Cast: Jayna Oso, Marco Banderas/Duato, Hillary Scott, Alex Sanders, Carly Parker, Cheyne Collins, Van Damage, Trina Michaels, Tony T., Harmony
Length: 152:23 minutes
Date of Production: 1/25/2007
Extra's: If you've ever seen any of Jordan's movies, you'll know that the best extra he offers tends to be the extended Behind the Scenes footage features. This was the case as well with the 40:54 minute feature showing things like the gals looking for outfits suited for their scenes, showing some of the complicated toys they used, and even a nod to the paperwork involved in the business. Jordan was the main guy with the camera but I could hear Gina in the background too; my biggest gripe being the relative lack of footage with Hillary and Trina (both shown at the end). There was also a photogallery and pop shot compilation from the scenes for those who care (and the usual cardboard slipcover).
Audio/Video Quality: Good Whores Take It In The Ass #3 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Jordan Septo for release by Exquisite/Venom Digital. The lighting was solid in most cases and that led to limited amounts of grain and video noise compared to similar movies by other directors. The composition of the shots was virtually always favorable to the ladies, focusing on their strengths rather than minor flaws in most cases, and that added some measure of fun to the scenes here. The DVD was mastered well enough and I thought the visual elements worked very nicely generally speaking. The bitrate hovered around the 5.5 Mbps mark, typically just shy of it, for most of the movie and I saw no compression artifacts as a result. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was slightly hollow in the limited setting of the couch in the living room in most cases. I could not always hear the vocals well enough for my tastes so they were sometimes a bit mixed in terms of quality but once the sex started, everything sounded fine. The audio had the standard bitrate of 192 Kbps and was about average in most ways.
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Body of Review: Jordan Septo is one of those guys in porn that probably deserves more exposure than he gets these days as a blue collar type of pornographer that sticks to the basics as many raincoaters have demanded. His titles are released by Exquisite/Venom Digital and they are devoid of artistic camera work, goofy techno-music, and the dialogue that no one listens to anyway, cutting to the chase more than most of his peers. His latest release is Good Whores Take It In The Ass #3, a tribute to backdoor antics by gals well versed in anal action. There were no scenarios here and the tease was a bit on the light side but the consistently appealing cast was all worth a stroke or two (if not more) so I have to once again applaud his casting of the ladies. That said, here's a brief glimpse into the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:
Scene One: Jayna Oso, the exotic looking gal on the front cover, was up first in her white dress as she climbed down the stairs to the living room; all tarted up and ready to rumble. If you like lean Asian gals, she's one of the top names in the jizz biz so I was ready to see how well she would do after her recent break form a heavy duty shooting schedule. The plastic toy she used to anally masturbate came first, stretching her out to make the rest of the scene easier to handle; even if her vocals did not sound particularly enthusiastic to me. She did ATM and was soon slobbing the knob of Marco Banderas/Duato downstairs; applying some hand to gland combat to enhance the friction and get him as hard as could be. He gave her two licks on her lollipop (ass crack) and started drilling away at her in a standing doggy, spanking her before she jumped on top of his lap on the couch to provide a more energetic ride. The sex noises of the two fucking were better than the crappy music some of the competition uses these days, Marco getting into her aggressive riding style that her pussy was obviously used to receiving. This eventually led to some anal where she wasn't quite so active but at least she gave the appearance of having fun, sucking him clean with ATM before really turning up the energy. I'm not typically her biggest fan but when she's in the mood, she can give a solid performance as was the case this time where he rubbed out his load of population pudding to her awaiting mouth. It was a pretty solid opener overall.
Scene Two: Hillary Scott, the award winning anal princess that has taken the world by storm this year, was up next in the living room as she masturbated and teased in her black and white outfit for the camera. Her breasts looked larger than ever and she was sporting some pubic hair too as she whipped out a large, flesh colored toy to diddle herself with on the couch. The way she eyed the camera made the scene more intimate though the camera work was a bit too intrusive as it zoomed in; almost as if Jordan wasn't sure what she was going to do next. As she masturbated, Alex Sanders came up to go down on her, savoring the taste of her ass more than her pussy as she rubbed her clitoris. She was the one who broke his chain of thought by asking if his dick was ready, taking him straight in the ass before the oral instead of needing a warm up hummer. Her moaning was over the top but the smile on her face gave me the impression that she liked the guy; Hillary employing dirty talk to elevate the heat of the scene before the ATM took place. The rest of the scene was a mixture of him screwing her ass and pussy as well as her slobbing his knob; the only complaint being that she wasn't as active as she tends to be most of the time (enjoying the work that Alex was doing on her, she seemed to transcend the porn atmosphere due to this fact). He nearly popped early, getting a sizeable amount of his ejaculate inside of her mouth that she blew cum bubbles with more than swallowed. Still, it was another worthwhile scene for raincoaters.
Scene Three: Carly Parker, a fleshy blonde with an ample sample of a body, was up next as she masturbated in her red PVC fetish outfit that looked good on her. I like gals built for comfort over speed so she appealed to me even more than the last two, the vocals on the low side but otherwise showing the gal doing a fine job with the toys. Once warmed up, she went to the couch to blow Cheyne Collins and Van Damage; both on the low side of the totem pole for gonzo work these days but at least they weren't fourth tier mope squad members as have graced Jordan's movies in the recent past. She licked their shafts, balls, and paid no attention to Van's nasty skin condition though Cheyne had some trouble getting hard as Van plugged her pussy from behind. She was an active rider, perhaps easier thanks to the limited size of the cock involved, bouncing as she pushed back on his dick. They took turns screwing and getting blown by her, the gal showing just as much skill doing anal as vaginal. The DP didn't go too well but she taste tested them booth with gusto, showing no preference for the taste of ass or pussy on their shafts. They ended it by glazing her face but she neither swallowed nor did anything else with the semen as the camera faded away, still laying claim to a hot scene.
Scene Four: Trina Michaels, a curvy gal with lightened hair that I personally suggested the director use back when we were checking her out at the 2007 AEE Show earlier this year, showed the world her qualifications in a nice little tease on the couch as she ditched her pink bikini to jam fingers up her ass for tasting. I wish there had been more tease but rough Tony T. stepped in to take charge, spanking her fine ass before fingering it to make sure she had a taste. That led to him porking her pucker, as she encouraged him to push harder and slap her cheeks; the dirty talk a bit on the low side but plentiful nonetheless. More anal led to the extensive hummer where she did ATM with lots of gagging noises, resulting in them changing positions to do even more anal. She was moderately active and rubbed her clitoris and nipples while he pummeled her ass; barely choking her as he plowed away endlessly. She appeared to appreciate his work more than some would under the circumstances; showing more enthusiasm for the reaming she was getting than most in the movie. For his part, Tony kept his usual vocal crud to himself, a decidedly pleasant change of events compared to his normal screen persona (that is second only to Nick manning in terms of being a chore to listen to). Her throws of ecstasy were eventually interrupted when Tony whipped out his cock and sprayed her face with semen; Trina swallowing the semen while addressing the camera to round out this solid scene.
Scene Five: Harmony, another curvy gal with mixed hair but a deviously seductive manner, was up last as she took off her skimpy black and red outfit to masturbate with by the stair railing with some toys. I liked the fishnets and her casual manner of masturbating was pretty nice to watch until she left for the garish couch to act with Alex Sanders. She passionately blew him and the deepthroat seemed to come easy for her as she diddled herself while kneeling before him. That led to her riding his cock anally and switching back and forth between the oral and anal she loved so much. As a sexual athlete, Harmony has long stood the test of time but the limited positions did not allow her a lot of latitude to aggressively ride his meaty member much. Still, she enjoyed the ATM and all the trimmings, resulting in the scene ending with a wad to her mouth for swallowing. Yum!
Summary: Good Whores Take It In The Ass #3 by director Jordan Septo for release by Exquisite/Venom Digital was good enough to warrant a rating of Recommended for fans of anal antics with appealing ladies well versed in their trade. I appreciated that none of the gals were fill in types and even the men weren't the worst picks I've seen of late, with the extras and technical qualities adding to the fun more than a little bit. In short, if you want reasonable levels of strokability, replay value, and fuck for the buck; Good Whores Take It In The Ass #3 will probably make you quite happy as Jordan proves to once again cater to the fans.
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