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Naughty America & The Chocolate Factory

Studio: Naughty America » Review by Disco Dirge » Review Date: 5/6/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Internet Video Clip Compilation
Director: Brett Brando
Cast::Jada Fire, Vanessa Blue, Naomi Knoxxx, Angel Eyes, Sydnee Capri, Christian, Billy Glide
Length: 135 mins
Production Date: 2006

In a Nutshell - Decent, But Not Definitive
Naughty America is an umbrella label for a number of fetish oriented websites on the 'Net. The XXX focus is on things like college girls, MILFs, suburban sluts and office encounters. In the case of this DVD compilation, the dynamic is interracial love, with samplings taken from several of the site's categories. The direction by Mr. Brando is fairly routine, standing out only when the situation shifts from a standard cabaret sequence to a bit of forced play acting (Scene 1 & 2). Overall, the 1.33:1 full screen image looks good colorful and loaded with controlled contrasts. There are some delightful details as well, especially when the camera moves in close to capture figures/cock entering a sizable snatch.

In a Nutshell - Suffers from Old Mother Hubbard Syndrome
Here's a message for the makers of Naughty American and the Chocolate Factory a guide to your available online sex sources does not equal an adult industry standard for added content. We need something more than URLs and clever porn names.

First Impressions:
Most interracial titles love to focus on the formulaic stereotype of a big black man (with an equally large log) banging the Bejesus out of a milky white Caucasian chick. It's a fantasy facet from eons past. But very few releases give the black lady equal latitude. Thankfully, the powers that be over at Naughty American have seen to remedy this with a DVD made up of some of the Web-based company's best ebony and ivory experiences. It has to be said upfront that the novelty of such a mixed race dynamic provides most of the initial interest. After that, it's up to the actors to deliver and for the most part, they definitely do. Of course, the first two scenes waste time with pointless scripted material (teacher/student, boss/employee) and one gets the distinct impression that Naughty American wants to really empower their actresses. The gals here never seem dominated or subservient. Instead, they are fiery, fierce and always in control.

The Sex Scenes:

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One of the main reasons the sex here works so well is the overall attractiveness of the ladies involved. These are some mighty fine looking gals, and all of them understand the basics of balling. Similarly, the man meat is equally proficient. Three of the scenes feature the well-chiseled pud stud Christian XXX and when it comes to cramming the cunt (or ass crack) with oversized shaft, no hairless white man does it better. There is a caveat to consider, however. As this is material manufactured for the Internet, we get a very clear sense of same positional performance. Scene 2 offers the only anal, while the last three scenes all follow the same Q&A/Cabaret format. There is very little experimentation, and even less outside the ordinary erotica.

Scene 1:Jada Fire, Unknown Male
Acts Performed: Foreplay, Blowjob, Cunnilingus, Mish, Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl, Spin to Cowgirl, $hot in Mouth
Score: 2.5 out of 5
After what seems like 15 minutes of mindless teacher/student stupidity (why Ms. Fire would want to fuck this fool is a mystery not even Sherlock Holmes could solve), we finally get down to business, and its this sensational suck and fuck that elevates the scene overall. Ms. Fire perfectly personifies her last name, making you instantly aroused by her level of lewdness. Her unnamed beef boy is a skinny drifter-like drip, but he can really deliver the dick, so we don't really mind his white trashiness. Had there been more positions (the four part shuck and jive is pretty standard) and had we not had to listen to the duo dither on and on about grades and being a "cool" instructor, this would have been an excellent exercise in smut. As it stands, it only earns a semi-hardcore score.

Scene 2:Vanessa Blue, Christian XXX
Acts Performed: Blowjob, Cunnilingus, Face Sitting, Mish, Anal Reverse Cowgirl, Anal Cowgirl, Anal Doggy, $hot in Mouth
Score: 3 out of 5
This is a scene clearly clouded by a 'good news/bad news' ideal. On the positive side, Vanessa and Christian look amazing together. Their sexuality literally sizzles and the duo does things both vaginally and anally that really amplify their passion. On the down side, we get more of the same old scripted slop, our meat puppet proving that he's no thespian (Ms. Blue is pretty convincing, though). In addition, the positions appear automatic and rather routine. While the couple connects admirably, their performance is really balling by the numbers. You can't deny the excitement and energy, however, and when it comes to XXX material, that's all that matters.

Scene 3: Naomi Knoxxx, Christian XXX
Acts Performed: Cabaret, Blowjob, Face Sitting, Cowgirl, Doggy, Scissors, $hot in Mouth
Score: 2 out of 5

The interview ideal that will dominate the last three scenes begins with this rather routine installment. Ms. Knoxxx makes for an interesting performer she's round and ready to rock and roll. On the guy side, Christian is back to deliver more towering tool time. But for some reason, the pairing just doesn't come together. There is minimal steam and even less liveliness. We get the distinct impression of two attractive people more or less going through the motions for a pay packet. It seems endemic of the entire online sex act paradigm. Though it's supposed to feel like filmmaking, it still is just a mouse-click movie at least in the minds of the actors. It has to be said that, toward the end, the couple really turns on the passion. Unfortunately, it's too little, too late.

Scene 4: Angel Eyes, Billy Glide
Acts Performed: Cabaret, Masturbation, Blowjob, Cowgirl, Doggy, Pile Driver, V to M, $hot in Mouth
Score: 2 out of 5
Everything that was said about Scene 3 applies here as well, accept that Billy Glide is taking the place of the omnipresent Christian. There are only three positions, a sequence or two of uninteresting V to M, and an overall sensation of passionless passivity between Angel and her man. Still, the couple looks very good together, bodies and skin color complementing and contrasting off each other proficiently. If that's all you are looking for in your interracial fantasy fodder, this duo really delivers.

Scene 5: Sydnee Capri, Christian XXX
Acts Performed: Masturbation, Fingering, V to M, POV Blowjob, Cunnilingus, Spoon, Cowgirl, Doggy, $hot in Mouth
Score: 2 out of 5
Something strange has happened to Naughty American since Scene 1 and 2. The fire has gone out of the suck and fuck and what we are left with is a pair of interesting performers providing limp and uninspired sex. Sydnee starts us off with a little extreme close-up cunt exploration, juicy fingers always finding her mouth. But once Christian finishes feathering her fetlocks with his tongue, the balling grows basic and dull. Granted, three positions are not enough to explore the erotic dynamic between the two, but there should be more sizzle here. It's as if this DVD reached its pornographic pinnacle partway through Scene 3, and never regained its carnal composure.

Disco Dirge Peter Meter Rating: 2.5 out of 5 (Recommended)
Cohabitation Certification: Granted
Because of the unusual XXX conceit at play, because of the overall level of attractiveness on both sides of the screwing, because at least 50% of the porking is proficient and pulse quickening, Naughty America and the Chocolate Factory earns a borderline Recommended rating. Even with the lack of added content, and the less than impressive camerawork/production values, the element of engorgement is impossible to ignore. Couples will clearly enjoy the sensual nature of the action, and there is no abuse or subjugation present. This means the title easily earns a Cohabitation Certification. While basing your balling on racial elements seems gratuitous and backwards, it's a big seller in the world of hardcore. As a result, such two tone tendencies will continue to clog up the marketplace. You can do a lot worse A LOT WORSE than this amiable clip compilation. You can probably do a lot better as well.

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