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See Her Squirt 2

Studio: Sudden Impact » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/10/07

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

See Her Squirt 2

Sudden Impact

Genre: Squirting

Director: Derek Dozer

Cast: Lindsay Meadows, Myles Camack, Ashley Gracie, Joey Valentine, Jenner, Richelle Ryan, Joey Ray, Ricki White, Barry Scott

Length: 140:59 minutes

Dates of Production: 5/18/2006, 7/25/2006, 7/13/2006, 6/20/2007, 7/12/2006

Extra's: The only extra was a photogallery.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: See Her Squirt 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Derek Dozer for Sudden Impact. The bitrate was often hovering around the mid 4 Mbps mark and the lighting was typically okay; reducing most grain, video noise, and other pesky problems with the picture that are so common in low end porn these days. The camera angles were kind of limited to the standard gonzo fare and the composition of the shots did not always enhance the looks of the ladies but it was a basic, clean set up that allows the viewer to focus their attention on the action more than anything else. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English track with a standard bitrate of 224 Kbps. The vocals were mostly clear once the sex started indoors though the background noises lowered the quality of the set up shots inside the house. The music was not typically a factor here and it sounded fairly basic as well.

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Body of Review: Derek Dozer is currently a contract director for Sudden Impact; a company headed by Julian since his break with Twisted Pink. I haven't seen enough of his work to make a snap judgment about his skill but unlike the latest title of his I watched, See Her Squirt 2 looked really low end. The premise was that he gathered up some ladies who allegedly "squirt"; the popular porn name for pissing these days, and like the other multitude of Squirting Videos available, you may find that aspect of the movie to be the weakest of all. If you like such porn, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used, even where I would have wrapped it twice:

Scene One: Lindsay Meadows, the 24 year old cutie on the front cover, was up first as the series dynamic was established to show the gal getting interviewed on a comfortable chair before having sex with Myles Camack. She didn't have a lot of opportunity to tease and he fingered her to readiness only briefly; similar to the show but sweet hummer she offered him to get him hard. The annoying beeping of the still photography aside, she was an aggressive gal in the oral and her riding was even more so, the shame of it all being the "squirting" looked about as realistic as expected (though better than the often hugely outrageous piss shows since at places like Elegant Angel). They moved to the bed to get the best positioning for the waterworks and after a minimal bit of fluids flying out of her pussy, they continued to actively bone, resulting in a facial finish for the expected population pudding. There was no chemistry between the duo and as far as mechanical fucks are concerned, it might work for you a single time or two but it was strictly by the numbers overall.

Scene Two: Ashley Gracie, a gal in search of a trailer park but offering some down home charm too, was wearing a white top and blue jean shorts as she described her personal story with porn and squirting. While she didn't sound exactly like she was reading the lines off of a cue card, it did sound like she was making it up as she went along, reminding me of the kind of gal you'll find in many third tier strip clubs these days (hardened but workable when your favorite gal is off for the night). Her partner was also Myles Camack and they did the oral, vaginal, and fluid show like the last scene. Her over the top vocals were too much for her personality and while this may work for the tourists, it certainly did not do a lot for me. It was clear she was working the camera more than anything else, looking at the camera no matter what angle it was in rather than him, the sores on her body telling me way more than I wanted to know. She was aggressive at riding but the lack of chemistry and enthusiasm wore thin after awhile, reminding me to pick up some condoms in case I run into her and have an extra $20 burning a hole in my pocket. Fans of pissing will enjoy that she did it a lot and then took the facial, trash talking the entire time.

Scene Three: Joey Valentine, a very cute gal with a new hairstyle from what I've seen of her since her work at Hustler Video, looked a lot older than her stated 23 years as she interviewed on the bed. The background noises were distracting and her story was even less believable than the last two; her solo tease moving into a standard "bump & ride" with Jenner. The oral and fingering were okay but her vocals betrayed her lack of passion; making it seem as though she was under the impression that getting louder would somehow make her act better (it did not). Whoever did her make up should sell shoes instead and I was saddened by how far this gal had fallen from some of her (admittedly weak) scenes of the past where she at least looked worth jumping into bed with. If a gal yelling "oh yes" and "oh fuck" while people slam doors in the background turns you on, you'll like this one more than I did; the entire thing dropping my body heat like a refrigerator. For the record, the scene ended with Jenner endlessly jerking off until his modest load hit her chin. Blah!

Scene Four: Richelle Ryan, another stripper looking gal with too much lame make up on that did little to cover her various facial issues, had a decent body except for the implant scars as she interviewed on the bed. That led to some minimal tease and a heavily tattooed Joey Ray peeling off her panties. I admit that seeing her bent over from behind did enhance her look for me a lot and the ass zits did not look prominent enough to really interfere with the scene. The sex was about the same as expected, his small cock making the scene easier for her to handle. I've seen her look far better and she appeared to be responding to instructions from off camera as she followed the formula. The editing was strange in that it looked like they got a false start before going back but that could well have been a problem calling for the director to stop for a moment and pick back up too. I wouldn't turn her down if she offered me a handjob but this was definitely a mediocre scene for fans only. The pissing was fair and she took the facial well but that was all that could be said for the scene.

Scene Five: Ricki White, a brunette with a mullet, was up last as the camera panned up her strong legs as she relaxed on the big chair. Her description of her first squirting attempt years prior was such that I knew to hold onto my wallet if she would be in the room at the next convention. Her partner was Barry Scott and while I would have preferred a higher grade of meat stick, my attention was diverted when I saw her fleshy ass cheeks released from under her shorts. The oral by both of them was short and the penetrative acts were by the book. Without chemistry, I was not all that enthusiastic about the additional disbelief needed to remind me what "squirting" really is. He did all the work and a passive gal was the final nail in the coffin as far as I was concerned. The minor pop shot went to her chin, closing out a boring movie.

Summary: See Her Squirt 2 by director Derek Dozer for Sudden Impact was a title that really did not do a lot for me sexually. If "Mr. Happy" isn't happy, there isn't a lot of reason to watch a porno in my opinion. Even if you happen to be a believer in the concept of the movie, I had little doubt that you can find more fuck for your buck elsewhere, forcing me to rate this one as a Skip It. In short, See Her Squirt 2 was not my thing and having rated a number of similar shows pretty highly in the past (check out my Squirting Videos links), I found too much wrong with it to warrant anything better. Sorry but look again if you're a squirting aficionado.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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