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My First Sex Teacher Vol. 8

Studio: Naughty America » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/24/07

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My First Sex Teacher 8

Naughty America

Genre: MILFs

Director: Brett Brando

Cast: Alexis Silver, Alexis Gonz, Austin Kincaid, Kris Slater, Amber Lynn, Jack Venice, Simone Riley, Jeremy Holmes, Wendy Divine

Length: 127.5 minutes

Date of Production: 1/10/2007

Extra's: There were no extras at all.

Condoms: One

Audio/Video Quality: My First Sex Teacher 8 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Brett Brando for release by Naughty America. The lighting was decent this time, limiting the amount of grain and other visual noise the movie provided compared to some earlier releases by the company. There were very few compression artifacts and the visual aspects of the movie were pretty good here but the MPEG-2 encoding showed a very low bitrate (typically in the lower 3 Mbps range) and the picture reflected that a lot. The composition of the angles and shots favored the ladies reasonably well and that elevated the quality of the visual presentation more than a little bit from what I've seen in the past. The audio was presented in MPEG-2 2.0 English with a bitrate of 224 Mbps according to my receiver but I heard no separation between the channels and if the vocals were recorded in anything but monaural, I'd be very surprised. There was no music on hand to interfere with the vocals though so there was that benefit but the microphone seemed to be too far away as the vocals were hollow and echoed throughout the set.

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Body of Review: Brett Brando is the porn name of a director best known for his work at Naughty America in recent years, some of it quite good considering the ultra low budgets he tends to work with. I haven't seen any of his work in a long time and wondered how he was faring, giving me an incentive to pick up My First Sex Teacher 8 when I saw it had my old pal Wendy "Maya" Divine in it. The basic premise was a university classroom setting where the female teachers take advantage of the male students, the reversal of roles needed due to the way some folks get upset at male teachers hitting on female students. The movie was also dedicated to the MILF (mothers I'd like to fuck) concept so if that interests you, check out the movie to see how some people got better grades without bothering to study. That said, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that only one condom was used at all:

Scene One: Alexis Silver, playing a large breasted music teacher, dissuaded Alexis Gonz from following a career in the field due to his tone deaf nature as she slowly seduced him while he sat in the otherwise empty classroom. Her clothing opened up to reveal her ample sample cleavage and she made him an offer he couldn't refuse, giving him an "A" for a performance with his skin flute. He did look the part as did she, the couple making out in front of the desk before she dropped to her knees to actively inhale his cock. She also used her titties to give him pleasure too but remained on the oral for awhile before he was servicing her with his mouth and fingers. That led to them boning vaginally without a condom, his load of population pudding going into her mouth as she swallowed it down.

Scene Two: Austin Kincaid, a leaner brunette playing a science teacher in her pinstriped business suit, ended up with Kris Slater as her assistant at the university due to an incident involving his partying skills. She laid down the law about his sleeping in class and after an accident left her wet; she stripped her clothes off to the impressed guy for him to get dried, the two were kissing and otherwise following the usual formula. She gave a decent hummer and stroked his meat as she talked to him about his promiscuity, the guy reciprocating after they boned fairly well on the desk. This scene was a bit more mechanical in nature and their relative age differences were minimal so it didn't have the same MILF appeal as the first scene. It also ended with her rubbing out his load to her face though so some of you should be fine with it.

Scene Three: Amber Lynn, the curvy blonde seen on the front DVD cover, was up next as a health teacher who let Houston hero Jack Venice use her classroom to study but he was shirtless and lifting weights to impress her instead. She was upset and he told her that he was trying to impress her so she ended up taking off her clothing to make a point. That led to him complimenting her and her showing him a way to get better grades, the two pawing each other with the usual results. She was no stranger to sucking cock; aggressively doing so before giving him a turn to eat at the Y. The age difference was nicely played and while he wore a condom, she pounded herself on top of his cock with her fantastic tan line looking hot. Her vocals got a bit over the top but otherwise, this was a fine scene to enjoy. It ended when he let loose his juice to her face but she looked at the camera so it weakened the scene a bit more.

Scene Four: Simone Riley, one of the cutest gals of the show with lengthy brunette hair and a stern look to her was up next with Jeremy Holmes in the generic classroom. She was teaching science and his failing grades were supposedly due to his finding coeds more appealing than studying. While the least gifted of the men in the show, she never let it show as she slobbed his knob with a degree of enthusiasm. He savored his chance to eat her too but her over the top performance lowered the connection that they had started to build, and she proved to be a largely passive lay. It ended with a titty fuck and facial, her eye glasses coated in the process.

Scene Five: Wendy Divine, always a treat considering how much I used to enjoy her work before she cut way back, was up last as she played a marketing professor hitting on Alex Gonz after finding out he was transferring to a better school. She took advantage of the situation and had his dick in her mouth in no time, rubbing her blue panties as she aggressively worked him over orally. If anything, her implants looked larger than I remembered them, the extra curves not hurting her newfound MILF appeal in the slightest. He did a decent job of eating her out too but it looked like he had wood problems and the boning by her was uncharacteristically passive. She took the facial well enough but in all, this being the scene I picked up the movie to watch, I was left wanting more chemistry and heat from her.

Summary: My First Sex Teacher 8 by director Brett Brando for release by Naughty America was a typical MILF fuck flick with some fairly generic sex and a cast that varied a lot in terms of heat, passion, and skill. I rated it as a Rent It because in all fairness, some of the scenes were pretty strokable and the levels of fuck for the buck managed to make it to that mark, though the technical limitations and lack of extras substantially weakened it's replay value for me. In short, My First Sex Teacher 8 had the MILF appeal and a cast of ladies that were often the right look for their roles and you'll probably toss a few loads to it but I've seen better from the director so your mileage may vary.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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