too deep. At first they take turns fucking her vaginally while she sucks cock, and it takes a while before they actually get to her ass. One guy ass fucks her while she sucks the other one. They do some reverse cowgirl anal, then reverse cowgirl DP, then cowgirl DP (ho hum, are you sensing a pattern here?). After both dudes fuck her anally in the missionary position, they shoot a couple of pretty big loads in her mouth, which she swallows.

Scene 5, Rebeca Linares

Rebeca is the cute cover girl for this DVD but frankly this might be the weakest scene. As with the rest of the girls in this video, she starts off with some nice cocksucking, but it's nothing spectacular. First up is some pussy fucking, followed by spoon anal. Then reverse cowgirl DP, then cowgirl DP. Rebeca suffers from what I like to call "Euroslut Syndrome." She probably doesn't speak a lot of English, so all she does throughout most of the scene is moan and say "yeah" a lot. This gets monotonous for me very quickly. Without dirty talk, I lose interest pretty fast. I will say she looks good taking cock up the ass in missionary and spoon positions. Next we have some doggy style anal, some standing DP, and back to reverse cowgirl DP again. Both dudes cum in her mouth and she swallows their loads.


The extras on this disc include most of the standard stuff. There's some footage of each girl posing in her outfit, as well as a post-scene interview with Monica, Allison, and Katrina. There's a bonus blowjob with a girl named Scarlett Summers who did not impress me at all. Of course we get the cumshot recap and photo gallery, as well as web access.

Final Thoughts:

You may have noticed that in my overview of each scene, I basically run down the order of positions that occur without getting too descriptive. That's because that's exactly what the movie feels like to me. Each scene just seems like a catalog of positions that the actors need to check off of a list. Taken one scene at a time this might not have been so noticeable, but when you put them all together in a 2 hour and 45 minute movie, they all seem to run together. It's like the director just wanted to get through all of the various positions and get it over with. The thing that puts any porno movie over the top for me is the intangible quality called "heat," and this one just didn't have it. All of the girls are quite serviceable, and I'm sure none of us would kick any of them out of bed. But when the movie is over, they are all ultimately forgettable. If you're looking for a good wank this movie will probably help you achieve your goal, but by all means don't spend more than the price of a rental on it.

Final Grade: C+

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