It used to be that the world was divided into tit and ass men. Either you liked a woman's chest, or you pitched the proverbial tent over the junk in their trunk. But thanks to porn, every body part can be championed. There are titles specifically addressing legs, feet, waist-size, faces, certain ethnic traits and, of course, hygienic practices. Whatever floats your libidinous boat, so to speak. The adult industry has got a long line of product just waiting to tantalize said tastes. But while variety may be the spice of life, there is nothing wrong with the standard salt and pepper of boobs and butts. Just ask Justin Slayer. His latest release is a celebration of the derriere entitled Coochie Cuttas
, and by the looks of things, he understands the bum flawlessly. Aside from a single scene which fails to fulfill its penis potential, and an actress who loves the camera more than a drunken Paris Hilton, this is one of the best XXX releases of the year. It's a guaranteed groin grabber from beginning to end.
The Sex Scenes:
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Let's applaud Justin Slayer. If the man knows anything, he definitely gets gonzo. Each one of the four scenes contained on this DVD is certified to get your dick hard, your libido loose and your woman, or willing companion, wet. Forget Viagra and any other lame-ass medicinal aid. Just toss on the opening four way and get ready to bump, hump and grind. It's not complicated what Slayer accomplishes here. He merely finds performers who love to fuck, and then provides them with an atmosphere where anything and everything goes. You can practically taste the chemistry between the actresses, each one diving into their erotic mix with a carnal combination of fire and finesse. Certain sex studios like to celebrate the aggressiveness of their action, or the pro-am status of their stars. They're all pretenders to the porn throne when it comes to Evil Angel. This is a company that consistently hires the right people to make their hardcore hot and heavy. Slayer is such a skin flick savant.
Scene 1:Ayana Angel, Beauty, Lucious Lopez, Justin Slayer
Acts Performed:Girl on Girl Foreplay, Tit Sucking, Fingering, Ass Worship, Face Sitting, Tongue Fucking, Cunnilingus, Salad Tossing, Grinding, Blowjob, Doggy, Mish, Alternating V to M, Vibrator Action, Toy Fucking, Reverse Cowgirl, 69, Toy V to M, Cowgirl, $hot on Self with Oral Clean-up, Continued Toy Action
Score:4.5 out of 5
The Dirge has argued for years that the only way to make really hot lesbian sequences is to find gals who actually want to do some muff diving. Well, our anal auteur went out and found some brazen biz-nitches who absolutely adore female fetlocks. Just recounting how this trio of talent gets down and eats pussy is enough to get your humble reviewer all hot and bothered again. One sequence in particular, where face sitting is accented by more mons munching, remains a totally tantalizing tongue workout. Then when Slayer steps in with his monster meat, the sequence skyrockets into the hardcore stratosphere. By the end of this cunt-cleaning marathon, all parties are panting and spent. You too will be looking for some genuine genital relief when all is said and done.
Scene 2:Naomi, Ayana Angel, Justin Slayer
Acts Performed:Oil Cabaret, Girl on Girl Greasing, Blowjob, Face Sitting, Fingering, Doggy, Alternating V to M, Face Fucking, Salad Tossing, Scissors, Anal Fingering, Pile Driver, Lollipop Fu, Butt Plug Play, Doggy Spin to Mish, $hot in Mouth, Alternating Mish to Doggy, Porking Partners, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Jousting, 2nd $hot on Ass with Oral Clean-up.
Score:4.5 out of 5
Lord! The Dirge can feel the heat from this scene just writing about it. Naomi and Ayana turn up the slut quotient witnessed in the first sensational sequence, and try to outdo the trantric tricks from before. And by God, they manage to do it. As these ladies linger over each others undercarriage, our director digs in and explores every orifice he can. It's tough to take umbrage with such a stellar scene, but there is one thing missing from all this diddling. While fingers and sex toys are used rectally, we don't get a single sequence of butt banging. As in the first segment of this title, the lack of hinder humping keeps Coochie Cuttas from being a true Collector's Edition extravaganza. Still, what's on screen is absolutely choice.
Scene 3:Kelly, Natashia, Justin Slayer
Acts Performed:3 Way Foreplay, Blowjob, Doggy, Tit Sucking, Mish, Cunnilingus, Face Sitting, Cowgirl, Dueling Side Saddle, $hot in Mouths
Score:3.5 out of 5
Here it is, the only misstep on this entire DVD. It is clear, from the very beginning, that Natashia is a foreign fuck film star with a clear idea of what she wants out of a scene. As long as we can see her face staring back at the camera with determined disconnect, in her mind she's done her job. Even when Slayer is slamming her privates, driving dick deep inside her most intimate of areas, she simply smiles vacantly and puts on a pout for the viewfinder. Thank goodness Kelly is more of the carnal sort. She really responds when our filmmaker fucks her, more than making up for Natashia's European ennui.
Scene 4:Ice La Fox, Lola Rivera, Ayana Angel
Acts Performed:Foreplay, Back Door Cunnilingus, Vaginal Spitting, Gaping, Salad Tossing, Fingering, V to M, Face Sitting, Massive 69 Action, Tit Sucking, Vibrator Play, Vibrator Fucking, Vibrator V to M.
Score:4 out of 5
Three girls – lots of toys – and not a single meat puppet in sight. This spells potential disaster in the Dirge's mind, since scenes like this have a tendency to go nowhere relatively fast. Luckily, the mandate for finding gal-oriented actresses who love snatch was obviously followed, since Slayer gets this tempting trio to pull out all the erotic stops. These are anxious, aggressive women, attractive as Hell and bent on balling the bejesus out of each other. There is so much 69 going on here that you wonder if they even miss the man mutton. With mouths in nonstop motion and various body parts eager to fill the available voids, this is the kind of Sappho situation that all XXX films should strive for. The soft sensual stuff just doesn't cut it – at least, from a true hardcore porn perspective.
Disco Dirge Peter Meter Rating:4 out of 5 (Highly Recommended)
Again, the lack of ass action – that is, penis in pooper – is what lowers the overall score of this title to a merely magnificent rating of Highly Recommended. Indeed, the best review Coochie Cuttas can receive is that, right after the credits started the roll, the Dirge was eyeing his good lady wife with incredibly bad intent. Luckily, she too was ready for a little boudoir ballyhoo. Naturally, this means that Justin Slayer' smut peddling easily earns a Cohabitation Certification for its marital aide properties. In fact, all lack of a high score aside, you won't find a better collection of carnal delights. Even if your proclivities run to the chest, or other less likely body parts, this celebration of the rump is one delicious adult delight.