Cast: Rebeca Linares, Ben English, Jamie Elle, Mr. Pete, Van Damage, Kelli Tyler, Mark Ashley, Julia Bond, Eve Laurence, Missy Monroe, John Strong
Length: 133 minutes
Dates of Production: 8/24/2006 to 9/11/2006
Extra's: The best extra was the 17.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Danny since it showed the gals as the focal point, added in nudity, and showed how the scenes were shot in some cases. There was also some of the striptease dancing and additional solo work too; making it one of the better such features I've seen of late from the company. There was also a photogallery, a cumshot recap, a true double sided DVD cover (and slipcase), and trailers to movies like Hand To Mouth 4, Crack Addict 5, Swallow the Leader 4, Hand to Mouth 3, About Face 3, Hand To Mouth, Tits Ahoy 3, and Asswhole 3.
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Audio/Video Quality: Cum On In 3 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Pat Myne/Danny Case for 3rd Degree. In general (to sum it up quickly), it looked almost as good as some of Mike Quasar's efforts so you'll have no problems with it. Like his work for Metro, the fleshtones were accurate, the composition of the shots almost always pleasing to the eye (enhancing the look of the gals in every case), a lot of eye to the details. The lighting was very good and this limited the grain, video noise and other potential flaws right from the starting gate. I saw no compression artifacts or video noise, making this a nice looking set of scenes except for the choppy editing and lack of pacing. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo audio was okay but like most gonzo movies, there was little to discuss other than the limited moans, groans, and dirty talk were just fine, if uneventful in most scenes once more. I spot checked the Spanish audio track but the dubbing left something to be desired and it really didn't provide me with a lot of additional value. Fans will probably not appreciate that Danny did not keep quiet most of the time, something many have asked me about in the last year or two, although he usually shut up after the gals started working with the meat puppets.
Body of Review: Pat Myne/Danny Case has long been one of my favorite unsung performer-turned-directors in the porn industry. A quite, unassuming man, he's been married to Stormy, worked more scenes than most of his peers, and likes to showcase the ladies to their best advantage whenever possible. His most recent work for 3rd Degree is often among his best as he develops the skills he has been refining for years, the latest being Cum On In 3; a movie devoted to creampies. For those of you new to porn, a creampie is a male orgasm that is launched directly inside of a gal's ass or pussy, a practice some shy away from due to the danger of STD's (even Evil Angel skips anal creampies these days). The cast was full of appealing and sexually charged women so I had a strong feeling this would be a good one for a lot of you out there. That said, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:
Scene One: Rebeca Linares, a hot looking brunette with limited language skills, was up first as she posed in her sexy undies brandishing two anal plugs like a gunslinger from the old west. The black hat hombre she was squaring off with was an appropriately dressed Ben English who took charge of her as they both started using the plugs on her bodily orifices; starting with her cookie. She did some PTM with it before he bent her over and started drilling her ass with the plug, the resulting ATM showing her lack of limits just as nicely as the way she pressed back on it as he rammed it inside of her. Her oral talents were not simply limited to toys either as she started suck starting his cock enthusiastically, applying some hand to gland combat along the way to her actively riding his cock as he roughly manhandled her. Her anal was nearly as active and she screamed loudly as he hit it hard; the gal rubbing herself and swatting at him to go faster in the process. Sadly, the camera cut away toward the end of the action and the vaginal creampie was therefore suspect for you purists out there. Still, it was an otherwise solid scene of these two bumping uglies.
Scene Two: Jamie Elle, a sexy little waif wearing some black & pink dotted bikini undies, was up next as she followed the instructions of Danny in the living room to strip and tease the camera. She masturbated on the bed for him before being surrounded by the cocks of Mr. Pete and "spotty" Van Damage (he has some kind of skin problem that causes his cock to look diseased). She sucked away at them with vigor but they didn't give her a lot of time before they were DP'ing her; reminding me how much I hate poor editing. The early reliance on DP weakened the scene, even with her hot dirty talking going on, the men taking turns on her three holes with a lot of anal for those who care. It ended with a vaginal (by Pete) and anal (by spotty) creampie but the camera tricks and edits again made them suspect so your mileage may vary considerably.
Scene Three: Kelli Tyler, a curvy blonde-highlighted gal wearing white bikini undies, was up next on the couch as she masturbated for Danny. She had a great attitude towards the fun, coming across like she wanted to be there and was into the action. Mark Ashley joined her to service her orally, the gal displaying a lot of flexibility as she pulled on her legs (to spread them widely) as a sign of enjoyment. He began slowly fucking her cookie as she rubbed her clitoris, working it in faster and harder as she grew used to his fleshy rod drilling away at her. She was definitely "on the clock" in terms of her sexual pleasure but not so much as to ruin the otherwise enjoyable scene with a mechanical bout of bopping. She wasn't always actively riding and her cesarean section scar was hardly noticeable with some more intermittent oral before he dropped his load of population pudding inside of her pussy. This time, it looked real to me and I'm sure fans of creampies will like it more than the last couple of scenes presented.
Scene Four: Julia Bond, the hotty on the front cover, and cute Eve Laurence, were up next with lucky Mr. Pete. Initially, Danny got them to show their sweet looking body parts and play with each other, warming up for the man meat action that came afterwards. Julia loved sucking Eve's huge titties and they were about to do a lot more oral on each other when Pete came along to offer an alternative. I was surprised that Eve got so greedy with the cock so early into the scene, keeping it from Julia far too much until each took a pounding by the guy. I liked Julia's looks better but Eve took over when it came to riding cock as well, even spanking Julia when she was too slow with her work. Pete was driven so hard by the gals that he was bathed in sweat as a result, eventually ending when he popped inside of Julia's pussy for another real looking creampie. Yum!
Scene Five: Missy Monroe, the recently retired extreme queen of porn, was up last as she ass fucked herself with a vibrator in a lime green room while barely dressed in her white mesh top. She then stretched her rectum with a larger anal plug as she masturbated and used other toys to satisfy her thirst for penetration. She then moved the show to the living room where studly John Strong was naked and waiting for her, Danny getting in some limited play from behind the camera as he blathered on. She immediately worked her way over to John and started earning her keep; sucking him as hard as she could while working her anal toy inside of herself. They started screwing hard from the first penetration of her cookie to the last bang on her backside, Missy sucking him clean several times as she demanded more and more from him. It was a great ride by the gal and if she ever decides to come back into porn, I'm sure a lot of fans will be happy, especially given how she took all he gave her and wanted more. The anal creampie looked sort of real but the cut away a minute before that provided ample opportunity to fake it, meaning your mileage may vary in this otherwise great scene of depravity. Whew!
Summary: Cum On In 3 by director Pat Myne/Danny Case for 3rd Degree was well worth a rating of Recommended to me for the casting, the heat, and the generally pleasing action though your mileage may vary as a few of the creampies looked faked to me. Whatever minor flaws it had on the technical end of things though, the replay and stroke value added up to some solid levels of fuck for the buck, making Cum On In 3 worth checking out for any gonzo fan of the cast or director's previous works.
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