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Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/12/07



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Pump My Ass Full Of Cum: Special Edition

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Gonzo, Anal Creampies

Director: Jules Jordan

Cast: Sativa Rose, Jasmine Byrne, Jean Val Jean, Naomi, Steve Holmes, Velicity Von, Erik Everhard, Kinzie Kenner, Jerry, Charmane Star, Jules Jordan, Delilah Strong

Length: 235 minutes

Date of Production: 2/14/2007

Extra's: By now, you know that each disc has its own cum shot recap, probably suspected there would be a lengthy photogallery, a partial cast listing (women only), a biography for the director and trailers to shows like Black Owned 2, Slut Puppies 2, Facial Demolition, Weapons of Ass Destruction 5, Flesh Hunter 9, Breast Worship, Ass Worship, Jenna Haze: Dark Side, Black Owned, Feeding Frenzy 8, Weapons of Ass Destruction 4, and Tunnel Vision. There was also a 16.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that added more sex to the mix rather than focus on make up or other stupid shit that no one wants to see.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Pump My Ass Full Of Cum was presented in 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen as originally shot by director Jules Jordan for distribution by his own company, Jules Jordan Video. The lighting was presented in a very pleasing manner that lit up the action in the scenes very well, limiting the grain and video noise a lot, and I appreciate that the anamorphic processing was employed on the scenes for those of us in the growing legion of HD and widescreen TV's to appreciate. There were a few scenes where things weren't quite as good but that was almost certainly due to the skill level of the talent given Jules' manner of coaxing out fine performances from almost everyone but the same could be said of the lighting that wasn't always perfect either. So, in the scenes where the lighting was flat and stronger; the picture was good and the minor tint or other issues were decidedly not worth worrying about. The grain and video noise were both lots better than usual; marking another positive visual improvement by Jules that was complimented by the compositional work Jules offered up that repeatedly enhanced the look of the cast. There were no noticed compression artifacts and while the picture wasn't the best gonzo I've seen from the director, the technical matters never hampered the heat. I still wonder what future releases using one of the true high definition formats (Blu-Ray or HD-DVD) will do for the quality of the picture given his recent improvements over past works though. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering that really didn't use any separation in terms of the vocals (there was some potential to do so here too). The dynamic range was also kind of generic, an area that seemed slightly better than previous efforts and an area that Jules could easily improve to make best use of the great many home theatres in the hands of porn fans everywhere.

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Body of Review: Jules Jordan and his company, Jules Jordan Video, have been one of the leading forces in gonzo porn over the last year. As his gonzo empire continues to expand, he is getting quite a reputation for offering the most fuck for your buck value out of any of the leading companies, even challenging his last distributor, Evil Angel, in terms of what he offers. That is no small feat in the period of time we're discussing so who knows what the future will hold for the man so dedicated to providing what fans want to see by the end of the year? His latest title is the double disc set for Pump My Ass Full Of Cum: Special Edition; a movie focusing on anal creampies; an act considered among the most dangerous in porn these days given the history of STD's spread that way. In the movie, Jules sets up various scenes where the ladies work with guys they like or want to work with, eventually finding all three of their holes plundered and pilfered to the max with the soothing coating of semen gracing the inside of the ass by the end of them. If that sounds appealing to you, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Sativa Rose and Jasmine Byrne, two of the hottest Latinas in all of porn, were up first as they teased Jules while walking into his house. For those who have lived under a rock during the last several years, they are the pair located on the upper middle of the front DVD cover, each known for sexy scenes and keen skills applied to the max from what I've seen of them. The ladies were enjoying each other really well as they made out, saying that this was the first time that the worked together although I was sure I'd seen them together before. The color of the scene was a too saturated but I only noticed that a couple of times into watching it as these two gals are tops on my short list of hotties. The lesbian antics were such that they enjoyed each other as much as I did, Jules gently guiding them to provide the kind of action he wanted out of them before the studly Jean Val Jean interrupted their heated action. The joke was that Jules was originally going to be with the ladies and Jean was a day early but the ladies made their choice and for all of Jules' complaining, the trio worked out really well. He gave oral as well as received it; the ladies double teaming his cock like crazy before he started banging them. The chemistry was extremely high here with the gals passionately participating throughout; all three of them into each other under all the differing permutations they provided. The gals were markedly slower in how well they rode anally but the taste testing (ATM and ATOGM) was solid and the ladies pushed through whatever limits they had to work with each other. Sativa took the genuine anal creampie with Jasmine sucking it out of her ass, a nasty act but one showing how willing they were to do it all. Whew!

Scene Two: Naomi, the bubble butt newcomer of 2006 as seen on the middle of the left hand side of the front cover, was up next as she followed the formula in her black bondage outfit that enhanced the look of her shapely ass as she stretched it with a glass anal plug and lube. She was looking too lean for my tastes (other than her ass of course) but her European partners; Steve Holmes and one of the nameless mopes I see from time to time (none of the men were credited), took to her like white on rice the way she sucked them off and spread herself for their amusement. Steve was the alpha male here, getting the first head from her and the first poke in her pussy, among other things. They fingered her to a very wet state and she took them in her pussy and ass without reservation, the gal losing her breath as she continued to up the ante. Steve carried her into the bedroom after awhile to let her finger her ass but the men had something else in mind to work her backside over; their hard cocks that plundered her pucker soundly as a result. It wasn't her best work to date but it was pretty good, the action including a DP or three in her moderately active ride. It ended with the men rubbing out loads into her ass but she did little with them afterwards.

Scene Three: Velicity Von, the blonde on the upper left hand corner with the very round rump, was the last gal on the first disc to get the treatment as she teased in her white fishnet body stockings and tiny pink thong. The lighting was better outside but even inside it managed to look fairly decent thanks to the light pouring in from the sunny day into the house. Her partners were Erik Everhard and Steve Holmes, the men orally warming her up front and back to start. She didn't give them much of a chance as she playfully started inhaling their meat pipes one at a time; alternating as she saw fit before they began tapping away at her pussy and ass. There was some DP footage here too but her passion for cock was solid and the energy levels were much more like those from the first scene, raising the replay value of the scene for me. When all was said and done, I could see why they call it a "rectum" (it looked wrecked) but the discolored semen discharge out of her ass may make some of you happier than it did me; the truth in advertising regarding the anal creampies satisfying me that all of them were real.

Scene Four: Kinzie Kenner, the curvy hotty seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up as the first scene of the second disc, shaking her fabulous money maker in a neon thong and short camouflaged skirt by the pool on the clear day. Her infectious brand of playful energy has long been a reason to check her out and Jules even commented that he'd been checking her out for a long time before he got to work with her. The tease was very appealing and the use of baby oil enhanced the moment for me, making me look around for some of my own as she slathered it on in copious quantities. She then went into the house to lie across the lap of lucky Jerry who skillfully explored her folds and gave her a taste as he did so; resulting in both of them doing some decent oral on the other (her blowjob was superb all by itself). Her apple shaped bottom was ripe for the plucking, the couple moving right to some early anal before she aggressively rode him vaginally & anally on the couch. She did taste testing and seemed enthusiastic about enjoying the action, the seated screwing looking especially good for her sweetly perfect pucker. The ending anal creampie looked real and while farting it out has always made me wince, fans may appreciate that she licked the chair and floor clean. Wow!

Scene Five: Charmane Star, the very experienced Asian performer seen on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she teased on the bed in her black & pink outfit. The montage style tease has never been my favorite way to showcase a gal but unlike some other directors in the industry, the effects were lightly applied and that helped make all the difference as she stripped and masturbated a bit for the camera. It's east to forget that she's been in porn for such a long time as she looked younger here than in a few titles I watched five years ago, a fact that probably had something to do with her partner being Jules Jordan himself. He went straight for her asshole as she bent over, slurping away as though he wanted her for a very long time before she took her turn blowing him. Her firsthand (or is that first mouth?) knowledge of how to suck a guy off has definitely improved over the years and she took her time with it, savoring the moment as she used hands, eyes, and mouth in unison to coax the guy into an even harder state of turgid ecstasy. He took charge at first as she passively let him plug her pussy, the gal making a comeback of sorts by figuring out how to actively ride as she warmed up. She wasn't as genuinely playful as Kinzie was (few are) but she was into the moment in her own way; elevating the scene from a generic bout of boning. Doing PTM and climbing back onto his cock, she eventually even did anal; though not as actively as her cookie saw fit to fuck him. She got better with time, admitting to being an "anal slut" before he dropped his load of population pudding into her dark hole, the squeezing out of it just as messy though she did not lick it up if that's your kink.

Scene Six: Delilah Strong, the curvy blonde with the great ass on the middle of the right hand side of the front cover, was up last as she found herself under the watchful eye of Jules Jordan as she bent over by the pool outside. She seemed giddy with delight at the prospect of him working her over in all three holes, the added benefit this time was that Erik Everhard joined in too. If you like big butts that aren't attached to a gal twice as fat as most in the industry with them seem to be, she'll readily appeal to you (while not waifish, she had a couple of extra pounds that worked for her frame) and while I wanted her to stay outside where the lighting was better, she still looked good on Jules' pervert-cam in the living room during the striptease. She used an anal plug to stretch out her ass initially, finding lots of fingers to work even more effectively as her posterior was penetrated for the later anal. She gave a solid hummer to Erik to warm him up, the guy continually working her ass as she got increasingly into the oral. The POV footage with Jules was kind of a nice change of pace too; not overdoing it by going strictly POV but providing enough to keep things interesting nonetheless. The men did do some DP on her but the emphasis was on them doing her ass or pussy one at a time for most of the scene. It ended as advertised and she seemed to enjoy capturing the semen in the small glass to suck down out of her ass, though that was the only part of the scene I really thought was disgusting. Yowza!

Summary: Pump My Ass Full Of Cum by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video was truthfully advertised in that all the scenes ended in anal creampies. Granted, one gal escaped getting one by virtue of there being a single cock and two gals in the first scene but unlike many of the imposters on the market, they did not look faked with last second edits or other trickery. The high point was that some scenes were off the charts in terms of heat, energy, and passion while others limped along just high enough to warrant another viewing but none of them were filler scenes from my point of view. The sheer amount of material was a plus as well with the minor technical matters never getting in to the way of the heat even if some polishing up might have made this one a better flick. In all then, Pump My Ass Full Of Cum: Special Edition was a high end Recommended or better, depending on what you really want to see. If you like anal creampies though, you'll be hard pressed to find a better title released recently though.

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