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Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/4/07



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Rookie Pussy: Special Extended Set

Evil Angel/Jake Malone, Inc.

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jake Malone

Cast: Paulina James, Michael Stefano, Carmen Kinsley, Manuel Ferrara, Kissy Kapri, Benjamin Brat, Jake Malone, Katarina Kat, Natasha Nice, Lee Bang, McKenzee Miles, John Strong, Bobbi Starr, Sarah Jane Ceylon

Length: 312 minutes

Date of Production: 1/19/2007

Extra's: The best extra for most people watching the double disc set will be the 16 minutes of bonus sex footage deleted from the original scenes. Much of it was well shot and the addition of more material on top of the already extensive movie will please many who are into quality AND quantity in their porn (not everyone gets free porn these days, contrary to the opinions a few critics seem to have). The next best extra was the 32 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Jake Malone. It showed how serious some of the gals were about taking the pain (and receiving it) as well as some of the preparations involved in getting such performances out of the gals. There was extra sex, some funny anecdotes, and creative editing to make it fresh and fun to watch. There was also a photogallery, a cast list, some limited filmographies, trailers to shows like Fuck Slaves, BitchcraftGang Bang My Face, Nice Fucking ViewOwn My Ass, and a few links.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Rookie Pussy was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as most porn is shot these days, by director Jake Malone for Evil Angel. The picture was decent and showed some improvement over older releases at Red Light District by Jake with often nice lighting, solid composition of most shots (making the women look more appealing than usual), and good fleshtones; looking as technically solid as any of his peers in the Evil Angel stable; often better. Jake kept his rough edge and raw energy at full levels while addressing my concerns nicely, marking it as a turning point in his favor if he can keep the momentum going. The specific thing about this title that drew my attention was that it was his first point of view (POV) title under his new contract, with Jake serving up the format nearly as well as the more experienced peers of his from elsewhere, showing the old pervert to be learning from the best in the industry. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital English and was generally well done although it wasn't anything out of the ordinary for a gonzo production. I could hear the gals moan, groan, and talk dirty so I was pleased with it but there wasn't any separation between the channels and the dynamic range wasn't all that great either.

Body of Review: Jake Malone is one of the most offbeat guys directing for Evil Angel these days. He doesn't shy away from rough stuff or pushing the limits of his cast, sometimes going too far for my tastes but usually getting some solid performances for those of you into his brand of hardcore action. His latest release is Rookie Pussy: Special Extended Set; an extremely lengthy movie lasting over FIVE HOURS on the double disc set, focusing on gals with relatively limited experience in porn. As in all things, some of the gals displayed far more polished acts but each of them added something different, giving a wide array of material to inspire fans to do what comes naturally. So, if you're a fan of newcomers getting pushed to their limits by a perverted guy like Jake, this might serve you really well given the appeal of the gals on one level or another. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

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Scene One: Paulina James, a super cute brunette with a great body, appealing face, and pretty eyes, was up first in a black fishnet top, see through stretch pants, and a skimpy black thong as she answered questions posed by Jake as she teased outside on the overcast day. The picture was clear enough that I could make out the tiny little hairs covering her 20 year old ass even without the close up; the gal walking back and forth as she felt herself up. The scene then faded away to show her back in the house as she slobbed the knob of Michael Stefano, bending over his face to give him a taste of her sweet little ass. While she didn't start out actively riding his cock, she did build up to it really quickly, panting as the sweaty man twice her age wailed away on her pussy with his cock. While she was clearly over acting about how good it felt, she wasn't too over the top and head down, ass up position on the floor added a lot to the fun factor here. I again found it cool that he used her ass cheeks to masturbate with, rubbing his cock between them without penetrating as a number of people have found out works nicely as a bit of fun during a gal's monthly visitor. The couple continued with some playful tease as they took a break, her doing some PTM and jerking him off, while he fingered her ass and necked with her a little. The scene ended at about the forty minute mark with her taking the facial as he rubbed out his load for her to swallow; Jake offering advice on how she could be a porn star.

Scene Two: Carmen Kinsley, a curvy blonde with an extensive history watching porn (since she was 9 years old), was up next as she masturbated on the couch in a large living room that looked like something out of a 1950's TV show (maybe it belonged to Jake's grandmother, though technically, he'd be old enough for it himself). Her tiny blue shorts and wide fishnet body stockings worked well on her; the gal sporting some sweet junk in her trunk, junk that she carries around with her while going to school in Houston (Yay home team!). Fans of large assed white gals will likely find her quite fetching and she was willing to do almost anything to get Jake excited, eventually working with studly Manuel Ferrara after the solo portion of the scene. He ate her out front and back, savoring her ass crack the most as she responded quite well. I didn't get the impression that she was strictly acting here since she clearly enjoyed working with him. He liked her sitting on his face as much as anything else (especially as she masturbated and bounced on his face) and took up the ass cheek rub I mentioned in the last scene. While she did not appear to be a professional cocksucker here, her zeal for his rod in her mouth did add some extra energy as she did her best to get him erect, the couple moving to the stairs for more of his oral ass attack. They actively screwed in numerous positions after that, her ass cheeks reddened by his repeated spanking, with her even joining in to assist. It ended when she jerked him off to her face, the load of population pudding never causing her to flinch or dodge.

Scene Three: Kissy Kapri, a cute blonde with a frightened look to her face, was up next as she entered the house to work with Benjamin Brat and Jake Malone. Jake interviewed her as though he were a serial murderer, wearing gloves and scaring her in the process as she started to cry a little. It was clear that he was going to push her limits and her tight shirt did little to hide the nipple erections she was sporting as she was made to suck him off without using her hands. I wasn't keen on the whole domination theme of the action and the roughness with which he handled her pushed her 18 year old psyche too far for my liking. She did a fine job sucking him off and pretending to be his toy, her body looking reasonably fit as the scene progressed. She was made to stretch her ass with a large glass anal plug and do some taste testing before Ben joined in to assist Jake in his manhandling of her. She went back and forth between their cocks orally before the men took turns actively screwing her pussy, with more anal plug action before the inevitable anal action on their cocks. The emphasis was clearly on oral and anal once that part of the scene took place, a technical DP being about as kinky as they got until the silly milk enema degradation footage started on the outside terrace. The licking of milk from her ass off his dick was gross but at least it came out clean so it could have been worse. They then went back inside to give her some mouth wads to swallow.

Scene Four: Katarena Kat, another gal with a curvy ass wearing fetish clothing, started off the final scene of the first disc with a display of flexibility as she licked her leg while bent over; smiling silently as the minimalist music played on. The tease was pretty hot and while she wasn't the best looking gal of the cast, I doubt many of you reading this would turn her down for a little romp in the hay. Fans of lactating women will also appreciate her nipple squirting milk routine, though it did little for me personally. Michael Stefano was her partner for the scene and he had her bent over onto his face to begin his portion of the scene. She did more of the lactating and then sucked his cock as she stayed bent over in half (doing it while standing) before he began to bone away at her pussy to give her a taste of PTM. She had really pretty eyes but was not the most active rider of the movie, letting him do most of the work as he repeatedly took her doggy style. She showed no chemistry for him but acted like he would suffice for the moment (as long as she was being paid) and her flexibility aside, she showed a lot of potential as yet not lived up to. The rest of the scene continued the same dynamic as they screwed and did oral; the pussy being the sole hole to get plundered (no anal). It ended when she took his facial as though it were poison, smiling as she let the semen drip down her face (though she didn't seem too enthusiastic about the scene at the end).

Scene Five: Natasha Nice, the hotty featured on the front cover with the large, all natural breasts, was the first scene on the second disc as she teased the camera with some titty play and walking before going upstairs to work with both Lee Bang and Manuel Ferrara. Manuel went first, the gal and he doing each other orally with a lot of gusto; showing some chemistry and passion with the kind of playfulness that fans like to see. The titty fuck was pretty solid too with him taking the more active role in the vaginal screwing. While she wasn't exactly passive, she was far from the most energetic and polished fuck of the flick, relying too heavily on her oral skills and looks by my estimation. She did seem to appreciate him eating her ass though, perking up nicely when he slipped his tongue inside of her hole before they went back to vaginally boning on the couch. She eventually swallowed his load as Lee watched, Manuel leaving to take a shower as she went for round two with the large black meat puppet. The way she kept looking at the camera was disconcerting but this was where Jake started joining in on the vocals too so I can't blame her alone for weakening the mood. She slobbed his knob as well as she had done Manuel previously, showing some skill with the oiled up titty fucking too. Sadly, the scene devolved from there as she did not let him penetrate her; even making him jerk out his own wad to her mouth for swallowing.

Scene Six: McKenzee Miles, a perky 19 year old in need of a change in her life, was up next as she sat in a chair to be interviewed. The gal hailed from Oregon and drove down to Porn Valley with friend Micah Moore, showing that she was one of the wild ones of her NW group of friends. This was reportedly her 8th scene and she wasn't shy about showing off her assets to Jake as she continued the tease. Her partners were muscular John Strong and director Jake Malone, each getting some oral and working their cocks inside of her pussy in turns. She was still new to the jizz biz and it showed by how she kept looking to them for guidance but there was none of the abusive foolishness to weaken the action as she aggressively worked them over. She clearly preferred working with Jon (sorry Jake, that's what it looked like to me) and he always seems to enjoy the ladies so her active riding style was cool to watch. This continued for a long time and in many positions before the men coated her face like a glazed donut to end things.

Scene Seven: Bobbi Starr and Sarah Jane Ceylon, a blonde and a brunette that have displayed some solid skills in recent scenes, were up last working with each other and Manuel Ferrara. The initial footage showed them outside at night as the two skinny gals work light fetish clothing to give Jake the impression that they were a dynamic duo. They weren't the best looking gals of the movie and their make up was horribly applied (as if with a trowel) but they really showed a lot of enthusiasm and passion to work with each other (and almost as much with Manuel). They resulting scene, a lengthy scene at that, included some powerful oral by all three of them, some heated screwing (with a strong emphasis on anal for those who care) and taste testing (again, emphasizing ATM). It was a scene with some domination themes lightly explored, with the gals doing their own suffocation act towards the end (and spanking/slapping throughout the scene). In a sense, the gals were the drivers of the rougher action this time, Manuel doing only what they allowed or suggested of him in the process. It ended with a facial and cumswap, the gals swallowing the semen happily.

Summary: Rookie Pussy by director Jake Malone for Evil Angel had so much material in it that I wondered how long it would take to get through but most of the scenes went by exceptionally quickly; time flying due to the heat of the scenes. Granted, a couple needed something different in them to provide the same kind of heat I like to see and the chemistry wasn't always top notch but given the sheer amount of footage that will cater to so many different fans of gonzo (face it, there were circus performers, college coeds from Houston, women that were programmed for porn, and some very physically attractive ladies in most cases), I elevated the rating ever so slightly to give it a Highly Recommended. The amount of replay and strokability, extras, and technical qualities gave it the kind of fuck for the buck value you simply don't find too often these days in porn, making Rookie Pussy: Special Extended Set a tremendous value as a result.

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