Cast: Bree Olson, Angela Stone, Mark Ashley, Lexi Love, Annie Cruz, John Strong, Katja Kassin, Jada Fire, Nikki Nievez, Harmony, Anthony Rosano
Length: 129 minutes
Date of Production: 3/3/2007
Extra's: Most people will enjoy the bonus scene from Swallow My Squirt 4 the most so I described it below. It was a solid entry in the series that fans will likely already have seen though so your mileage may vary considerably. The 3 minutes of extra sex footage was pretty appealing though; short but sweet clips that were edited out of the movie. I also liked the 11 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage that included some silly behavior by the cast, extra sex, and some cute tidbits worth checking out. There was also an Easter Egg for Bubble Time with Nutsack looking like a twisted version of Willy Wonka if you highlight the company logo on the main menu. It only lasted 26 seconds but was as strange as you could imagine nonetheless. There was also a moderate length photogallery, a $5 coupon for Elegant Angel's new video on demand (VOD) service, spam, a double sided DVD cover, and 6 trailers to shows like Big Wet Asses 10, Big Wet Asses 9, Big Wet Asses 8, Destination Dirtpipe 2, Swallow My Squirt 3, Big Wet Tits 3, Squirt In My Gape, Greatest Asswhores Ever, Slave Dolls 2, It's A Daddy Thing 2 and others).
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Audio/Video Quality: Swallow My Squirt 5 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director William H. Nutsack for distribution by Elegant Angel. The camera work was better than average this time with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows but the picture appeared to be somewhat muted this time. This is one area that William can be less consistent so I applaud his efforts at improving quality in his better works; this one seeming to be on the top ten of his recent efforts so I think less critical fans will appreciate it even more. I saw no compression artifacts and the composition of the camera angles strongly favored the female performers better than some of the director's previous, older, works (and on par with his more recent efforts for those in a comparison mode); the work hovering around the upper 4 Mbps range for those keeping track. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English track (at 192 Kbps) was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases. The biggest problem with the vocal track was that so much of it sounded distorted, as though the setting on the microphone was set too low and couldn't compensate, resulting in the audio track breaking up more than once.
Body of Review: William H. Nutsack is my favorite productive director at Elegant Angel these days (Patrick makes good porn too but only rarely finds the time to do so). He tends to have fun with his work and the infectious energy often elevates the heat of the action more than a little as a result. His latest release is Swallow My Squirt 5; the sequel to Swallow My Squirt 4 where the operative sexual act focused on is the so-called female ejaculation that most people simply call pissing. In terms of nasty, messy, dirty sex, Williams' squirting flicks are fan favorites so if you've enjoyed past efforts in this and related series, by all means just go out and buy a copy now; skipping the review. If you're wanting more information to make an informed purchase though, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:
Scene One: Bree Olson and Angela Stone, a sweet little duo embracing the idea of youth and experience, were up first as dressed on the front cover (albeit with pink stockings). They were feeling each other up and kissing, spending some quality time on the couch as it were. They started to masturbate and eat each other out when Mark Ashley joined them to provide a cock; Angela pissing first as Bree lapped it up (with Angela sucking Mark off). Mark then started banging Bree (good title suggestion: Banging Bree) with the youthful babe actively impaling herself on his rod, followed by some PTM and Angela getting her shot on the dick too. The rest of the scene showed the trio going at one another from all sides and while I didn't see a lot of salad tossing, the gals were licked all over and seemed to be enjoying themselves with the scene. If you like waterworks, there was enough to keep you happy without the over abundance that turns off the rest of us; making it a good opening scene that ended with Bree taking the facial in her mouth and kissing Angela to close the fade.
Scene Two: Lexi Love, the cute blonde with nice curves, was up next wearing a black mesh top and neon pink booty shorts with Asian Annie Cruz wearing a neon pink mesh top and black booty shorts, on the couch. They seemed to like the idea of pleasing each other orally but also with some manual stimulation that induced the pissing before they were later joined by studly John Strong. Both gals came across as cock hungry and tried to devour his rod as they tag teamed it, Annie then going wild on him vaginally while Lexi took the back door route. There were various forms of taste testing and even some foot fetish work to be had but the basics were covered best of all as they continued to flood their fluids all over the place as advertised. Lexi took the facial from both of them at the end, swallowing the squirt and piss at the same time as she diddled herself to a fluid conclusion for Annie.
Scene Three: Katja Kassin, arguably the leading anal queen from Germany in recent years (with some stiff competition coming up quickly behind her), was up next with curvy Jada Fire, as the two played their porn version of Ebony and Ivory on the couch as dressed in their series standard fishnet/booty short attire. Unlike some of the other scenes, Mark Ashley was there from the beginning as Katja was sucking Jada's lovely ass, jumping in to tongue the gal's perfect pucker before vaginally drilling both of the ladies. Both gals did anal too, each acting fairly active if not their best work of late, with a lot of oral intermittently placed within the confines of the scene. The heaviest squirting of the day came towards the end of the scene and decidedly from Jada, earning her title of Squirt Woman all over again in the process. In all, the scene could have displayed more energy by the gals but I'd be lying if I said that they were second tier quality given their overall skill levels. The scene ended with Katja taking the double dose of pop shots from her partners, unable to share it before the camera faded away.
Scene Four: Nikki Nievez, a skinny Belladonna clone of sorts, and Annie Cruz, were up next on the infamous couch of watery delights while wearing very skimpy bikini-oriented outfits (not the usual mesh/fishnet stuff). They crawled towards one another and showed that they appreciated one another in their playful manner with a lot of petting and licking. I liked that Nikki has lightened her hair and let it grow out; making her look better as a result; perhaps driving Annie all the wilder as the Asian rimmed her tight pucker. They both let loose the juice before Mark Ashley came in to drill Nikki (then Annie) and give them some head. While oral and vaginal sex were the mainstays here, the liquid lunch aspects were heavily covered too, making it one of the nastier scenes in terms of the pissing contest both of the gals seemed to be having with each other. Nikki took the ending facials and Annie licked some of it off her before the scene ended.
Scene Five: Harmony and Angela Stone, a couple of light haired lasses in the standard series outfits (black with mesh tops), were up last as their tease took place outside on the perfect day. Harmony was subordinate to Angela here and while I wished they stayed outside since their skin tones looked so much better as a result, I understand why they had to start the sex inside. Harmony ate out Angela before the recipient let loose the juice, Anthony Rosano joining them to porn Harmony while the gals did so. The gals were mechanically active riders of cock with the hummer lasting a very short time before the gals showed their preference for penetrative sex. Harmony took him in her ass before ultimately taking the facial from her two partners; the gals kissing at the end (after which the credits rolled with the musical ditty playing).
Bonus Scene: Swallow My Squirt 4: Jenna Presley, Sasha Grey, and Sierra Sinn, were all up last and the reason why they shared the front cover was largely due to the manner in which they clicked together on the couch. The oral they each did on one another was fine and the waterwork show proved to be something at least passably believable if you're one of the faithful fanboys that thinks medical science has missed out on something special in regards to a missing organ allowing women to induce (at least if they drink enough water and are paid more to do a scene with the act). That said, they eventually had Mark Ashley join them and rather then get in the way as some of the men seemed to do, he added to the fun as the women clamored for his cock orally. He followed up by boning away like a madman, soon giving Jenna the anal screwing she needed to find fulfillment, with each of the ladies doing a decent job on his cock as a result. There was taste testing and swallowing of fluid as advertised and some toys added in to flesh out the scene. They showed some passion for one another and the resulting chemistry gave them some extra appeal as they cumswapped to a close.
Summary: Swallow My Squirt 5 by director William H. Nutsack for Elegant Angel was lacking some of the spark that previous efforts of his have provided so I felt a rating of Rent It was the fairest way to go. If you're a huge fan of females urinating/squirting, by all means boost the score a few notches but while a couple of scenes worked for me, others just didn't cut it as well. In short, Swallow My Squirt 5 wasn't a bad fuck flick but the niche is so narrow that in terms of a general recommendation, it was one to watch before buying unless you are a heavily devoted fan of the genre.
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