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Ripped N Ready

Studio: Pitbull Productions » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 3/28/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Date of Production:

August 2006

Directed By:

Jalin Fuentes


Double R, Kidd, Sylk, Jason Tiya, Haze, Joshua, Titan, Loverboy.

The Movie:

Horny NYC street thugs know where to go for plenty of hot man-on-man action.

The Dudes:

These sexy Black and Latino dudes are all nice looking with a mix of short and long braided hair, tattoos, tall/slender/smooth, toned/smooth, and muscular/smooth bodies, full/trimmed/shaved pubes, and big cut 'n uncut cocks.

Scene One:

Double R (good-looking with short hair, smooth/muscular/tattooed body, and gold teeth) is relaxing on his bed when Kidd (cute with short hair and tall/slender/smooth body) barges in looking for his friend Donna. Well Donna ain't there and Double R offers up his large cut cock. Kidd chows down on that big dick giving excellent head jacking the fat shaft sliding his wet mouth up 'n down, and nursing on the flared knob. Kidd fills the room with loud sucking noises as he goes to town on that dong. Kidd yanks his own blue jeans down and pulls his stiff big cut piece of pork while he feasts on his new pal. Double R generously places some small throw pillows under Kidd who is laying in the missionary position with legs up and tight shaved bunghole exposed. Double R claims that the pucker is winking at him. He sinks his large condom-covered knob past Kidd's tight ring of love sliding his big tool in and out with long full strokes. Double R pounds the hell out of that touchhole, as Kidd demands, "Get up in there!" Kidd shoots a large thick load hitting his chest and stomach. He scoops up his cum and eats it. Double R squirts his load on Kidd's willing tongue slapping his face with that spent cock.

Scene Two:

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Double R stops by Sylk's (very handsome with short curly dark hair, goatee, and lightly hairy/toned body) apartment to pick up a computer he purchased on E-Bay. The computer turns out to be a piece of shit and Double R wants something for his money. He sits back on the spiral staircase as Sylk takes his big hard cut cock down his gullet stroking the hard shaft and cramming his mouth full. Sylk is starved for man meat and chows down on Double R's big nuts as an appetizer. Double R is in the mood to tea bag and asks Sylk if he wants some tea! He throws silk on the brown leather sofa fucking him from behind (with condom) and slapping his bum. Double R fucks Sylk fast and hard filling that tight manhole with fat beef. The dudes switch to some doggy style where Double R continues to pound that bunghole. There's a nice camera shot of Double R's tight shaved butt hole and big nuts slapping as he fucks Sylk in the missionary position. Double R shoots a thick load of spunk on his fist and shaved pubes. Sylk sits on the sofa beating his uncut cock quickly working the foreskin up and over the knob shooting a thick load of jizz on his stomach.

Scene Three:

Haze (nice looking with very short hair, facial hair, and toned/smooth body) is reaching for something in his refrigerator when his gazes out the kitchen window to see Jason Tiya (handsome with short hair and muscular/smooth body) skinny-dipping in the pool. Haze high tails it outside as Jason stands up revealing his beautiful body, shaved pubes, and large uncut cock. Haze gets down on that big dick working the shaft up 'n down with his hot mouth, jacking the pole, and sucking the knob with foreskin cover. Haze reaches down releasing his own unclipped tool stroking as he savors the taste of Jason's tool. Once inside, the dudes get down to business on the leopard print bed. Jason fucks Haze from behind (with condom) slowly sinking that big dong in and out of Haze's tight thug-chute with long smooth strokes. Haze hunches back demanding more dong up his bunghole. Jason pounds Haze fast 'n hard in the missionary position making his friend loudly grunt with lust as the bedsprings squeak. Jason beats off spraying a wet load on Haze's face and chest. Haze dumps a small but thick load of jizz.

Scene Four:

Double R is called to repair Joshua's (very cute with short hair and toned/smooth/tattooed body) apartment walls. Of course Joshua doesn't have enough money and must cut a deal with the always-eager Double R. Joshua gives Double R some nice head slobbering up and down that fat clipped prick fisting the rigid shaft with his hand and working the cock head. Double R slaps his big knob against Joshua's tongue asking him if he likes tea. Joshua strips down revealing full dark pubes and cut cock. Double R drills Joshua's asshole doggy style (with condom) fast and hard filling that man-chute with his chubby tube steak. After some missionary style screwing, Double R fucks Joshua's hungry mouth while standing above him. Jason really chows down taking care of those big nuts as well. Double R shoots a large thick load of jizz on the side of Joshua's face. Joshua beats off shooting a thick load of spooge on his stomach and just above his pubes.

Scene Five:

Titan (fucking hot with short hair and average build) and Loverboy (nice looking with long braided hair and average build) are sitting on the sofa watching straight porn. Titan rubs his basket allowing Loverboy to unzip his pants, fish out his huge cut cock, and beat that huge meat with a cool twisting motion. Loverboy has a hidden talent and is able to deep throat that enormous fucker all the way down to those full pubes with absolutely no problems. Wow! Loverboy makes a complete meal out of Titan's dong flicking his tongue around the knob and working his wet mouth up 'n down for more deep throat. Titan fucks Lover boy from behind (with condom) with his horse cock pounding that hole without mercy. There's a nice camera shot from behind of Loverboy's uncut cock (with long foreskin nipple) and hangy balls slapping as Titan drills him. Loverboy wildly hunches back filling his tight chute and crying out with pleasure. The dudes mix it up with some fast and furious fucking in the missionary position and then a little sink/bounce as Titan continue to plow Loverboy with his fat hog. Titan squirts a thick load of love juice all over Loverboy's chest. Loverboy shoots a small thick load out of his heavily foreskinned knob onto his full pubes.



"Ripped N Ready" is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The hand-held videography can be a little clumsy at times but provides full coverage of all the action with plenty of cool close-ups. The picture quality is sharp and clean.


The sound is clear allowing to viewer to hear the dudes sexy New York City accents, sounds of the city (including a festive ditty from a passing ice cream truck), Double R's hilarious asides, plenty of heavy breathing, bedspring squeaking, and moaning.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, and trailers for: "Love of the Dick Volume 5: Poke Ya Azz Up!", "Love of the Dick Volume 4: Making it Last", "Steel Curtain" starring Tiger Tyson, "Thugzilla's Bitch Hunt", "The Show II", "Lord of the Pinga", and "Packin' Papi".

Final Thoughts:

Pitbull Productions along with Director Jalin Fuentes have created a fast-paced entertaining turn-on of the fuck flick with "Ripped N Ready". The dudes are fucking hot with their street-wise attitudes, thick NYC accents, and sexy bodies. I liked all the guys with my personal favorites being Double R, Jason Tiya, Sylk, and Titan. These guys are the real deal and are obviously into the action. My one complaint is that each scene adheres to a strict Top and Bottom formula. It would be nice to see the dudes mix it up more with both sucking cock. I recommend to fans of hot Black and Latino dudes with big cocks.

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