CAST: Bozena, Kelly Kay, Lana Lotts, Kelly Madison, Chaz, Hannah Callow, Mary Carey, Brittany Love, Brandy Talore and Angela White
PRODUCTION DATE: 1/05
The Main Event
I like big boobs and I cannot lie. There's something so beautiful about a huge set of funbags: the way they feel, the way they sway, the way they hang. Just about everything about them is great. So when a video focuses on them, you can be certain I'm going to be checking it out. But as much as I enjoy big breasts, I don't enjoy lesbian videos. You'd think, four tits instead of two equals more gooder, but lesbian sex just can't match the heat of a guy pounding a girl's pussy or a girl grinding her snatch down on a cock. Thus, when I found out this disc is an all-girl affair, I was a bit disappointed. Thankfully, there's still quite a bit to enjoy, though the corny dialogue and lame set-ups were a bad idea. Just get the girls naked and those big breasts bouncing.
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The first scene brings together a pair of cute brunettes to present four fat breasts that swing and bounce as the girls play. The girls are very slightly chubby, giving them a girl-next-door look that's super sexy. A bunch of titty teasing leads into some carpet munching and fingering, before a strap-on is introduced. The adorable Brandy takes on the man role, fucking Angela in several positions, but none is better than the reverse cowgirl that lets Angela's jugs flop up and down and side to side, with slow motion used to emphasize the movement. It's a fun, hot scene for breast worshippers.
[Brandy Taylore, Angela White | Oral (F), Toy Play, Breast Play, Fingering | N/A | Condoms: N/A | ]
The least enjoyable of the five scenes on this disc unsurprisingly features a very traditional porno chick, Lana Lotts, with breasts that, though large, hardly move. Kelly on the other hand has gorgeous breasts, but has a few miles on her. It's hard to ignore her hard ta-tas, though she does what she can to distract you by stabbing Kelly's box with a lengthy cocksword with gusto. The action here is somewhat limited, focusing mainly on some vibe masturbation and that violent toy assault, but the girls aren't all that attractive anyway.
[Kelly Madison, Lana Lotts | Oral (F), Masturbation, Toy Play, Breast Play | N/A | Condoms: N/A | ]
A battle of the titans here, as two women with colossal titties get together in a scene that really showcases movement, including jumping jacks and toe touches. The girls aren't conventionally attractive, but they are cute, and Chaz' breasts are the kinds of wonders that teen boys lay awake at night thinking about. There's no real interaction here, as it's really just an extended session of mutual jacking, but it's a pleasant sight anyway.
[Chaz, Hannah Callow | Masturbation, Breast Play | N/A | Condoms: N/A | ]
Mary Carey is a porno dynamo, making anything she's in more fun and sexier, but she faces a challenge in Brittany Love, who's the Kathy Griffin of porn. In a very girly scene, the duo play around with each others boobs before gtting down to business with a round of pussy eating and a ride on a double-dong that's hot, but should have been better. Mary then straps on a big tool and fucks Brittany in several positions. If only it had been the other way around, and this scene would have score higher.
[Mary Carey, Brittany Love | Oral (F), Toy Play, Breast Play | N/A | Condoms: N/A | ]
The last scene will be the favorite for fans of massive mammaries, as Bozena and Kelly are the biggest girls on the DVD. They are also the sexiest, as they really seem to enjoy getting each other off, playing with each others' tits, eating snatch and fucking each other with their array of toys. Watching their breasts spread out as they lay back to take a tooling is incredibly sexy, and the bounce in their tits just shows their enthusiasm for the action. A double-dong ride, an anal plugging that's hard and fast and a breast-bouncing reverse cowgirl ride gives this movie a great ending. They saved the best for last.
[Bozena, Kelly Kay | Oral (F), Toy Play, Breast Play | N/A | Condoms: N/A | ]
The image on this disc looks very good, though it's kind of fuzzy in places. The camerawork is pretty simplistic, missing some of the angles you'd hope for, but the close-ups are well done. There's way too much dialogue, but it's all presented well, so you can hear everything they say. The problem is, the sound is very natural, so a lot of the sounds of sex aren't heard well, often coming in lower than the background music, until the girls start moaning.
I don't know many people who will sit through a 40-minute interview with a porno star, even if they do get naked during it, providing plenty of big titty close-ups, but this disc has three of them, with Kelly Madison, Brandy Taylore and Mary Carey and Brittany Love. There are some interesting moments in them, but that's a lot of talking to sit through for the payoff. An automatic slideshow runs two minutes, with lots of nice stills from the film, while the web site promo reel runs about a minute long, spotlighting some of the SCORE girls, and the previews reel is eight minutes long, giving you some additional Mary Carey fun.
If you like big fat tits and the women attached to them, this DVD gives you plenty to enjoy, but if you need straight-up sex, you won't find it here, as it's all lesbian action. The best thing about the movie is, for the most part, these are thick girls with natural boobs, which you don't see very much in porn. The girls are good with their toys, but the natural heat of man on woman plowing is missed, so your taste will go a long way toward deciding if this disc is for you.