XCritc.com Adult DVD Reviews
Popular Searches:
Porn Reviews » Adult Movie Reviews » Strap-On Sissy School

Strap-On Sissy School


Studio: Juicy Entertainment » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/7/07



XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Miss Brittany's Strap-On Sissy School

Juicy Entertainment/Britco Pictures

Genre: Fem-Dom

Director: Brittany Andrews

Cast: Brittany Andrews, Jack Jameson, Sirena Scott, Eric John, Ms. Zena, Switchblade, Evolin Pierce, Abagail De'Ath, Daisy Duece, Tiger

Length: 120:25 minutes

Date of Production: 7/31/2006

Extra's: The only extras were a lengthy photogallery and a cardboard slipcase for the DVD case.

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: Miss Brittany's Strap-On Sissy School was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Brittany Andrews for Juicy Entertainment/Britco Pictures. The Bitrate for the MPEG-2 encoding hovered around the mid 6 Mbps area, changing from time to time but rarely going much higher or lower for extended periods of time. The camera work was a bit shaky at times though, the lighting not helping in many cases either but fade ins and outs, blurry moments, and a lot of polishing up needed to warrant claiming a mid range status. Compared to the numerous fetish companies on the market, Juicy seemed to do a fairly decent job but compared to some of their more mainstream efforts, whoever was working on this one probably needs a lot more experience as it seemed rushed and lacking on many levels. Granted, the ladies were not the glamorous types men seem to prefer or even the youthful cuties the industry embraces so quickly as flavor of the month types but if you're into fem-dom genre movies, you'll probably have noticed that most of them use women and men that are not in high demand (for the most part). The audio was presented in a 384 Kbps Dolby Digital but it seemed hollow with very little music (generic music at that) and the echoes not handled properly as they could have. The background whispers and noises were not covered up well, even the whirring noises seeming to lend a fourth tier status to the show at times.

-- sponsored by --

Body of Review: Brittany Andrews has been in porn now for well over a decade, currently focusing her efforts on fetish titles. Her most recent title was distributed by Juicy Entertainment for her Britco Pictures company, called Miss Brittany's Strap-On Sissy School. The idea was to provide a series of four fem-dom scenes where the men reversed roles with the women to get hammered anally after sucking fake cocks, typically in women's clothing and with ladies' make up on. This is a bit different from the less sissy oriented Strap Attack series by Evil Angel but caters to a subset of the genre some of you seem to enjoy. The cover said it like this: "Cum inside and see what happens at my Strap On Sissy School. From politicians getting their ass plummeted to a graduation student having his final anal exam. Join me and my friends as we share the scandalous things that happen to these pathetic bitches. So if you ever wondered what happened at a sissification school, cum inside and enjoy a fantasy fulfilled at Miss Brittany's Strap on Sissy School." If that sounds good to you, read on for more details, noting that a condoms was used in the only scene involving a male penetrating a female:

Scene One: Brittany Andrews, the curvy older blond gracing the front cover on the right hand side, was up first as the head mistress of a brothel catering to men with a kinky side. The predominant theme was men who enjoyed submitting completely to the will of their female partner, an idea that some of you seem to hold sacred from the discussion in our forums of late. The first customer of the day was a politician by the name of Jack Jameson; a heavily tattooed man in a business suit with a taste for ass play. The jailhouse tattoos weakened the scenario a bit but he quickly worked her toy in his mouth and received it like an old pro in his backside after she verbally abused him. She did pay a passing nod to sucking him off and flogging him but even the addition of adding lipstick to his face (with the added lip piercing further betraying his lack of suitability for the role); I sensed that the fantasy elements were overridden in the pursuit of expedience. The two cameras shooting the scene were also not matched in terms of their settings, making it a bit of a train wreck even if she was the most suited for the role as mistress. She put his head in the toilet as she drilled him and every once in awhile he seemed to put some energy into receiving the cock, eventually eating her and getting a few minutes of pumping inside of her pussy (with an obvious condom too; gee, I wonder why?!?). The scene ended with some foot play where he licked his load off of them.

Scene Two: Sirena Scott, a redhead with a satin pink corset on, was up next as she dominated first time slave Eric John with a small purple strap on dildo. He woodenly claimed to have driven 9 hours to get to her and she appreciated the way he catered to her whims, the guy proving to be anything but a virgin to cock by the way he sucked her toy and took it inside of his rectum. The lighting and camera work were especially bad this time, the soft glow getting in the way as though the camera operator was drunk off his ass. This led to lots of foot fetish material with Brittany and the camera man admitting to the lack of focus (man did the editor drop the ball on that one; 43:34 minutes into the scene though it happened elsewhere too). Much of the penetration footage was non explicit and the population pudding was minimal here but aside from the technical matters that permeated the scene, his passive nature was the worst part of the scene.

Scene Three: Ms. Zena, the brunette on the middle of the left hand side of the front cover, was up next as she applied make up to a guy laughingly called Switchblade who wore a bit of black lingerie. Frankly, the name thing was pretty hilarious and while neither of them should dream of winning any acting awards, at least she looked the part as she berated him and slapped at his cock. She continued to apply make up and then a wig to the man, her strap on dildo looking a lot larger than the previous ones did in her fetish styled outfit. He was unable to orally work more than a little bit of the toy in his mouth, resulting in him taking up the slack in his rear as she continued the verbal abuse. He was the most passive of the bunch and it didn't look like he could take much anally as well, the non-explicit angle failing to capture the lion's share of the penetration before she threw him out of her room without his clothing and keys (shown waving down a taxi outside by the public street where a passer by threw a can at him and called him "faggot"). He didn't get any loving from her and there was no pop shot.

Scene Four: Evolin Pierce, Abagail De'Ath, and Daisy Duece, two of whom were seen on the left hand side of the front cover (upper and lower picture), were up last as they were in a scenario with a really effeminate guy named "Tiger". The idea was that it was his graduation ceremony and they put him to the test, in make up, female lingerie including a boa, and a really bad wig. They brandished riding crops, strap on dildos, and a series of large toys on the desk including a large, life sized hand dildo. They rubbed their cocks in cake and made him service them; the two younger gals keeping largely quite as Evolin (the oldest of the cast from the looks of it) ordered them all about. He was a seasoned professional at blowing the large toys, eventually getting the fist deep inside of his behind in what appeared to be painful as he passively took what they offered. A large purple dildo finished him off, wider than his arm from the looks of it as he swallowed the cocks while getting drilled. He passed the tests and was rewarded with a urine facial before the closing bit involving Brittany's My Space page and Sirena.

Summary: Miss Brittany's Strap-On Sissy School by director Brittany Andrews for Juicy Entertainment/Britco Pictures might well appeal to those of you with a greater need to see men humiliated than I do but for me there was so little worth watching even once that I rated it as a Skip It. The technical values were all over the place, the men were passive and usually not doing very well convincing me that they wanted to be there, and the females of the cast were the type that no one wants to see in porn for the most part. Those reasons were only the tip of the iceberg but I still found little to enjoy watching Miss Brittany's Strap-On Sissy School so feel free to email me if you have a differing opinion. Oh, if and you really like this stuff, there was a contact email address where you could be one of the men in a future production.

----
You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon



comments powered by Disqus
Popular Reviews


Naughty Natasha
Blacked Out 8
Anal Savages 3
Fucking The Neighbors
Angela Volume Three
Threesome Fantasies Volume 2
Swallowed.com Volume 11
Pirates 2 Stagnetti's Revenge
Disciplined Teens 8
Vampires


Featured Reviews


Get XCritic Via Email:

Enter your email address:


Delivered by FeedBurner