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Apple Bottomz 3

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/27/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Apple Bottomz 3

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Chris Streams

Cast: Brianna Beach, Erik Everhard, Flower Tucci, Mr. Pete, Delilah Strong, Mark Davis, Naomi, Ines Ventura, Chris Streams, Kid Jamaica, Mia Bangg

Length: 147.5 minutes

Dates of Production: 2/24/2006 to 6/5/2006

Extra's: The best extra for me was the 10 minutes of striptease/dance footage where the ladies stripped or masturbated one at a time. It was solid stroke material, giving older men strokes thanks to how heated it could get. I also really liked the 8 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Nate Liquor, starting off with some footage of make up artist Nikki (the busty babe), providing a tribute to the now late Jon Dough, and some preparation for anal work with Delilah Strong. There was also a photogallery, a cumshot recap, a true double sided DVD cover (and slipcase), and trailers to movies like Hand To Mouth 4, Fishnets, Girlvana 2, Grand Theft Anal 9, About Face 3, Double Decker Sandwich 8, Tits Ahoy 3, and Asswhole 3.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Apple Bottomz 3 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Chris Streams for Zero Tolerance. The lighting was almost always handled nicely, limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house (living room for the most part) as well as outside. The composition of the shots was largely enhancing to the ladies as they diddled themselves or took on their partners with a few spots in need of fill lighting but otherwise covering up most of their minor flaws. There were no compression artifacts and the fleshtones were very accurate, making this one visually appealing to me even if not the very best I've seen from Chris in the past. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure. For those who care, there was also the dubbed Spanish track too.

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Body of Review: Chris Streams is one of the best directors having his works released by Zero Tolerance, even if he tends to be better known for his often better movies by their sister company, Third Degree. Having seen a lot of his work in the past, I think he does a fine job as he showcases the ladies and usually captures their best performances by letting them be what they are instead of pushing them into a preconceived notion of who they should be. His latest work for the company is Apple Bottomz 3, the sequel to Apple Bottomz 2 where ladies possessing shapely asses are given a chance to truly shine in gonzo scenes, making it an ass lover's delight to watch. The cover said it like this: "Witness the thickness! How do we like them apples? Round, ripe and ready to be lubed up and dicked down! These bootylicious butt babes have major ASS- the kinda mouth-watering badunkadunk that makes J-Lo jealous and men stop loving pussy! Phat juicy bubble butts, soft sexy skin, jeans so tight they look like they were painted on, and an extra helping of jiggly junk in the trunk. This is our tribute to guys who love booty the way we do...get ready for a cheek-smacking, ass-clappin' good time!" If that sounds good to you, you'll really enjoy the active sex and passionate pairings, some of the scenes extremely strokable thanks to the superior casting. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Brianna Beach, a sexy little strumpet in a brightly colored bikini, walked into the hallway of the house wearing her stripper shoes that helped accentuate the curvature of her apple shaped ass really well, with director Chris feeling her up to show exactly how firm it was. She employed some tease that made the scene a great opening bit for fans of ass, the playful tease taking enough time to really sink in as she knowingly worked her charms. At that point, superstud Erik Everhard jumped in by the pool table to snack on her lovely crack, warming her up for action before a quick drilling of her pussy, leading to a sensual hummer that showed superior skill and attitude at play. The vaginal riding after that was also very strong, showing some chemistry between them to go along with the energy and passionate bouncing she did on his cock, with plenty of intermittent oral by the two of them between the many positions they screwed in. There aren't a lot of gals that can keep up with Erik so the interplay between them made this a great scene to begin with, ending as he popped his wad in and around her mouth. Yum!

Scene Two: Flower Tucci, a gal with a hot ass that loves to use it to get men off, was up next as she played with a stripper pole in the empty room while dressed in her neon green bikini and black fishnet outfit covering it. Her shoes also enhanced the shape of her fleshy ass, a hat on her head for no apparent reason. Watching her gyrate is always a great inspiration for stroke material, her nasty attitude enhancing the impact of the scene even before Mr. Pete joined her to start sucking her ass and fingering her pussy. That led to him banging her between the railing of the stairs after some head, the blowjob action coming back in spades shortly after that. As expected, the vaginal sex was enthusiastic and powerful but her love of a dick up her ass was even more to her liking as he hammered away at her cookie as though lost in the moment. She provided a lot of inspirational dirty talk as a result, the ATM and facial ending the scene far too soon for my tastes. The camera faded away before it was clear that she swallowed the spew but she did slurp it out of her hand rather well. Whew!

Scene Three: Delilah Strong, a curvy cutie that might not be as well known as some of the other ladies in the movie but still a world class fuck on screen, teased Chris with her blemish covered ass cheeks in her skimpy outfit with some of the best booty clapping I've seen all year. Her gyrations were powerful too and she started toying with him before going back into tease mode while looking for scene partner Mark Davis in the house. She ended up on the bed where she attacked his cock orally as though messily trying to revive a dead man, the aging lothario going down on her to show he appreciated all the fine oral she provided him mere moments before. While I would greatly disagree that he's one of the top three men in porn at this time (as stated in the BTS), he is almost as versatile as Christian or Lockwood and able to hammer away at the ladies for long periods of time even with his pot belly. Her shapely ass took quite a pounding anally here, the gal riding more actively when doing vaginal but still showing how new she is to backdoor action. He rubbed out a load of population pudding to her mouth to finish off, the gal finding it a tasty treat to swallow.

Scene Four: Naomi, the gal on the cover with the bubble butt, won an award this year for her work back in 2006 when this scene was shot. She wore a purple outfit and showed that she had all the fleshy curves her fans adored her for before the massive weight loss she engaged in towards the end of the year, elevating the worth of the scene by that virtue alone. She teased for less time than the others in order to toss off her outfit and jump on the cock of Mr. Pete; riding it aggressively as though she had a major itch to scratch deep inside her pussy. She yelled out the dirty talk as he pounded her in cowgirl, doing some PTM before moving to the anal she became known for. She did most of the work here, taking Pete by surprise (the look on his face was classic!), as she impaled herself on his cock repeatedly. She might not have been at her optimal fucking weight but she was still curvy enough for me and her sheer attitude about his cock spoke volumes about her performing abilities, demanding he fuck her ass when he tried to deny her for even a moment. She sucked him clean at the end of the scene, the load left in her mouth during the fading out of the light.

Scene Five: Ines Ventura, a rough looking gal with an ample sample of an ass, was up next as she teased Chris Streams, outside on an overcast day while alternating stripping and masturbating for him as though she'd just as soon cut him as let him fuck her. She took his cock out of his pants to rub and blow him after that, giving him a titty fuck too in this point of view (POV) moment. While she's not my type, she did know her way around a meat pipe, engulfing him as she moved the scene into the bedroom, finishing him off to take care of Kid Jamaica instead. He tapped her pussy as she spouted something in Spanish, doing some PTM, a titty fuck, and then climbing right back onto his cock after that. The anal showed her lost in her zone, making me wonder if she was a bit out of her league but while it wasn't nearly as heated or full of chemistry as most of the previous scenes, it was still a pretty stroke worthy bit of action. She did a lot of ATM before taking the mouth pop, the scene fading out before she spit or swallowed.

Scene Six: Mia Bangg, a cute brunette with pretty eyes and nice curves, was up last in a light blue polka dotted bikini as she bent over to show what kind of apple bottom she had to offer the movie. Her round rump was hot to look at, even though a few stretch marks were displayed too prominently. Her make up was too heavily as well but her coy energy added something to the scene, more than just playfulness but not quite the uber slut that I've seen from her in some other scenes. The mixed dynamic of the action aside, she followed the general guidelines of the movie, displaying some of the most flexible moves of the show before inhaling Mark Davis's cock in her mouth. He started banging her and the vaginal sex was pretty good but not enough as he almost fisted her (leaving his thumb out for legal reasons) before drilling her ass. He took it slowly this time, the gal struggling with his size a bit and acting passively, before sucking him off in ATM style for a nasty finish with the spew. There was a funny farting moment at the end (he packed fudge and air up into her ass so it had to come out sometime) with a bit more fucking until it ended as described. She did not swallow the load and the scene ended into the credits.

Summary: Apple Bottomz 3 by director Chris Streams for Zero Tolerance was much like Apple Bottomz 2 in terms of the quality of the sex, enough so that I rated it as Recommended. The quality of the ladies, the energy, and the amount of fuck for the buck including extras was enough to make this a very strokable effort by the director, nearly enough for the next highest rating. In short, fans of apple shaped asses will find Apple Bottomz 3 the third delightful volume of the series to enjoy, keeping up the high standards of the company yet again in the process.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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