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Euro Angels 22

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 3/23/07

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: All Sex/Gonzo
Length: Two Hours 12 minutes not including extras
Director: Christoph Clark

Cast: Vanessa, Michaella, Cahtleen Count, Eva, Erika, Gina, Judith Fox & Jessica

Foresight: Back in 2000 a video tape featuring hot European woman engaging in anal sex was releases under the tile of Euro Angel 22 or better know as Christoph Clark's Awesome Asses. This video was reformatted on DVD and pushed back into the market with some up to date extras that they could scrape together from the archives of Evil Angel. Director Christoph Clark has been an acclaimed actor and director for many many years in the adult industry. Stay tuned to see if Awesome Asses is considered a classic.

Scene 1: Vanessa
The scene starts with some nice outdoor affection of Vanessa's cute blonde ass treating her man to some outdoor oral favors. The oral arrives again as Vanessa wraps her mouth around the sizable cock in the back of a car as well. The two young lovers find a little more seclusion in a private bedroom. After some weird dancing (with no music) by Vanessa as a tease, the two strip out of their clothes and Vanessa continues the oral that was started in the park. Vanessa is an ultra thin type women best described as a spinner. The heat of this scene, has Vanessa bending her ass over, spreading her ass cheeks and taking an hardcore anal pounding. Very hot scene

Scene 2: Michaella

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Michaella is a dated blonde up against the wall showing off her body. She's got that distinguished Eastern European look to her. The scene looks like it is shot by any amateur couple, with a stagnant camera. This absorbs any potential heat of this scene. There is some anal sex, but almost no chemistry between the two.

Scene 3: Cathleen Count
In Budapest, an exotic dancer has made a horrible decision and has gone to a club with two guys fit on giving her a little more than she bargained for. Decked out in a black garter set, the women desperately tries to get away from her captors, but they have her cornered. She relents and ends up on her knees orally serving both cocks. The guys treat their captor as a pair of Chinese fingercuffs and hit from both ends. Cathleen takes anal and a double penetration. The highlight of the scene has the men running an anal train on the staircase. Although the light rape type intro may not be politically correct makes for an enticing introduction.

Scene 4: Eva
Eva might be one of the hottest women I've seen. I really hope that she makes a comeback or somehow I get some more footage of her in my screener pile. She's a dark skinned beauty with long dark hair and large eyes. Her body is magnificent and is wearing a one piece fish net with the crotch removed for easy access. The sex, once again is be filmed by the guy filming. To make matters worse, Eva doesn't seem to be very enticed in the sex at all. The scene does have some nice anal attributes and even uses a sex swing. Unfortunately, the heat wasn't here for me.

Scene 5: Erika, Gina, Judith Fox
This was basically a scene that wasn't a scene. Just some quick footage of some European women showing off their wares in front of the camera. Very quick and not very fun.

Scene 6: Jessica
The final scene highlighting Christoph Clark's Awesome Asses features a short haired blonde who gives us a taste of her skills with a masturbation scene to start things off. She' then paired with two guys who tag team her fine butt with some hard hitting anal sex and some double penetration. This is a great scene that shows the director's prowess of getting the most out of his actors. The scene and DVD ends with the two guys jerking off on Jessica's face.

Extras: Since Awesome Asses was originally released in 2000 on video all of the extras were attached post mortem. To Evil Angel's credit, the put together an impressive package of photogallery, Filmographies of the female stars and a cast list. What would have been really interesting is a 'Where are they now" type analysis of the female talent. That might require a little too much time to research however. There was a cum shot recap, and the impressive biography of Christoph Clark along with directions to www.evilangel.com and www.gapingangels.com. Trailers include: "Beautiful Girls 21", "Big Natural Tits 14", "Euro Domination 5", "Hardball 26", "Swallow", "Beautiful Girls 19", "Hardball 25", "Big Natural Tits 12" and "Big Natural Tits 8"

Summary: Christoph Clark's personal collection of asses back in 2000 can easily be considered awesome. Many of the women on this DVD were incredibly hot. Unfortunately, all of the sex scenes starring the director were awkward and anything but hot, despite the attractiveness of the stars. This DVD is anything but a classic. This DVD deserves a Skip It rating and let's just be very thankful that director Christoph Clark has come a long way since 2000.


Colonel Mustard

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