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Studio: Male Media One » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 3/11/07

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Date of Production:

July 2006

Directed By:

John Bruno


Ken Browning, Manuel Torres, Marco Paris, Jay Armstrong, Kyle Lewis, Marc Williams, Nick Marino, Brendan Davies, Danny Mann, Johnny Wallace.

The Movie:

Butch muscle-bound dudes like to try their luck with a gamed called Nailed. The winner gets to plow the butt of the loser...but are there really any losers?

The Dudes:

This hot group of butch muscle studs has a cool mix of Black, Latino, and White guys with short hair, hairy and smooth chests, full/trimmed/shaved pubes, and cut 'n uncut cocks.

Scene One:

In an auto body shop filled with butch mechanics and the heady odor of man sweat mixed with oil, manager Ken Browning (hot muscle stud with short brown hair and facial stubble) announces it's "Quittin' Time". Ken wants to arm wrestle with Kyle Lewis (good-looking muscle dude with a military buzz cut and tattoos) with the winner getting to "nail" the looser. The butch dudes breath heavily and grit their teeth as they compete for some hot man-sex. Kyle wins the match and exclaims, "Your ass is mine!" Ken bends over a work desk allowing Kyle to pull down his pants revealing a sexy bubble butt. Kyle spreads those cheeks exposing Ken's tight shaved man-pussy and begins to rub, tongue, and finger fuck the pink pucker. Ken fucks Kyle's face with his hard cut prick forcing the tool deep throat down Kyle's gullet to his shaved (with just a little grown out) pubes. Kyle gives excellent head slobbering up and down the shaft and sucking those nuts.

Ken gets down on his knees and takes Kyle's stiff cut dick down his throat nursing the knob, jacking the hard stalk, and tonguing his full balls. Ken definitely knows his way around a hard cock giving some good head as Kyle fucks his mouth. Kyle fingers Ken's tight hole and then fucks him in the missionary position (with condom) with fast 'n smooth strokes making Ken moan with pleasure. Kyle switches up and enters Ken from behind using the same fast fucking motions leading to some hot 'n heavy side/missionary. Ken shoots a small thick dotty load while Kyle squirts a large amount of thick spunk on Ken's chest and stomach. Hot load!

Scene Two:

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Manuel Torres (hot muscle dude with hairy chest, tattoos, very short black hair, and beard stubble), Jay Armstrong (cool-looking dude with shaved head, toned/smooth body, and goatee), and Johnny Wallace (good-looking muscle dude with short brown spiky hair, hairy chest, and tattoos) are slouching around guzzling beers and shooting the breeze. Manuel eats Jay's hairy asshole spitting and tonguing while Johnny fucks Jay's mouth with his hard cut tool. Manuel finger fucks Jay's bung sliding two digits in and out of his hungry hole. Johnny lays in the missionary position with legs in the air as Jay chows down on his tight shaved pink man-pucker. Johnny digs having his manhole tongued breathing heavily and reaching over to stroke Manuel's hard uncut dick. Johnny finger fucks himself as Jay munches his butt.

Jay's starving for more man-ass so he moves over to feast on Manuel's tight hairy starfish tonguing the hole as Manuel is lying on his back with legs over his head. Johnny fists Manuel's hard shaft making the foreskin cover and uncover the slick knob as Jay chows down. Johnny fucks Jay in the missionary position (with condom) using hard/smooth strokes filling that chute while Manuel slides his dong in and out of Jay's mouth rubbing his cock all over his pal's face. Jay works Manuel's foreskin sliding his tongue under the overhang. Manuel takes over pounding Jay in the missionary position (with condom) as Johnny assaults Jay's mouth with his rigid clipped prick fucking the hell out of his face. Jay plays a bit of the ol' sink/bounce with Manuel thrusting upwards to fill that tight man-tunnel. Jay is seated while Manuel and Johnny stand over him pulling their puds. Johnny shoots a thick load on Jay's chest while Manuel pumps thick love juice on Jay's shoulder. Manuel shoots a second thick load on Jay's shoulder as Jay squirts a large thick load of jizz on his hand and arm.

Scene Three:

Marc Williams (hot muscle stud with short hair and smooth chest) enters Marco Paris' (good-looking muscle dude with shot curly dark hair) office finding his coworker slouching in his chair with his shirt unbuttoned. Marco sinks to his knees pulling Marc's long cut cock free from the confines of his pants and cramming that monster down his gullet working up and down and actually gagging. Marc lies back on the desk in the missionary position with his muscular legs in the air while Marco munches on his tight shaved hole. Marco tongue fucks the ebony pucker making Marc breathe hard and jack his big dong. Marc gets down on Marco's big uncut prick jacking the shaft 'n foreskin and deep throating that fucker like it's his last chance at a full tube steak dinner. The dudes fall into a traditional sixty-nine gorging on those hard dongs and fingering snug man-tunnels.

Marc eats Marco's shaved starfish tonguing the pucker while Marco beats his unclipped pork. Marc fucks Marco in the missionary position (with condom) sliding his big tool smoothly in and out. Marco bends over with his bum in the air with Marc standing over him slamming his love-muscle quickly in and out of that man-twat. The dudes are completely into each other and the action as they sweat and fuck with intensity. Marco squirts a large thick load on his own stomach while Marc squirts thick man-milk on Marco's chest and stomach.

Scene Four:

Butch Police Officers Brendan Davies (hot muscle dude with closely cropped/almost shaved hair, smooth chest, goatee, and tattoos) and Danny Mann (sexy muscle daddy with hairy chest, full beard, and tattoos) check out an apartment noise disturbance. The officers encounter Ken Browning (from Scene One) and Nick Marino (handsome muscle dude with short black hair and tattoos) making Ken explain that the noises were purely sexual in nature. Brendan and Danny watch rubbing their bulging crotches as Ken pulls Nick's pants down spreading butt cheeks and exposing a tight shaved hole. Ken tongues and rubs that pucker. Danny jacks his hard cut cock exclaiming, "Come on! Lick his hole!" Brendan rubs a long nightstick against Nick's twitching touchhole as Ken munches down. Nick takes Danny's hard cock into his mouth allowing Danny to fuck his face all the way to his full dark bush. Ken chows down on Danny's big dong gagging as he crams in into his mouth while stroking his own clipped tool.

Brendan is spread eagle on a sex sling while Nick munches down on his tight shaved asshole. Nick tongues the bung switching back and forth from sucking cock to eating that bum. Ken eats Danny's snug hairy manhole alternating between the rosebud and hairy nuts. Danny fucks Ken in the missionary position (with condom) with Ken now in the sling. Danny pounds that butt fast and hard while Nick and Ken make out with plenty of wet tongue. Brendan fucks Ken in the same position (with condom) using fast/smooth strokes to fill that tight love hole. Nick gets in on the butt sex by screwing Ken in the missionary position (with condom) plugging his pal's hole fast and hard on the sling. Danny cuts loose with some thick man-goo on his hairy stomach as Brendan shoots a thick load on his stomach and chest. Ken dumps a thick load of jizz on his stomach while being fucked by Nick. Nick sucks Brendan's spent cock shooting a thick 'n large load on Ken's chest.



"Nailed" is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The videography by Ross Cannon is excellent providing full coverage of all the action and plenty of succulent close-ups. The picture quality is sharp and clean.


The sound is clear allowing the viewer to hear these butch muscle dudes heat up the television screen with plenty of suckin' and fuckin'.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selections, chapter stops, a cast gallery featuring professional photographs of each model by Greg Lenzman and John Eastman along with model physical statistics, an Action photo gallery, a Behind-the-Scenes photo gallery, and trailers for "Ranger", "Ritual", "Rammer", "Manhole", and "Lockdown".

Final Thoughts:

Mustang Studios and Director John Bruno have created a big turn-on with "Nailed". The direction, videography, and editing (Fay Dubois) is top quality allowing for scenes that move along at a steady pace, never become dull, and show all the hot 'n sweaty action. The dudes are all hot with their muscular bodies and energetic performances. They are definitely into the hot man-sex. The extras provide an extensive amount of professional photographs of the dudes and trailers for movies featuring more hunky muscle studs. I liked all the guys with my personal favorites being Marc Williams, Manuel Torres, Brendan Davies (cover dude), and Jay Armstrong. I highly recommend for fans of muscle-bound butch dudes.

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