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Assparade 10

Studio: Bang Bros » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/1/07

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Assparade 10

Bang Bros

Genre: Amateur

Director: Preston + D. Sanchez + JT

Cast: Micah Moore, Pinky, Jordan Ashley, Krystal Jordan, Rebeca Linares, Aurora Jolie, Alayah Sashu, Kevin, Georgia Peach, Diamond

Length: 136.5 minutes

Dates of Production: 5/12/2006, 5/30/2006, 5/31/2006, 6/14/2006, 8/21/2006, 11/21/2006

Extra's: There were the usual trailers, a photogallery, and three very short clips of deleted footage that amounted to bloopers.

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: Assparade 10 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by directors Preston + D. Sanchez + JT for release by Bang Bros on their website, and then on this DVD. One of the trademark issues the scenes shot for this series have are that the technical values always seem on the low side, as if consumers of the website will shrug off any problems as being "good enough" for porn, but the occasional POV nature of the effort was handled fairly well. The lighting tended to be whatever ambient light was available, resulting in grain, shadows, and video noise as frequent visitors to the scenes released by the company. This impacts the accuracy of the fleshtones and can be an issue if you care as much about the technical aspects of your porn as I do. That said, the five scenes here varied more than a little bit in terms of picture quality but the general quality wasn't as bad as some of the company's previous works, skating by on the energy factor provided by the performers, most of whom are established professionals (not the amateurs others claim highlight the series). The composition of the shots and the editing all served to provide a mixed bag too, making me wish the raw footage was handed over to a better editor to clean up a bit before being released on DVD. Still, it was better then a lot of their earlier work and the ladies had fun so I was largely forgiving of the many mistakes observed. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English, with the vocals on the really low end at times but not covered by droning music except for the very beginning of the scenes.

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Body of Review: Preston + D. Sanchez + JT are all regular directors at Bang Bros; shooting scenes for their website that are later placed on DVD for fans to buy. Each has their own style but provide the same basic experience of showcasing ladies in a home movie sort of way with one series grabbing my attention more than others; that being the Assparade series of course. The latest in the bunch is Assparade 10, following the same approach as Assparade 9 where the women would tease the camera and then work the cock, sometimes in their ass but always with a lot of care going to letting fans of the round, ripe, rumps get a lot of fun loving footage to appreciate. If you're still interested, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that the men were not identified and that condoms were common here:

Scene One: Micah Moore and Pinky, a couple of gals with huge asses wearing shorts that did little to cover them, were up first as they washed a car outside; letting the soap suds slide all over their curves butts. The tease alone was worth the price of admission and the gals did their best to allow their skimpy panties to ride their crotches for a better show. Once they finished, they cleaned off by stripping and hosing themselves, shaking off the water before engaging in lesbian antics on the front lawn. Fans of rimming and playful tease will have already been won over here but Jordan Ashley came in late to the party to add his own spin to things by giving them a cock to play with too. They sucked him off really well before he took turns boning their pussies, wearing a condom that did nothing to slow the trio down. It wasn't the best scene in the series but they could be invited back and I wouldn't complain, regardless of what their faces looked like. He busted a nut on their faces to finish, the gals licking and rubbing each other to close.

Scene Two: Krystal Jordan, a girl next door 20 year old with an ample sample, was up next in the apartment in her 5th scene, working with anal princess Rebeca Linares; a sexy little Latina that has been in a lot of titles of late. They did some great teasing, nice lesbian oral, and oiling up of the rounded rumps to make the scene start off great. Krystal seemed to be having a lot of fun but also taken aback at how much she got into the scene, the limited language skills of Rebeca adding something too. They ended up working with another third tier mope whose name I didn't catch, sitting on his face as he ate away and they took turns blowing him. Rebeca rode him far more actively with her pussy grinding on his cock really well before she did some excellent anal (Krystal's vaginal ride was very tame by comparison). Rebeca sucked his load of population pudding out at the end, the gals sharing the facial. This scene was very unbalanced but Rebeca did show how talented she was.

Scene Three: Aurora Jolie, a light skinned black gal with a curvy body, a fear of heights, and a devotion to anal sex, was up next as she looked over the inside balcony of a very tall building (worrying if she'd fall the 55 flights down). It looked creepy to me too but I was transfixed on her shapely ass in the tight orange pants, the gal taking her clothes off in the public building as she walked naked moments later. There were some people watching but I didn't care and neither did she as she showed her ass sashaying side to side. This made for awesome tease footage but she was soon smoking a meat pipe inside the apartment instead with an uncredited moper. Using her hands and mouth in unison, she got him really hard, the skills looking a bit unpolished but I'd give her a chance myself if she asked really nicely. She did a fair job with her ass, pushing back in some positions and letting him do all the work in others. It ended with a huge facial but aside from an eye pop, a lot of it looked faked.

Scene Four: Alayah Sashu, an older looking gal with a lean body but huge ass, was up next in a warehouse setting wearing fishnet top, black bra, and red booty shorts that did little to cover her bulbous butt. While she was no beauty queen either, she had a playful attitude, posing as the director, Kevin, and Jordan Ashley, tried their scammer lines on her. The tease was short but sweet and led to her taking turns sucking them off and riding them vaginally; showing a lot of energy but no chemistry in this purely financial transaction. Still, it had some merit to it and she took the ending facials well, though I half expected to see a DP and tons of anal so my expectations being unmet lowered the value for me.

Scene Five: Georgia Peach, the well known chunky chick from Florida with blonde hair and a big butt, was up last with darker Diamond; each gal offering something to the mix but Georgia being my favorite of the two. Georgia was the more skilled of the ladies and it showed repeatedly in the tease and other parts of the scene, meat puppet Jordan Ashley not seeming to care as they sucked him off in tag team fashion before impaling themselves on his cock one at a time. The holes were plundered and Georgia's well worked asshole seemed to be the most active of the two ladies, the ending facial a tribute to her skills.

Summary: Assparade 10 by directors Preston + D. Sanchez + JT for release by Bang Bros was not the best of the series in that a number of scenes did not live up to the potential of the well liked performers. Most of the ladies were recognizable and while the scenes were shot awhile ago, aside from some awesome tease in almost every scene, the rest of the action could have used some polishing up so I rated it as a Rent It. In short, Assparade 10 was a lot of fun but not as exciting to watch as Assparade 9 so while your mileage may vary, check it out before buying.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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