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Cum On My Tattoo 3

Studio: Burning Angel Entertainment » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 4/11/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

Joanna Angel directs this third film in the seemingly ongoing Cum On My Tattoo series, once again mixing in some great rock and roll with hot girls sporting some impressive ink. The cast is different than your usual Burning Angel production, but hey, variety is the spice of life and all that. On with the show...

Scene One Lorelei Lee, Mick Blue And Brian Surewood: After Joanna talks to her for a bit, Lorelei shows off her tattoos and then she does a really sexy striptease for us, working her ass and showing off her tits. The guys come in and kiss her, then she drops to her knees and sucks them both off one at a time. Brian fucks her doggy style while she blows Mick, and then Mick fucks her doggy style for a bit as she rubs her clit and gives Brian head. Brian gets her on the couch and fucks her missionary style, then Mick takes a shot at her slit while she goes down on Brian again. Mick shifts gears on her and starts fucking her in the ass, and then he sits back so she can ride him reverse cowgirl style with her ass. After some ass to mouth she turns around so that she can ride Mick cowgirl style and Brian can fuck her in the ass. After the DP action, Mick fucks her in the ass while Brian gets head and then the two guys trade places. She gets DP'd for a second time, and then she drop to her knees and they jerk off onto her tattoo. Lorelei is a very pretty girl with a wonderfully fleshy, bouncy ass that's fun to watch in action. With all the yelping in this scene, however, it was hard to tell if she was enjoying the scene or in a lot of pain. As such, it might not appeal to everyone. She's a hottie though, no doubt about that.

Scene Two Chapel Waste And Alec Knight: Chapel and her boy toy start making out once she strips. He bends her over and eats her ass and pussy from behind and then she drops to her knees and sucks him off for a bit, licking his balls while she fingers herself. She lies back on the chair and spreads her legs as he fucks her pussy, then she turns around and gets on all fours for some doggy style action. She blows him and then rides him cowgirl style, and then she blows him again before bending over for more doggy style fucking. She sucks his cock then rides him reverse cowgirl style, and then he pulls out and strokes off onto the tattoo she's got at the bottom of her neck. Chapel is a fox though her look might not be for everyone. She's got nice long legs and a very pretty face and she seemed to be getting pretty intense in this scene, making it very hot and very enjoyable.

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Scene Three Joanna Angel And James Deen: Joanna finds James in the room and spreads for him. He fucks her missionary style for a little while and then she climbs up on top of him and rides him cowgirl style. From there they move to the stairs where he bends her over and fucks her in the ass. James lies back on the stairs and she rides him, anally, reverse cowgirl style and bounces up and down on his wang for a while.

Scene Four Reagan Reese And James Deen: Reagan does a strip tease and shows off her goods for the camera. James comes into the room starts rubbing her twat and slapping her ass. She goes down on him and then kneels over a beanbag chair so he can fuck her doggy style. She rides him reverse cowgirl style and then gives him head before getting back on top for more cowgirl style dicking. He puts her on her back and sticks some fingers in her mouth while he fucks her missionary style, she blows him, and then she gets on all fours for some doggy style fucking. She sucks him one last time then he pulls out and shoots his load on her upper arm piece.

Scene Five Presley Maddox, Talon and John Strong: Presley starts her scene the same way the others have, by giving us a nice little strip tease to get things warmed up. Her two friends come into the room and she strokes them and sucks them off one at a time. She lies on the couch and gets fucked in her pussy by one guy while sucking off the other. The guys trade places and she rides one reverse cowgirl while sucking off the other, and they switch things up like this a couple of times as the scene goes on, throwing in a bit of spanking just for kicks. After a few minutes the first guy gets sucked until he's ready and then he jerks off onto the star tattoos over her ass. The second guy gets sucked off some more, then follows suit.

Scene Six Bella Vendetta And Brian Surewood: Brian comes into the room and starts kissing her neck. He sits her down, spreads her legs and eats her pussy, and then she gives him a blowjob. He fucks her armpit for a bit, weird, and then she strokes him. Next up he fucks her feet and then he lifts up her legs and fucks her pussy. She blows him and he fucks her armpit again, then she rides him reverse cowgirl style and then she gets on all fours and he has her doggy style for a bit. She rides him cowgirl style, then gets on her back so he can stroke off onto the tattoo inside her armpit, ending the scene and the movie.

In between the main sex scenes there are brief little vignettes where various people will quickly stroke off onto some of the girls' ink, but these don't really count as full scenes, they're more like weird little comedy bits. As far as the main scenes go, they're all fairly steamy. The ladies look nice and the fuck well and let's face it, that's what we want out of porn, right? Angel show some creativity behind the camera and sometimes we get to see things from some interesting and unexpected angles but it works. It's well shot and definitely the best looking of the three films in the series so far. Bring on part four!



This shot on video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable 1.33.1 fullscreen presentation. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident in some of the darker colors and the blacks but other than that, there's not a lot to complain about. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on, and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything is coming up roses as far as the look of the film is concerned.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. The soundtrack is mixed in properly at a respectable level most of them time but there are a few spots where the music is definitely louder than it needed to be and as such it slightly overshadows the speaking parts when they do occur. Bass response is nice and lively and overall, for a porno movie, this is a better than average effort.


The main extra feature on this disc is a behind the scenes documentary. Each of the girls are interviewed and we get to see some interesting behind the scenes footage as well as the girls getting some promotional shots taken. Most of it is just Angel and company goofing off but there's almost forty minutes worth of material here skim through it and see if it floats your boat.

Also included here are trailers for Cum On My Tattoo, Re-Penetrator, The XXXorcist, Meet The Internet (where Dana DeArmond fucks a very happy looking Tommy Pistol) and Lovers Of Loving Love. A weblink is included, as is some tattoo footage (13 minutes) where the lovely Riley Mason gets a piece done on her leg. A shame she wasn't in the feature, but some of us will take her any way we can get her, yoink! A cum shot recap and a still gallery close things out alongside scene selection and animated menus.

Final Thoughts:

It's safe to say that if you dug the first two films in the series then you'll dig the third. The camera work is good, the girls are hot, the sex is definitely better than average and the extras are amusing. Recommended!

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