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Porn Wars 3


Studio: Private » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 4/15/07



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Foreign Feature
Length: One hour 45 minutes not including extras
Director: Kovi

Cast: Vanessa Hill, Barbara Summer, Victoria Swinger, Tiffany Rousso, Sabrina Rose & Liz Honey

Foresight: Private's most adventures release to date is no doubt the Porn Wars trilogy. Directed by Kovi, this mega European blockbuster chronicles "the battle for sex" in the galaxy between the protagonist "Jodi" and the evil "Seth". Conspiracy, treachery and most importantly, sex, governs this galaxy, that is filled with steamy hot women and strapping men. There are six scenes on from Private including all of the usual flair that you'd expect from one of the largest producers of adult entertainment on the globe.

Scene 1: Liz Honey & Tiffany Rousso
A pair of heavily made up blondes in their "Jodi" gear, (which mostly consists of bad hair and some very revealing female attire), welcome back a Jodi hero from a successful mission in the only fashion that a Jodi knows how. The two long European blondes fall to their knees to release his cock from his pants and directly down the throat of the two women. While one slobs on the nob, the other graciously licks his sack. Super hot blowjob that escalates into the type of PTM and ATM play that has become a hallmark of the entire adult DVD industry. Liz readily gobbles on cock directly from Tiffany's puckered asshole until the two share the intergalactic nut. This is pretty standard fare from the Private. (not that this is a bad thing)

Scene 2: Victoria Swinger & Vanessa Hill
Vanessa Hill is a super hot brunette with the type of tight body that looks like you literally could not pinch an inch anywhere. She has natural small breasts and a manicured muffin in which a lady loving woman would spend a life time lapping. Victoria Swinger is just that woman. Victoria is the head of the Evil "Seth" empire. That does not stop this curly haired blonde from looking extremely hot. The two embrace outdoors on a set of large rocks and take turns pulling up each other's robes to explore their folds. The scene amps up to some space aged toys and Vanessa's hips bucking to the vibrating toy's penetration.

Scene 3: Tera Bond

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Tera Bond, for many years, has been one of my favorite Private women. Her long brown hair and supple body, combined with her engrained sexual energy make for a winning combination. I must say, however, I wasn't quite feeling this scene as some of her other work. This outdoor scene with Horst Baron on a log started fabulously with a slow and drawn out blowjob, but the sex lacked energy. It's always nice to see Tera's perfectly round natural tits bouncing in reverse cowgirl, but this scene did not have a whole lot of chemistry between the participants. After some pussy to mouth end, Horst drops his seed on Tera's thigh and bald beaver.

Scene 4: Barbara Summer
Wow. I'm not sure if I noticed Barbara Summer before. If I haven't I need to have my reviewer's license revoked. Barbara is a stunning blonde with some perfect natural breasts and enough curve in her body which makes her stand out from many of the uber skinny models in Private's stable. In this scene she disrobes out of some of her space aged attire only to be pushed to her knees and force fed cock. She opens up and allows her pretty face to be fucked hard. I really enjoy blowjob scenes when the woman is running the show versus the guy grabbing said woman by the ears, hair, head and face and attempts to shove his dick through the back of her head. The sex is very well shot and nicely done, with Barbara taking an anal pounding in the spoon position before her man uses her nice soft tits to fuck until he shoots his load on her chest and chin.

Scene 5: Vanessa Hill & Sabrina Rose
Vanessa Hill is back to show she's much more than just a veggie scene queen. She can handle the dick as well. In this scene, she is competing in a threesome with Sabrina Rose. Sabrina Rose is a blonde with large fake tits, curly blonde hard with some tats and piercings. The scene seems to be all about Vanessa from the get-go, with Sabrina taking more of a facilitator role. The hottest part of the scene is Sabrina taking a dick up her ass reverse cow girl with Sabrina sucking dick intermediately between sodomy sessions. This scene was shot in a deep woods with plenty of large files. Just when you think a Porn Star's life is all panic, they are forced to perform with large biting files on their privates. The scene ends with a shared facial.

Scene 6: Victoria Swinger, Tera Bond & Barbara Summer
For the final scene of one of Private's most ambitious projects, Director Kovi enlisted his hottest three female stars for a 3 girl, two guy intergalactic orgy. Thankfully, Kovi chose very wisely. The scene starts with some one on one blow jobs delivered to the male talent by Barbara Summer & Tera Bond, as the evil leader, Victoria Swinger plays with her perfectly bald pussy. The guys make their ways around the room sticking their cocks in whatever of the nine available holes the can find first. This scene has some nice energetic anal sex and even some solid double penetration work. The best part of the scene, is that it was a well shot orgy where you don't seem to loose the rhythm of the scene by jumping from couple to couple. Hot finale!

Extras: Perhaps the most auspicious marketing campaign for an adult DVD that I have ever witnessed was for the "Porn Wars" trilogy. www.private.com/Pornwars is a well designed site with many of the highly technical aspects that you would expect from well designed layout of the DVD. For those who get into the trilogy, please take the time to browse this potentially new way to market adult DVDs. Like all Private DVDs, Porn Wars 3 is available in a number of voice-over languages and subtitles. Extras includes some very helpful "Girls Profiles" which allows this review to match names and faces, as well as identify other titles in which they've participated. There are also trailers from "Porn Wars 1", "Sexy Santa", "The Private Life of Katy Caro", "Private Dive" and "African Temptation".

Summary: Private's blockbuster Porn Wars 3 might be one of the most visually stunning adult DVDs I have ever seen. The images are crystal clear, the special effects on the menus and within the movie are head and shoulders above anything that I've seen. However, the two areas that this movie lacks are two of the most important. The voiceovers were really bad, to the point where you had to really concentrate to follow the plot. The second was the sex. Many of the scenes seemed to lack the heat. Part of the reason why might have had to do with some of the outdoor shooting on rocks, on a log and amongst flies. My expectations were so high for this film, at the end of the day I did end up feeling somewhat disappointed. I must give Porn Wars 3 a Rent It rating. Barbara Summer and Vanessa Hill's performance were the lone bright spots.


Cheers,

Colonel Mustard



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