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Hard Mechanics 3

Studio: Male Media One » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 5/11/07

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Date of Production:

December 2006

Directed By:

John Bruno


Blake Nolan, Johnny Wallace, Brendan Davies, Tim Towers, Cole Ryan, Ken Mack, Dean Campbell, Jake Dakota, Erick Bradley, Gabe Grant.

The Movie:

When not busy repairing autos, these butch 'n horny mechanics throw back beers and get down to some serious sweaty man-sex.

The Dudes:

These butch dudes are hot with short hair, heavy facial stubble, and a healthy mix of muscular and toned bodies. The chests are for the most part hairy with tattoos, the pubes are full/trimmed, and the cocks are cut, stiff, and ready for a hot wet mouth or bunghole.

Scene One:

Dean Campbell (good-looking with brown hair, facial stubble, and toned/hairy/tattooed body) is in the hoosegow and is under the watchful eye of butch guard Jake Dakota (hot with shaved head, muscular/hairy/tattooed body, and heavy facial stubble). Jake manhandles Dean out of his cell and leads him to a dungeon type room for some hot 'n sweaty man-sex. Ken Mack (nice-looking with dark hair and toned/hairy body) is hanging from the ceiling completely naked with hands chained together. Jake forces Dean to his knees and the horny inmate gladly takes Ken's hard cut cock down his throat giving some excellent head allowing Ken to fuck his mouth. "Yeah! Take that big dick!" As if my magic, Ken is now free from his chains sharing a stiff tube steak as he and Dean take turns sliding their wet gobs up 'n down Jake's rigid clipped rod. Dean pulls his hard cut tool from the fly of his pants and jacks off while the dudes worship Jake's dong.

Jake lies back on a metal table in the missionary position as Ken munches down on his tight ultra-hairy bunghole. Ken really gets down tonguing and getting a good taste. Jake lustily taunts, "Like eating that ass? Taste good?" Still hungry for more, Ken spreads Dean's butt cheeks apart exposing his tight lightly hairy pucker spitting on it and feasting like a king. Dean demands, "Eat my ass! Eat my ass!" Calm down Dean. That's what dude is doing! Ken goes fucking nuts on those manholes switching back and forth and finger fucking each tight man-ring. Ken fucks Jake in the missionary position (with condom) using fast 'n hard strokes as Jake beats his meat. Jake digs being porked like a sex pig while he and Dean kiss with slopping wet tongues. Dean slowly sinks his condom-covered prick into Jake's bum in the missionary position using quick 'n smooth strokes.

Jake fucks Ken from behind (with condom) pounding that butt fast 'n hard while Ken chows down on Dean's dick. "Come on! Fuck me good!" Jake still has an itch to scratch sinking down on Ken's cock (with condom) as Ken thrusts upwards slamming in and out of that tight touchhole. Jake hops onto Jimmy's rigid pole (with condom) riding, grinding, and hunching like an out of control sex fiend. Jake fists his meat as Dean fucks him with a long black nightstick. He shoots a thick load on his full dark pubes and hairy stomach. Dean shoots a thick load of jizz on the floor. Ken jacks off cutting loose with a large thick load on his fist and dark trimmed pubes.

Scene Two:

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Mechanics Johnny Wallace (from Scene One), Gabe Grant (good-looking with shaved head, goatee, toned/hairy body), and Erick Bradley (hot dude with short red hair, beard stubble, and muscular/smooth/tattooed body) are sitting around the body shop talking about sex and drinkin' beer when Tim Towers (good-looking with short dark hair, facial stubble, muscular/hairy body) walks in and accidentally spills his brew on Erick. Erick is fucking pissed off and forces Tim on his knees in front of his wet crotch. Tim sucks Erick's large cut cock to full hardness as Erick pours beer on his tool and down Tim's thirsty gullet. Johnny and Gabe watch the blowjob while they tilt more suds down their throats and rub their baskets. Johnny stands up and fucks Tim's mouth as Erick chows down on Gabe's cut tool sucking it to a full boner.

The dudes go wild drinking beer and sucking meat. Tim's in cock heaven switching between the three hard tools in front of him cramming 'em down his throat, jacking the shafts, and working the nuts. Erick is spread-eagle as Tim eats his tight hairy asshole munching down and lapping up the beer Johnny pours on it. Very hot ass eating! Tim switches over to tonguing Gabe's tight hairy hole munching down and drinking beer at the same time. Tim lays back allowing Gabe to fuck him with a long red wrench while he jacks off. Erick slowly slides the handle of another wrench up Johnny 's butt hole. Tool time! Tim loudly moans, "Stick that fuckin' socket wrench up my ass!" Johnny rides Erick's big dick (with condom) working his hole up 'n down and pulling his pole while Tim and Gabe engage in some heavy tongue sucking. Johnny fucks Tim's tight shaved asshole in the missionary position (with condom) fast 'n hard. His snug bunghole clings to that hard cock

Erick takes over pounding Tim in the missionary position (with condom) making Tim greedily demand, "Gimme that fuckin' big dick, man!" The dudes sit back and pound their beef. Johnny shoots a large thick load, Gabe squirts a big thick load on his hairy chest and stomach, Tim shoots thick spooge on his fist and nuts, and Erick shoots a thick load of love juice on his chest and stomach. Erik has a very sexy full red bush.

Scene Three:

Boss man Blake Nolan (hot butch dude with short brown hair, goatee, and muscular/hairy/tattooed body) walks up behind Mechanic Brendan Davies (good-looking with closely buzzed hair, heavy facial stubble, and muscular/hairy/tattooed body) and slaps his blue jeans-clad bum. Blake forces Brendan to his knees pulling down his pants and offering up his hard clipped cock. Brendan grabs that dong and crams it down his gullet, fisting the shaft, and deep throating down to full dark pubes. Blake slaps his pole against Brendan's salivating tongue and proceeds to fuck his face fast 'n hard. The dudes get down with some hot 'n heavy kissing swallowing each other's slimy tongues. Hot muscle studs in heat. Brendan wags his stiff cut prick in Blake's face enticing Blake to chow down jacking the stalk and sliding his gob up and down.

Blake lies back on a stack of tires while Brendan eats his tight hairy bunghole rubbing the pucker as he munches down. Tim Towers (from Scene Two) joins in sucking Blake's tool and tongue-kissing Brendan. Blake fucks Brendan's tight hairy asshole in the missionary position (with condom) pounding fast 'n hard, pulling all the way out and slamming back in. Tim fucks Brendan's mouth at the same time. Brendan is one lucky dude! Brendan screws Tim doggy style as Tim sucks Blake's member and beats his own meat. "Pound that asshole!" "Take that dick!" The dudes rig up a sling consisting of a tire handing from underneath a car that's up on a rack. Brendan is in the sling with tight hairy asshole exposed as Blake and Tim munch down tonguing the bung and cramming their fingers in. Brendan shoots a very thick load on his stomach as Blake fucks him (with condom), Tim shoots thick jizz on his fist and trimmed pubes, and Blake squirts his thick spunk on the floor as the dudes play with his butt hole. Hot!

Scene Four:

Cole Ryan (cute with dark hair, facial stubble, and toned/hairy build) wonders though the body shop looking for the owner. Blake Nolan isn't pleased and barks, "Can't you read? We're closed!" He quickly changes his tune when he sees how good-looking Cole is and decides to put him though his paces. Cole gets down on his knees and grabs Blake's hard cut tool grasping the shaft and teasing the knob with his tongue. He nurses the flared tip sliding his mouth up and down and deep thoating to Blake's full brown pubes. Cole gulps and whimpers with lust as Blake fucks his face. Cole yanks his large stiff clipped prick from his pants allowing Blake to deep throat down to his full dark pubes and gives that thang a complete oral workout. Cole stands on some shelves as Blake chows down on his tight hairy touchhole. Blake goes wild on that pucker tonguing the hell out of it and actually makes Cole yodel with pleasure! Blake finger fucks his new employee using one and then two digits making him cry out, "Oh yeah! Finger me!" Blake growls, "I'm gonna fuck that sweet hole!"

Cole rides Blake's condom-covered prick bouncing up and down loudly moaning and crying out as his hard cock flops back 'n forth. "Oh! Fuck me harder!" Fucking Cole from behind, Blake pounds that bung making Cole become quite vocal: "Harder! Pound me! Yeah! Just like that!" Cole cries out, whines, pouts, and whimpers throughout. It's a big ol' turn on to see two dudes so into the action. Blake ain't done yet and fucks Cole in the traditional missionary position drilling away fast 'n hard. "Open up that hole!" Blake beats off shooting a thick load on Cole's nuts and inside thigh. Cole works himself to climax squirting a huge wet load hitting his hairy chest and stomach. Hot!



"Hard Mechanics 3 The Director's Cut" is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The videography by Jeff Rockford and Chris Steele is excellent providing full coverage of all the action with plenty of cool extreme close-ups. The picture quality is sharp and clean.


The sound is clear allowing the viewer to hear these butch dudes as they talk sex, tip back beers, grunt, groan, and shoot their loads. The accompanying rock and roll tunes fit the movie's tone exactly.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, and previews for "SWAT: Hardcore", "Hard Cops 2", and "C.S.I." The bonus materials includes a very hot solo jack off with Cole Ryan where he produces a large amount of precum, plays with his tight hairy asshole, and shoots a thick load of jizz on his hairy stomach and full pubes. There are also interviews with Jake Dakota, Tim Towers, Blake Nolan, and Erick Bradey and a blooper reel.

Final Thoughts:

Hold what you got! Massive Studio and Director John Bruno have created a sizzling hot fuck-fest filled to the brim with rough 'n tumble sweaty man-sex. The direction, videography, and editing (Tony Biscotti) are all top notch providing four intense scenes that move along at a steady pace and never become dull. The dudes are butch with unbelievably sexy hairy 'n muscular bodies. They are clearly into each other and the action. It's hard for me to choose personal favorites this time but here goes: Blake Nolan, Erick Bradey, Brendan Davies (cover dude), Jake Dakota, and Cole Ryan. I highly recommend to those who dig butch muscular/tattooed dudes as much as I do. This one is a huge turn-on!

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