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Strange Dreams

Studio: Penthouse » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 3/17/07

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Fetish
Length: One Hour 30 minutes not including extras
Director: Skye Blue

Cast: Roxy DeVille, Shyla Stylez, Harmony, Missy Monroe, Celeste Star, Brooke Haven

Foresight: Skye Blue has directed movies under her own production line and now seems to be working for the Penthouse group. Skye Blue has some new talent to work with in Celeste Star, the July 2005 Penthouse Pet, making the transition to hardcopy to the moving pictures. On this Penthouse Variations DVD, Skye Blue is attempting to dig into some of the freakier desires of people that only come to the surface when in a deep sleep. Strange Dreams explores some of these desires in all the graphic detail one would expect from a Penthouse DVD. There are 5 scenes (plus a bonus) on this DVD.

Scene 1: Roxy DeVille
This one of for all of these smoking enthusiasts out there: Roxy DeVelle, strolls her fine ass into a room, smoking from a long cigarette holder and clad in dark thigh high nylons and a tight little leather ensemble. Her man comes to see what's under that tight leather skirt, and makes his way to suckle on her sweet womanly folds, all the way, Roxy sucking away on her square. She even ashes on the tongue of her man several times during that scene. I can't quite see the appeal in this, but I can see that it could be hot. Especially if an hot ember, bounced down his throat. Roxy continues to smoke, even when sucking on dick and while getting nailed. The scene includes some PTM action before Roxy is served a steaming facial.

Scene 2: Shyla Stylez

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A un-gendered person enters the room clad in head to toe black latex, with only holes for eyes, nose and mouth. It walks like a man, but has tits. Next, an um-mistakenly woman, woman enters the scene, with long blonde hair and a pair of fake tits that seem to defy all sorts of laws of basic gravity. These latex clad lovers embrace, with skin tight material against one another. The 'it' figure, drooling all over itself, lays Shyla on her back and unzips her red latex suit in the groin region revealing her shaved pussy and asshole. He works both with his fingers and tongue. We soon realize that despite the tits, the person clad in black does have a stiff dick ready for Shyla's undivided attention. The oral is solid, but the anal is better as Shyla's ass his perched high up in the air taking anal doggy hard. The scene ends with another facial.

Scene 3: Harmony
Director Skye Blue or whomever came up with this scene is one twisted individual. It centers around a Priest, and his internal struggle to keep himself pure due to his commitment to the church. In this dream, told by one of his former female students, wonders just what the priest would be like without his convictions. Harmony, the evil student temptress, is a sexy curly haired dirty blonde and wearing a hot little black lacy garter set combination. She seduces the Priest. Once the wheels fall off the wagon, and the Priest has broken his vow, all hell breaks loose. Come to find out that this Priest has a little clothing fetish and even wears some nylons and garter sets of his own beneath his robes. The sex in this scene has tons of energy and the kink factor was outstanding. The scene ended with the Priest jerking himself to Climax all over Harmony's face.

Scene 4: Missy Monroe & Celeste Star
The July 2005 Penthouse Pet is a nice resume point (and I'm sure a solid payday), but a girl cannot live on that accolade alone. Celeste Star, the skinny brunette, with a very memorable butt, on the cover is making her adult video debut with a lesbian affair with Missy Monroe. Missy is a thicker woman, with short butch blonde hair. The two take turns going down on one another with some solid footage of Missy French kissing Celeste's pierced labia. The best part has Celeste, face down, ass high up in the air, with Missy tonguing her ass while jamming a dildo up the former Pet. Pretty hum drum effort from both.

Scene 5: Brooke Haven
Our final scene has a man waiting for his lover, wearing only a mask. The woman in his dreams, is the type of woman that make up the fantasies of a lot of the straight male population. Brooke Haven is a blonde with huge freakish fake breasts and a warm inviting smile. The two start the copulating and then decide it was better with the masks on. I thought it was a nice bit of anonymous type sex with Brooke fucking people in "Eyes Wide Shut" type fashion. Brook takes anal in spoon before taking a shot of semen on her well fucked snatch and ass. I did enjoy the effect of the screams of passion from behind expressionless masks. I thought this was the best scene of the entire DVD.

Extras: The standard fare of Extras is on the Variations Penthouse DVD release includes a 20 minute behind the scenes that actually was very well done. Generally, I have a dislike ofr most of these, but this one happened to be rather entertaining. There was also the usual photo gallery and trailers from upcoming DVDs, including "Timeless", "Naughty Girls", "Klub Slutz", "Hot Pink", "Drive" and "My Best Friend's Mom". The nice little value added was a nice quickie sexual romp starring the lovely Cassie Young. This freaky food fuck fest includes some nice oral and food play and excellent doggy style sex in the kitchen with both people covered in flour.

Summary: If Freud was alive to decipher what these dreams actually meant, I have no doubt in my mind that this person would be one of the most sexually perverse people on the planet. Thankfully, director Skye Blue was available to translate these images to the blue screen. Unfortunately, the sex didn't have the heat or the chemistry between actors and actresses to really allow this DVD to jump up from the heap. It's a Rent It just because of the creativity and perversion aspects.


Colonel Mustard

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