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Dressed to Fuck

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 4/7/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Gonzo Anal
Length: Two Hours 58 minutes not including extras
Director: Christoph Clark

Cast: Isabel Ice, Marsha Lord, Michelle B., Karlie Simon, Winnie, Rio Mariah & Bony Bo

Foresight:Evil Angel's acclaimed director Christoph Clark has been in the porn game so long that he has properly identified which DVDs will become hot new releases and which will struggle to break even. He also has seen and one just about everything that can be done in the porno business. You can always expect to see something a little different from Christoph Clark and his collection of European Angels. Dressed to Fuck is nearly three hours of anal probing fun shot over five different scenes with seven different women. Scroll down and let you know exactly where hard meets soft.

Scene 1: Isabel Ice & Marsha Lord
The first scene of dressed to fuck, has Marsha Lord, a skinny woman with fake red hair escorting Isabel Ice down the stairs by the collar and leash wrapped around her neck. Isabel Ice is a soft blonde with short hair and a penchant for rough anal sex. Marsha leads Isabel like a sacrificial lamb into a circle of three horny men stroking their dicks peaking from their pants. Marsha tells Isabel to get on her knees to service the three. The guys take turns fucking her throat hard, with Isabel trying to stroke the other two in each hand. Marsha, seeing her slave's frustration and gets in the circle of cock to assist. The fivesome moves to the couch and the guys prep the assholes of the two women while receiving aggressive oral. The scene moves quickly to the anal with men revolving back and fourth slamming their cocks down the gaping poop shoots. Ass to mouth choking and gapes are the name, with both girls on the receiving end of some energetic double penetrations. The scene ends with the girls covered in demon seed.

Scene 2: Winnie

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Winnie is a blonde with giant natural breasts who looks like she may have spent a few too many years smoking, as it's made her appear a little older than she may be. In the lead in, the camera follows her into the bathroom to watch her take a piss prior to the scene. She's got three guys on her ass in this scene. Literally. She does her best to service all three before enlisting her private parts to help milk some of that cum from the balls of her three male gentlemen callers. Once again, there is some hard ass pounding action with some serious gaping on the part of Winnie. The scene ends with Winnie taking a triple heaping helping of DNA.

Scene 3: Michelle B. Karlie Simon
Michelle B. and Karlie Simon are two young looking blonde European women who warm themselves up for the fucking by like light rubbing of one another. In an excellent introduction, the two spend time eating each other out as an appetizer until the main meat course arrives. Two guys come form the woodwork, dick in hand ready to hand out some serious anal pounding. They do just that, getting both sets of fake tits bouncing (ok,not really bouncing, but you know, moving at least). This scene even features Michelle B. emptying her bladder on the floor during the sex. I must admit, the whole pissing thing doesn't do a whole lot for me. Up in to that point, the scene was going great for me. I lost momentum because of it. Fans of female pissing may find it to be an excellent treat. The scene ends with the girls sharing some nut mustard.

Scene 4: Rio Mariah
Rio is an olive skinned, blonde haired European woman who is dressed to the nine with some great fake breasts on an other wise ordinary body. She's paired with two guys in this scene. There is something really hot about a woman in fine evening attire who strips down to only a set of high heels. Rio does all of this and much much more for our viewing pleasure. She takes both dicks and does her very best to take in every inch of the erect cocks down her throat. One man sneaks up behind to start prepping her tushy for a little anal exploration. Rio looks great taking a hard dick up the ass, while still working feverishly to suck the cock presented to her. The scene ends with Rio taking a bath in man mayo. Solid scene in which you wonder if Rio could ever walk or sit right for a week.

Scene 5: Bony Bo
I'm not sure how Bony Bo came up with her stage name. Regardless, I love it. I'm not sure if she was going for an old 1980s rapper style sound to it or now, but I do enjoy it. Bony is a spinner. A super skinny young brunette with a great set of natural breasts and a shaved snatch. When you see the type of dick she's presented with you're almost sure you will see young Bony split in two. She gives a fantastic blow job and even does her share to lick some male ass during the scene. The finale has the guy jerking off all over her face. I liked the energy of this scene. I will be looking for more Bony Bo performances in the near future.

Extras:Evil Angel's European division, named "Euro Angel" and compiled a collection of extras for "Dressed to Fuck". The best part of the extras menu was a recap of all the facial splashes absorbed by our collection of Euro Angels. The rest of the DVD extras lacked. There was the biography highlighting Christoph's Clark's illustrious career in the adult industry and an uninspiring word or two from the director. The usual fare such as filmographies from the female stars and a photo gallery are also present, along with directions to www.evilangel.com and www.gapingangels.com

Summary: Watching a DVD from Christoph Clark, you generally know what to expect: Hot anal sex, gaping asshole and facials galore featuring some of the top European talent on the market. There always seems to be a little surprise up the sleeve of the director to show something in a little different light than has been seen before. The surprising of the pissing and the excellent five on two mini orgy to start is the kind of present that I would always appreciate. I must Recommended this DVD for all of the anal gaping goodies that we have come to expect from Christoph Clark.



Colonel Mustard

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