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Click: Remote Sex Control, The

Studio: Private » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 5/7/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Foreign
Director: Tom Helola
Length: One hour 55 minutes not including extras
Cast: Claudia Rossi, Claudia Adams, Angel Dark, Sandra De Marco, Diana Gold, Justine Ashley, Mogran Moon, Sara Twain & Sheridan

Foresight: Private and Director Tom Heola have teamed up to bring us: The Click: Remote Control Sex featuring the saga of two horny Europeans who happen to stumble upon a magic remote control, which makes anyone who gets 'clicked' have sex with the closest person around them. You can only imagine the type of chaos that ensues. "Fuck on Demand" would be a fabulous replacement service to any of the "Video On Demand" capabilities available through your local cable or satellite provider. So, it might be a blatant rip off of Adam Sandler's "Click", but that doesn't mean it can't be a worthwhile Adult DVD. There are six scenes spread over two hours. Stay tuned and I will give you all of the nitty and the gritty.

Scene 1: Sarah Twain & Sheridan
Sarah Twain is a 26 year old woman, who looks much older in the role she's playing for the first scene. She's standing in the front of her classroom in a smart black pin striped suit and glasses commanding her prized student to "earn his grade". Sarah has long black hair and sharply cut bangs with a body that seriously does not stop. Pealing herself out of these clothes to reveal a matching black garter set is the stuff dreams are made of. She spreads herself open and allows her student to lap at her shaved labia before taking over the proceedings by sucking dick well. She continues her control, by throwing her pussy and later asshole down on the stiff dick right on her desk. Fabulous looking anal love. Sheridan, a slender brunette, makes a late appearance and skips all the 'courtship' and immediately takes it up the ass. Ass to Mouth action followed by the ladies sharing semen is the finale of this smoldering hot scene.

Scene 2: Justine Ashley

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Czech hottie Justine Ashley just got clicked and takes one lucky nerd into the back room to quench her ill gotten thirst for cock. Justine is a curly haired blonde with a great body that must turn heads every time she walks down the street. The scene starts with a solid blowjob and continues with Justine taking dick up her somewhat hairy pussy without even removing her panties. (Not sure if I could wait either). The scene concludes after some more class room sex with a close up of Justine's cum covered lips. Solid scene, maybe a little quick.

Scene 3: Angel Dark & Diana Gold
Angel Dark, if she switched her name around would sound a lot like a cartoon villain. She's another victim of our perverts with the magic remote. Angel and Diana were sitting in a coffee shop when they were struck and forced to double fuck the remote holder. Angel is a black haired Slovakian with a skinny body and a very memorable ass. She's paired with Diana, a blonde Czech star who I have personally enjoyed in a large number of Private DVDs. The best part of this scene is that the two ladies spend a long time kissing one another and our male star. They treat his cock and nuts the same way, paying some serious lip service. Angel is the first to get on the A-Train. My favorite part of this hot scene was Diana taking reverse cowgirl with Angel sucking on the nuts of the luckiest guy with a great remote. The finale is a shot on Angel's tits with the two of them licking up the remains.

Scene 4: Sandra De Marco
Sandra De Marco just wanted to go swimming with two of her male companions and due to a horny European man, she is overcome with the desire to fuck both of them in a public indoor swimming pool. She drops to her knees and yanks out both members out of the shorts and begins serving them both. Sandra is a super fine Czech woman with blonde hair and a killer body. The two guys to quick to anal with Sandra bucking with every thrust A double penetration follows with a finale that ends with Sandra covered in baby batter. Hot scene!

Scene 5: Morgan Moon, Sheridan, Claudia Adams & Sandra De Marco
The man with the remote is spiraling out of control. He saw four woman having a nice wholesome time at a bowling alley, but his dick (and remote) forced him to have them all, right then, right there. He sits down to screw the entire team. Thankfully, the director noticed that one cock was not enough to go around, so he allowed two women of the foursome to concentrate their efforts on licking one another. The girls fight over the cock, sucking it and each other. At no time is the dick not in a mouth, pussy or even one lucky girl's ass. The scene ends with the girls on their knees in a semi circle and the guy doing his best sprinkler impression and spreading around his fertilizer. This scene gets a bit lost as it was hard to determine what was going on where. No complaints on the bevy of talent however.

Scene 6: Claudia Rossi
Lovely Slovakian cover girl Claudia Rossi goes home with our hero without the aid of the remote control. (Don't you just love porn with a lesson). She's a full breasted brown haired dream girl with deep eyes and an infectious smile. This is almost a romantic scene between the two participants with kissing, plenty of eye contact and none of the anal and ATM action in the other scenes. The scene starts with some hot oral as it looks like Claudia had been yearning to suck that cock for quite some time. The steamy session ends with a pop shot on Claudia's lovely ass and a warm embrace. Hot scene and entertaining DVD.

Extras: The Extras on this Private DVD are standard fare. They consist of a 15 minute behind the scenes, that documents some of the antics over the few days of shooting "The Click". One aspect of Private DVDs that I love is that it shows some statistics of some of the girls featured in the movies and even better some of their prior work. Like all Private DVDs, "The Click" is available in a multitude of languages and subtitles. Trailers included are "The Private Life of Simonne Style", "Ass Riders", "Ibiza Fucking Island", "Dreams in White 2" and "Sexual Healing". There is also the extended trailer from the latest blockbuster "The Mystery of Sexy Diamonds" that starts off the entire DVD.

Where Hard Meets Soft: "The Click: Remote Control Sex" is a fun filled sexual comedy, that if you aren't concerned about much of a plot or acting can be incredibly enjoyable. This is a solid couples flick that still provides plenty of sensual heat and sexual situation that can easily allow the mental transfer into fantasy land where a remote control is the only barrier between you and the hottest European woman on the planet. I must Recommend this DVD as a solid couples fare Adult DVD with a light fun filled plot and some scorching Private style sex.


Colonel Mustard

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