Cast: Bree Olson, Mark Wood, Jamie Elle, Brian Surewood, Cristina Agave, Lexi Love, Talon, Tia Sweets
Length: 139.5 minutes
Date of Production: 1/30/2007
Extra's: The best extra was the 25.5 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage by Francesca Le. All the ladies of the cast were given an interview except for Lexi Love, the couch being the focal point of them with some extra nudity or tease to enhance the show. There was also a cumshot recap, a photogallery, and a double sided DVD cover with other titles featured on the second side.
Audio/Video Quality: Tinker With My Stinker was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Mark Wood for Red Light District. The lighting was generally good and that helped keep the grain, video noise, and other flaws to a minimum. The fleshtones were accurate and the camera work was generally good with the composition of the shots enhancing the ladies' looks most of the time. There were no compression artifacts or significant shadows to contend with so I found the picture appealing (as will most people that like solid, flat, lighting as RLD is generally known for providing) and acknowledge the trio of crewmembers working the camera, Francesca Le, Michael Stefano, and Mark, for doing a fine job. The audio was nothing special although encoded in 2.0 Dolby Digital English. The processing done in post production aside, the vocals were seemingly recorded in monaural and the music not a big factor so it wasn't a problem but it wasn't anything worth extra points either. In all, I wasn't surprised by the quality of the technical attributes of the movie but I wasn't expecting Mark to drop the ball either given the number of titles he has been making for various companies of late.
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Body of Review: Mark Wood has been directing for Red Light District more frequently of late, paying the bills with such work as well as having a good time while plotting his next move to take over the porn world. I have found his work to get a lot better in recent years, especially on technical matters, and his best assistant always adds her charming personality to his flicks as well; making the BBTS features more fun as a result. His latest movie is Tinker With My Stinker, an anal fuck flick that is the 471th release by the company. Every one of the attractive cast had anal sex and even the worst performance was pretty good, though your mileage may vary depending on which gals you appreciate the most. If you're still interested, here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used at all:
Scene One: Bree Olson, the exceptionally hot looking blonde on the front cover, was up first in a skimpy, neon pink outfit as she teased and masturbated on the couch. She employed dirty talk as she rubbed herself, the coy nature of her performance enhancing the scene substantially in the process. Within moments, she was aggressively slobbing the knob of director Mark Wood, showing that not all the ultra hot gals in porn lack in sexual skill, talent, or aggressive energy. It was a sloppy hummer and it led to her impaling herself hard on his cock, bouncing as though out of control while screaming her high level of approval as she went as deep as possible to get him off. The vaginal ride was awesome but given the title, her doing some anal was also expected. She then did the anal with a modicum of energy, slowing down compared to her vaginal ride but taking it well as he hammered away at her really hard. The scene ended at nearly the 30 minute mark, the passionate gal taking his facial and giving some post coital sucking as the camera gave a parting glance at her lovely breasts.
Scene Two: Jamie Elle, a really cute gal that claims she can be a devil when she wants to be, was up next as she teased outside in slow motion in her purple bikini undies that enhanced her form so nicely. The abrupt cut to her blowing Brian Surewood inside the house was jarring but she really worked his cock over showing her skill level being even higher than I've seen in the past. Using her hands, mouth, and lots of eye contact, she playfully built up a lot of heat as her levels of passion for cock led her to actively riding on his cock. Her booty shake proved that she was in fine form and her dirty talk during the penetrative sex was enhanced thanks to her mouth not being full. She did a few positions before some PTM oral and then demanded he fuck her "tight little ass" so he willingly obliged her by taking all she had to offer; the gal appreciating how much he stretched her perfect pucker. Unlike Bree, she was even more active during the anal in just about all the positions, elevating the heat even more as the scene continued, eventually swallowing most of his population pudding before giving a victory dance that made me laugh.
Scene Three: Cristina Agave, a cute gal with no breasts but a moderately curvy ass, was up next on the red couch as she fingered her ass while director Mark Wood took her pussy in doggy style from behind. The slight amount of tease was lame but given her oral antics after the initial poking, I wasn't going to toss out the scene so quickly. She liked doing PTM and I was glad she got to display her oral skills at length since my initial impression was that she was going to skip the act after it began with the boning but her deepthroating aside, the vaginal ride was active and the anal action proved to be nearly as much so as she drove his rod deep inside her rectum. It was clear she was being pushed to her limit the way she grimaced and could hardly say anything, concentrating on working the shaft inside her backside to the best of her ability. She did do some ATM before kneeling for the facial, the load going into her mouth as much as elsewhere, the gal not swallowing it as far as I could see.
Scene Four: Lexi Love, one of the hottest cuties in porn at this writing, was up next as she teased in her white fishnet body apparel while sitting in a chair to the thumping beat of the music. She laughed and seemed to enjoy being spun around, her fleshy ass begging for some cock as the black thong she wore rode up it as if being swallowed. She readied herself with some large black anal beads as she masturbated and got ready to blow an excited Talon on the couch. She proved to be every bit as good as I've recognized her in the recent past, passionately inhaling the meat pipe as if it were her calling in life to his delight. That led to her ass cheeks rippling so very sweetly as she bounced vaginally on his cock, Talon nearly losing it as he tapped that cookie as hard as she asked for it. It took her a bit to get used to the anal but she acted almost as if in a Lamaze class with her breathing techniques, doing ATM before round two of the anal. I sat mesmerized as she took his cock anally, swallowing some of his semen at the end of the scene before bending over to show her anal gape. Yum!
Scene Five: Tia Sweets, a light skinned black gal with a curvy body, was up last with director Mark Wood. She began by teasing outside by the pool in black and white, showing her booty bounce technique as she crawled along the tiled deck. Projecting a lot of attitude, she knew her tease would have the intended effect on viewers, remaining serious the whole time as she gave off the air of "your money is mine" like some strippers I've known. This changed a bit when she walked in the house, slowly climbing onto his lap to blow him seductively as she looked into the camera. The hummer did not last long before she rode him, showing a lot of enthusiasm as she shook her ass while being vaginally impaled. There was solid dirty talk and he spanked her at her request, seeming to lack in chemistry but still providing a great mechanical fuck in the process. She soon took his cock anally but took it slowly and passively until she was warmed up and on top. The over acting was a bit much but she shut up when sucking his dick clean of ass juice (I'm not a fan of ATM or mechanical dirty talk done too loudly) but he boned her one last time before unleashing his load, finishing up with her swallowing his wad.
Summary: Tinker With My Stinker by director Mark Wood for Red Light District was definitely worthy of being Recommended or better thanks to the great ladies cast for the movie, their sexual skills and performances, and the technically proficient manner in which they were shot by Mark, Francesca, and Michael. The levels of fuck for your buck were high and but for a few gals that could have been better, the movie might well have elevated in rating at least one step. In short, Tinker With My Stinker was the kind of truth in advertising anal flick that many of you will enjoy so check it out.
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