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Assault That Ass #10

Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 3/4/07

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Gonzo
Length: Two Hours 48 minutes not including extras
Director: Mark Wood

Cast: Rachael Luv, Ricki White, Chelsie Rae, Lorelei Lee & Jessie McCarthy

Foresight: "Pound that Rump, Pound that Rump"! You can almost envision a cheerleading squad leading a whole crowd of spectators chanting the tagline from Red Light District's tenth rendition of the Assault that Ass line. Ok, maybe my imagination is getting the best of me once again. Red Light District has been a leader in the gonzo adult film industry since the inception of the genre and produces a large number of these releases every month. This DVD features nearly three hours of anal pounding spread out over five marathon scenes. If you promise to keep reading, I promise to give you all the dirt of each scene.

Scene 1: Jessie McCarthy
The blonde woman on the cover of the DVD jacket is the first to grace the small screen. She's dressed in the most ridiculous road side construction worker outfit ever unveiled. Not that it isn't hot. It consists of hot red nylons, super short shorts, hardhat and emergency vest. If she was telling traffic to slow down, many men would shut off their engines, and push their autos for as long as they are in eyesight of this stunning specimen. She's a skinny blonde with long hair. After checking out her pipes with a couple of buttplugs, including ATM with toys and a double penetration the scene heats up with when the dick arrives. Short blowjob and vaginal sex before the anal begins. The anal starts in spoon and progresses to reverse cowgirl. By the end of the scene, Jessie's ass cheeks are crimson red from the slaps she receives. There is ass to mouth in this scene that ends with a semen shower to her face.

Scene 2: Lorelie Lee

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Lorelie Lee reminds me of a cross between Marilyn Monroe and Hatchet face from the movie "Cry Baby". That's not meant to be insulting at all. She looks like serious 1950s sex appeal with a nice trashy edge to her. She's a blonde with a giant tattoo on her arm, tons of makeup and a little more full figure than a lot of the women on Red Light's payroll. Her makeup is soon all over her face as the cock is rammed towards her tonsils, making her look a little like a sad clown. This woman looks like she is on the cusp of an orgasm with every touch from her male co-star. Once again the sex wastes little time in oral and vaginal land and heads quickly to the 'a'. Lorelie flat on her stomach getting sodomized is the highlight of this scene. Once again, a glowing red ass from smacking and a gaping butthole is the theme of this scene that ends with a shot of cum to her tongue.

Scene 3: Ricki White
Ricki White is a brunette in a hot pink mini skirt with the face that leads me to think of her with that classic 'Jersey girl" look to her. Ricki has a face piercing and enough makeup to give credence to the above statement. She's got a nice big ole butt with a nice full figure. Her breasts are a little flat, but that butt makes it hard to focus on anything else. She's paired with a couple of woodsmen who once again take little time exploring pussy, and go right to the ass. Ricki is one those few women who look to really enjoy a solid double penetration. This scene consists of a lot the fun ass to mouth being so popular and ends with two shot of cum on her face.

Scene 4: Chelsie Rae
Chelsie is by far my favorite woman on the entire DVD. She's a really pretty faux sandy brunette/blonde with tan skin and little butt. She's wearing a nice camouflage and pink underwear set that sets off her tan skin perfectly. The scene starts outdoors for the quick oral and some poolside doggy. We all know that anal must be an indoor sport, so the pair moves indoors for the sphincter stretching. The couple starts out slow in missionary, with Chelsie gasping as the dick is inserted into her ass. Once she gets used to it, she jumps on the dick and rides it reverse cowgirl style. The scene ends with the small chested Chelsie Rae with cum on her face and her asshole gaping.

Scene 5: Rachael Luv
The final scene has Rachael Luv, a brunette wearing an incredibly ridiculous neon green and orange garter set. It would be perfect, I suppose if you were trying to have sex in the woods during hunting season, so she wouldn't be mistaken for a game animal. She starts herself off with a nice big black dildo and proclaims a desire to become Red Light districts "newest ass whore". With goals like that, you know you'll go far. The scene picks up and Rachael after a brief lube up with Rachel's pussy juice and the scene goes to the "dirt road less traveled". The highlight of this scene has Rachel Luv standing up against the wall, slightly bent over, taking the high hard heat up her once tight butt. Scene ends with a cum shot to her face.

Extras: Extras have never been a focus of Red Light District's DVD packages. There is direction to www.clubredlight.com to make sure those surfing for porn late at night know where to go. There is also a 22 minute behind the scenes, featuring the female talent of this release getting dressed prior to the anal onslaught.

Summary: One thing is for sure, when viewing Red Light district, you are almost certain as to what you are going to get. In this case, they are a lot like McDonalds. Red Light District releases, in my opinion are almost never bad, but also have reduced potential due to the volume they direct. Still, at nearly three hours of ass pounding visual fun, I have to keep this DVD as a Rent It rating. The scenes with Chelsie and Jessie were fun and not, the rest didn't really distinguish themselves.


Colonel Mustard

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