This Penthouse/Jill Kelly co-production directed by Kelly Holland features six scenes, each one set in a different time period. The theme here is that styles and trends may change but that sex and beautiful women never go out of style. It's pretty hard to argue with that. Here's who fucks who and how they do it...
Chapter 1 – Vanessa Lane And Jay Lassiter: This scene, set in Victorian England, finds Vanessa wandering the streets of what we can only assume is White Chapel. A man who is supposed to be Jack the Ripper shows up and she gives him head on the street. He lies back on the bench and things shift from black and white to color as she gets on top of him and rides him reverse cowgirl style. She pulls her skirt up and he fucks her from behind, then he lies her down on the bench and does her missionary style. He stands up and she goes down on him again, finishing him in her mouth.
Chapter 2 – Aurora Snow And Reno: Set sometime in what we assume are the late 1800s or early 1900s, Aurora and Reno are wandering around the garden, she in a frilly white dress and he in a suit. They make out for a bit and he disrobes her and eats her pussy from behind. He sits down and she deep throats his cock in that special Aurora Snow style this little hotty has become known for. She gets on her back and he fucks her neatly trimmed pussy missionary style while she plays with herself. From there he sits back and she rides him reverse cowgirl style. She stands up and bends over and he fucks her from behind for a bit before she gets down on her knees and he whacks off onto her face and into her mouth. Shot in sepia tone with the sound of a film projector flickering over the piano music, there is no live sound for this scene.
Chapter 3 – Devon Lee And Marcus London: Set in the 1920s, this one finds the pair dressed in flapper attire hanging at a speakeasy. After some drinks at the bar they move to a corner of the room and start making out. He sucks on her tits and she gives him head as the crowd leaves the room and they find themselves alone save for the bartender who pays them no mind. She titty fucks him and sucks him some more and then he gets her on all fours and fucks her from behind. He eats her pussy and then fucks her missionary style, then pulls out and rubs on off onto her stomach before they kiss and end the scene.
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Chapter 4 – Riley Shy And Johnny Castle: This scene is set in the 1940s. Johnny is in army duds waiting for the bus and thinking about his girl. Riley shows up in a pick up, and they start to kiss. He starts rubbing her through her clothes and soon he's got her knickers off and her legs spread on the back of the truck. After he eats her pussy for a good long while, he fucks her missionary style. From there he lies down and she gives him a blowjob, using her hands and tongue on him. He bends her over and fucks her from behind, and then she drops to her knees and finishes him off in her mouth and with her hands.
Chapter 5 – Roxy De Ville And Sascha: This scene doesn't really have a specific time theme to it but it looks like it'd be set somewhere in the fifties, maybe the early sixties though the Betty Page outfit indicates it could be earlier. Roxy is posing for the camera, and Sascha is taking her picture. She does the Betty Page thing for a bit, they switch to a jungle set, and Sascha moves in on her. He sucks on her tits before eating her pussy, and then she gives him head while he fingers her. She gets on top of him and rides him cowgirl style, and then she blows him some more. From there he moves her onto all fours and fucks her doggy style, before flipping her over for more missionary action after which he pulls out and shoots his load on her face.
Chapter 6 – Kelle Marie And Neveah: The final scene is set in the bleak future after the fall of man. Kelle is sitting on a couch in a wasteland and Neveah moves in on a motorcycle. The start making out and soon Kelle is sucking her new friends nipples and then eating out her pussy. Neveah returns the favors once Kelle bends over for her, and the girls get really into going down on one another. They grind their pussies against each other then Kelle eats Neveah out again. Neveah pulls out an odd skull shaped vibrator and uses it on Kelle, making her come and ending both the scene and the movie.
Each of the six scenes on this disc is very carefully lit and shot so that the performers all look perfect. This is very much a work of fantasy and the cinematography really plays up the 'beautiful people' aspect of the ladies in particular. It works, and it works well as the seven sexy sirens in the cast are all quite stunning in this production, each of them looking their best.
The sex is hard but devoid of any serious kink save for the last scene which features two girls sharing a toy. This makes Timeless a decent couples film as it is a fairly safe but still quite sexy porno movie that serves up some erotic scenarios without coming across as too trashy. The sex is hot and plentiful and the narration provides some interesting context and bridges the sex scenes together rather effectively.
The 1.85.1 anamorphic widescreen transfer on this DVD is rock solid. Color reproduction is strong, black levels are consistent and deep but not too murky, and there's a nice level of fine detail present throughout. The only real flaw is that there are some compression artifacts here and there that you probably will pick up on as well as some ringing here and there. Other than that, there's really nothing to complain about, Timeless looks surprisingly clean!
The Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track is quite good with no problems concerning the levels, hiss or distortion. The background music gets a bit loud in spots but it doesn't quite overpower the performers and for the most part this track is free of any major defects and it sounds just fine.
First up is a making of documentary that runs for just under twenty-minutes in length and which features some genuinely interesting on set footage that shows off just how much effort went into the set design and the lighting for a couple of these scenes. The cast and crew are all on hand for some basic, informal interviews and this is one of those rare behind the scenes documentaries to appear on an adult DVD that is actually worth watching.
Up next is a bonus scene featuring the lovely Riley Shy. Riley dances around her fifties pick up in a bra and frilly undies. She slowly strips to some generic rockabilly music and shows off her ass and her tits for the camera until she's completely naked. This is more of a strip tease scene than an actual hardcore scene, but it's a welcome addition to the disc nonetheless. When it's all said and done this puppy clocks in at seven-minutes in length.
Rounding out the extra features are trailers for six other Hustler DVD releases, a sizeable photo gallery made up of hardcore and glamour shots showcasing each of the female starlets, and a weblink. Static menus, and scene selection are also included.
Slick production values, nice camera work, a very hot cast and some genuinely decent sex make Timeless worth a look for couples in particular. Hustler has done a fine job on the release and this disc easily earns itself a slap from the ol' recommended stamp.