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Big Butt Teens

Studio: Exquisite » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/16/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Big Butt Teens


Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jordan Septo

Cast: Leah Jaye, Marco Banderas/Duato, Maya Hills, Lee Stone, Mindy Main, Van Damage, Renae Cruz, Talon, Zoe Martini

Length: 151 minutes

Date of Production: 11/16/2006

Extra's: There were not a lot of extras here, a pop shot recap from the scenes, a photogallery, and the cool new case that lights up (it sure draws attention sitting on shelves with that 1977 Battlestar Galactica cylon look/Knight Rider's KITT look) but far and away I enjoyed the lengthy 56.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. It started out with hotty producer Gina and director Jordan trying to help Leah find something suitable to wear in her scene; playfully fighting with each other in the process. The other gals had some time on camera too but it ended with attractive Maya in the shower; lots of photogallery shooting included throughout the extra. I was curious as to why Renae wasn't included here but given the extra Maya footage, I wasn't complaining (she was the reason I picked up the title in the first place).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Big Butt Teens was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Jordan Septo for release by Exquisite/Venom Digital. The lighting was solid in most cases and that led to limited amounts of grain and video noise compared to similar movies by other directors. The composition of the shots was virtually always favorable to the ladies, focusing on their strengths rather than minor flaws in most cases, and that added some measure of fun to the scenes here. The DVD was mastered well enough and I thought the visual elements worked very nicely generally speaking. The bitrate hovered around the 5 Mbps mark, typically just shy of it, for most of the movie and I saw no compression artifacts as a result. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was slightly hollow in the limited setting of the couch in the living room in most cases. I could not always hear the vocals well enough for my tastes so they were sometimes a bit mixed in terms of quality but once the sex started, everything sounded fine. The audio had the standard bitrate of 192 Kbps and was about average in most ways.

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Body of Review: Jordan Septo is one of those directors that many have not heard of but has proven to have all the right stuff to make it to the next level. His releases by Exquisite/Venom Digital are often well received by reviewers and fans alike, focusing on a targeted theme in most cases. His latest work making it my way was Big Butt Teens; a tribute to youthful ladies possessing the fleshy backsides many people seem to favor these days. There was minimal interview footage or dialogue, Jordan preferring to let the sex do his talking for him. With thousands of similar titles gracing the shelves of porn emporiums everywhere, did this title make the cut to differentiate itself or did it make just enough waves to fall into the "it was okay" crowded packs? Well, it wasn't his best work to date but it served up a heaping helping of hotties that gave the movie some legs in my belief, my own tastes running to women with more experience. If you're still interested, here's abrief glimpse into the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Leah Jaye, the 19 year old Brit brunette seen featured on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up first on the couch as she kicked back in her skimpy pink undies. After a brief tease, she was making out with Marco Banderas/Duato, the couple swapping spit before she lowered herself to her knees to slob his knob instead. Her oral looked to be pretty good but it ended far too soon, the gal preferring to impale herself on his cock vaginally instead. I liked her active riding style a lot, Leah trying to catch her breath as her all natural breasts bounced around. Marco seemed driven to tap her in every position possible, Leah managing to do PTM (suck his pussy juice coated cock clean) after most of the positions in return. I think I preferred the oral shot this way as it was a bit less formulaic but she also appeared to enjoy it more as the muscular meat puppet throatfucked her nicely. While she may have been on the waning years of her teens, her fleshy ass rippled perfectly as he banged her cookie, providing the kind of experience the title advertised in the process, making me glad they didn't get into anal since she probably would not have ridden as well that way. I thought she was happy to work with him and the resulting heat and chemistry added to the scene, ending with the prescribed vaginal creampie; no edits weakening the authenticity of it in the process.

Scene Two: Maya Hills, the sweet little exotic 19 year old on the upper left hand corner of the front cover in the pink and black plaid outfit, was up next as she coyly teased the camera in the living room on the couch. Her looks have appealed to me nicely and while she masturbated, she described what kind of rough sex she liked at least showing some degree of appeal before she plunged a clear dildo inside herself to warm up. Thankfully, someone showed some foresight here and used studly muscleman Lee Stone as the male partner here. Lee is aggressive enough to go along with whatever a gal wants, has the kind of looks the ladies like, and provides one of the largest cocks this side of Lex for the women to enjoy so I was glad she would be getting some prime meat instead of the third tier mopes that sometimes hold back Jordan's flicks. He ate her out to get things moving and she playfully worked his cock over in her mouth as a result, using her hand and eye contact to ready him for the pussy penetration. They did the usual standing 69 he likes to do but the scene became a lot hotter when she climbed on board his cock and started bouncing like she was on fire. She wiggled her ass and he spanked it soundly, both getting into it as much like they were doing each other for real as performing. Maya going balls deep on a cock the size of his was a sight to see, the multiple positions serving well as her skin got flush, her nipples erect, and her respiration rate elevated. She did more oral in between some positions, deepthroating his cock handily before he dropped his load of population pudding on her face, the gal giving him some post coital sucking to end it. Whew!

Scene Three: Mindy Main, the 19 year old brunette featured on the center of the front cover, was up next as she introduced herself before skipping the tease and solo work to blow the nasty looking cock of moper Van Damage (if you've seen his penis in recent years, you won't have missed how diseased looking it appears to be). I like the tease and I think much of the reason it was skipped was due to the fact that Mindy really doesn't appear to have a very large ass (as advertised in the title) but I know some of you might enjoy that things were mixed up a little bit instead of strictly adhering to a formula. She appeared to like giving his modest member an oral working over, but the active riding she undertook added some value too. It took her a few moments but once she found her mark, she enjoyed being on top more than anything, the two teasing one another a few times between positions. The vocals were the weakest part of the scene as it almost sounded like they were reading off a script, even the PTM breaks slowing things down in the process. It ended with a pile driver position with a facial and mouth pop, finishing up slightly too fast but the fade marked a decent ending point as there was nothing left to say.

Scene Four: Renae Cruz, the 18 year old gal on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up next on the couch with Talon; the scene seemingly emulating the dynamic of the previous scene by largely skipping the tease portion to have her go down on him right away. His cock was thicker than Van's and she ended up using some lovely titty fucking to augment the action of her mouth and hand as a result. While her looks did not appeal to me much here (perhaps it was the make up), she had an aggressive oral style with some rough edges to it that made her seem a lot younger than many of the other gals in terms of her performance abilities. In some ways, she reminded me of a house stripper trying to get a few porn scenes under her belt to become a feature dancer; not exactly throwing herself into the scene but offering up a lot of energy in the process as her eyes teared up and her make up ran. Her bolt-ons didn't look as nice as the previous all natural breasts did as she thrust down on his cock but there was some energy here with the gal appearing to almost slip into that happy place where performers go when enjoying their work. I suspect that with a little more experience under her belt, she'll potentially be very well received, the vaginal romp serving the teen and big butt dynamic fairly well here regardless of her inexperience. The scene ended when he rubbed out a load to her face, the weakest scene of the flick to this point.

Scene Five: Zoe Martini, the 19 year old seen on the lower left hand corner of the cover in blue undies, was up last and while she looked older, her ass did appeal to the titular dynamic as the massive Lee Stone warmed her up. The limited tease weakened the scene for me but she had a sparkle in her eyes when she saw his cock, doing her very best to work all of it inside of her throat as she eyed both him and the camera. In that sense, the rough edges she possessed served to make it look like she was also inexperienced but willing to push her limits at the same time, getting into her partner in a way that simply wouldn't happen with some of the industry mopes like Van or other lower level meat puppets. That translated well into her riding skills once she was broken in too as she impaled herself soundly after a slow start in that department. She did not do as much PTM as the other gals but it was a decent balance and by the time he was doing her doggy style at the end, she was acting realistically as though he was splitting her in two. His pop shot was pretty small this time, the minimal baby batter hitting her chest, but she was hardly cognizant of it all as she recuperated from his manly attentions. Yum!

Summary: Big Butt Teens by director Jordan Septo for release by Exquisite/Venom Digital earned a rating of Recommended from me and those of you that like women not experienced enough to give polished performances will almost certainly appreciate it even more. The basic formula of the oral and straight sex on the couch served to minimize distractions and while it didn't answer the pressing question of "What is mall wear?" posed in the BTS, it offered some nice stroke and replay value with the technical values above average compared to most small company titles. In short, Big Butt Teens had a plethora of teenage pussy with well rounded rumps so if you enjoy gonzo titles like this overall, you'll find this one a keeper.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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