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Jack's Playground 34

Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/27/07

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Jack's Playground 34

Digital Playground

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Robby D.

Cast: Alicia Alighatti, Chris Charming, Alicia Angel, Eric Masterson, Tiffany Rayne, Jerry, Kelly Kline, Courtney Cummz, Tommy Gunn, Katsumi, Marco Banderas/Duato
Cameos: Montel the Dildo, Lacie Heart, Hannah Harper, others not credited

Length: 142.5 minutes

Date of Production: 8/2005 to 9/2005

Extra's: There was a photogallery, a slide show, a cum shot recap, and 23 trailers for movies like Jack's Teen America 16, Jack's Big Ass Show 4, Jack's POV 4, Control 4, Pulse POV, Jack's Playground 32, My First Porn 7, Cockasian, Island Fever 4, Throb, Pirates, Ass Addiction, Hard Candy 2, Deeper 3, Jack's Big Ass Show 3, Sexual Freak 2, Sexual Freak 1, Teagan's Juice, Jack's Playground 32, Jack's POV 3, My First Porn 6, Teen America 15, Jack's Big Ass Show 3, Deeper 2, Jack's Big Tit Show 2, My First Porn 5, Teen America 14, Hot Rod For Sinners, Jack's Playground 31, Jack's Playground 30,Jack's Big Tit Show, Jack's Big Ass Show 2, Island Fever 3, Pirates, Virtual Sex: Teagan Presley, Virtual Sex: Jesse Jane, Virtual Sex: Nikki Hunter, Virtual Sex: Sophia Santi, Control, Deeper, Way of the Dragon, My First Porn 4, Intoxicated, Hard Candy 1, Jack's POV, and Porcelain.

Condoms: Two

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Audio/Video Quality: Jack's Playground 34 was presented in 1.78: anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Robby D. for release by Digital Playground. The lighting was solid here, as expected, and that meant that the limited amounts of grain and other visual elements used to lend a sense of texture were minimal. As is usually the case in the series (and related series), the visual elements of the movie were consciously designed to look as they did with a slightly rough look to support the thematic concept of the show where geeky Jack is trying to score women by use of his possible connections in the music video business. The composition of the shots and the editing enhanced the look of the ladies more than a little bit too, proving what this critic has to say about the production team led by Robby (including Nick P, Joey "Joe Joe" Pulgadas, and Kurt Tortcher) with the DVD mastering revealing no compression artifacts. The audio was presented in a 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround with a minimalist leaning that seemed unique in most ways to productions outside of the Jack series, with the vocals always dominating the audio track as I like it.

Body of Review: The Jack's Playground Series by director Robby D. for Digital Playground has been around far longer then most porn comedy series. You could argue that this is so because it's cheaper to make, that the ladies used in the scenes are a wide variety of quality talent best suited for goofing on, or that he keeps it fresh with the assistance of his collaborative team that includes Nick "The Wizard" P. and Joey "The Mechanic" Pulgadas. Thankfully, the reasoning for the success of the series is a moot point because one of the most compelling reasons to pick up whatever volume comes out is how you're never quite sure of what will happen, who will walk in on a scene, or what kind of hilarious comedy will find its way into the movie. This brings us to the subject of today's review of Jack's Playground 34, the sequel to Jack's Playground 33. Like the rest of the series, the dynamic was Robby playing a wannabe music video director named Jack, who uses the possibility of casting such videos to get women to play with his friends. Unlike some of the shorter efforts in the series, this one offered up a wealth of material, clocking in at a running time longer than many formulaic gonzo offerings, with some fine performances by a number of gals that are or were popular with fans. If you're still interested, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that two scenes used condoms thanks to Eric Masterson:

Scene One: Alicia Alighatti, the gal in the center of the front cover, was up first as the only hope for well endowed Chris Charming to get laid because he was scaring the ladies away from his size. Jack hooked them up together back at the house, Alicia giving him a tease show with Jack feeling her up, the smooth curves appealing to me as much as them. She was a good sport and was rewarded with the size of cock he offered, her commenting that it was so big her jaw hurt when sucking him off (it looked almost as wide around as her arm). She used her hand and mouth in unison very well, sucking his balls as an added treat but displaying some fine oral skills possibly developed to compensate for her dental issue (made fun off in an animated manner here). They moved to an active screwing with her impaling herself on his cock as best she could; the cock too large for her at first until she suitably warmed up. She did some PTM between positions, with the joke carrying onto the possibility of her doing anal with him. It was funny as she worked ever so slowly (complaining all the while), never getting it as deeply as in her pussy. She then worked on it almost like a challenge until jerking off his cock to bust a nut on her face with some swallowing. Performance or not, it was a heated scene to start off the show with, one of the best scenes in the series for a long time (also of note, there were some silly bloopers between the sex scenes that ranged from funny to mighty lame, your mileage varying).

Scene Two: Alicia Angel, a lean brunette with an exotic but sexy look, was up next as Jack hit on her; him commenting on her lower back tattoo that read "satisfaction guaranteed". Her tease was sweet with her ass and other body parts nicely proportioned, with cock blocker Eric Masterson getting in the way with his feminine workout outfit that made her laugh, even if he did look like he'd been working out. His Richard Simmons look aside, she changed gears to test his masculinity; Jack goofing on him ruthlessly to the point where he lost out on getting a hummer from her. That led to her actually sitting on Eric's face, calling him "gay guy" to coax him on. He did a good job of eating her and the playful attitude enhanced the scene, her own oral skills being more than enough to make Eric forget about any of his guy pals before they started banging. As expected, he wore a condom to fuck her in several positions, the lady showing her skill at actively riding a cock before the load of population pudding splattered on her face to her delight. It was another very solid scene to enjoy, both lasting a lot longer than expected given the general length of time the series edits scenes down to as well.

Scene Three: Tiffany Rayne, the object of some ridicule at the beginning of the movie, was one of my favorite gals in porn before she left the industry. Her make up looked like crud but her curvy body and pretty face were such that even her saucy demeanor didn't detract from her appeal as she fussed at Jerry for drinking her last protein shake. This led, of course, to her getting a similar source of protein straight from the tap, aggressively blowing him in the kitchen after they fought. Going balls deep, she knew how to tease and suck meat at the same time, her ass getting some attention from Jerry in the process. She then worked herself onto his hard cock while sitting in the chair, the anal coming quickly as she verbally went over the top too quickly (diminishing the heat a bit for me, even though I like her act). She was always one to give up the ass in the most vocal manner though, impaling her ass on his cock as her ass cheeks rippled with some enthusiasm to be in a music video, though his inability to stay hard during her ATM was another sore spot for me. The boning in the backside continued until he popped his load into her mouth for gargling and swallowing (she spit some out though) and while it was far from her best work (the couple had no chemistry at all), I liked seeing her again.

Scene Four: Kelly Kline, one of the cutest gals in porn for a long time, impressed jack with her cameltoe on the couch as she playfully teased him with her fine moves. She was horny and on the prowl so while Jack was going to get some, his old cock blocking pal, Eric "condom-boy" Masterson, stepped in yet again with his feminine side barely in check as he ranted about his loss of clothes on a set (wearing a Kung Fu robe). Kelly thought Eric was hot, showing her lesbian side again undoubtedly, so she started blowing him really well; enjoying his brand of Moo Goo Gai Pan from the spigot. Bouncing her head side to side like Eric at an Air Supply concert, she slobbed his knob extremely well before using that energy to ride him very passionately. It was a hot scene and all kidding about Eric aside, he did a fine job of almost keeping up with her. The scene ended with her spraying her with his "kung fu cum" as she put it, a big load going to her chest to glaze them like donuts.

Scene Five: Courtney Cummz, the hot Zero Tolerance contract gal seen on the left hand side of the cover, was up next in her neon pink and black outfit. Playing a stripper, she exuded a lot of positive vibrations as studly Tommy Gunn tried his charms on her. She was different from the other gals in that she showed no interest in being in music videos; wanting Tommy far more from the looks of it (cute animations populated this scene as well). Her pink thong rode her ass and it didn't take long before she was giving Tommy a lap dance; using her fine ass to full effect this time. She liked being spanked (appropriately enough since her act will be causing a lot of spanking to occur when this comes out next month) and stripped off some of her clothing to blow him aggressively. He reciprocated with some oral too and they were boning like long lost lovers in no time, displaying significant amounts of chemistry and energy in the process. There was limited vaginal at first, the anal being more to her liking, with some taste testing going on before the load went into her mouth. It wasn't her best scene to date but all of her fans might want to see her here given the way she took him on during this scene from a few years ago.

Scene Six: Katsumi, the hot Asian contract gal featured on the right side of the front cover, was up last as she modeled pantyhose for Jack and Marco Banderas/Duato. Reportedly the top sales model at the company, she showed exactly why she earned the title by wearing some sexy outfits worthy of her figure, with Marco getting all heated up in no time. Her seductive manner made this a fitting scene to close out the movie with, her coy attitude serving her well as she made out with him. That led to the two of them engaging in some oral antics throughout the scene but the rapid fire bouncing on his cock proving to be the best reason to watch the scene repeatedly. Given her appeal, I wish there had been more teasing going on and I have the feeling that future efforts will address that desire, but she was on fire here. She also used an anal plug to stretch her ass before he tapped it, tearing into her as though he'd never been so happy in the process. The resulting facial went largely to her mouth and the movie ended with some of the production guys playing a funny little skit.

Summary: Jack's Playground 34 by director Robby D. for release by Digital Playground was a lot of fun for me with even the weakest scene providing some decent strokability & replay value and the best scenes using the comedy angle as an integral part of the entertainment value; elevating the fuck for the buck value enough for me to give this one a rating of Highly Recommended. In short, Jack's Playground 34 showed that all the effort Robby puts into side projects these days doesn't have to diminish the quality of the base series. So, if you liked Jack's Playground 33, this one will blow your socks off by comparison.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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