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Thanks For The Mammories Vol. 1

Studio: Naughty America » Review by Jason C. Scott » Review Date: 5/13/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


"Thanks For the Mammories" certainly does give thanks for its main subject, offering up 5 naturally big-titted women in hardcore scenes. While this title from Naughty America offers up a terrific cast of women, its scenes are a little uneven. Each of the scenes revolves around a "bit", but thankfully there's usually not too much of a set-up before the action gets underway.

In the first scene, blonde starlet Sara Stone and her enormous naturals are deeply upset when her boyfriend arrives at her work and he's not interested in fooling around with her at the office. Pissed and still horny, she calls on the guy she thinks is most likely to have sex with her: the office nerd. The guy isn't too sure - he's got work and they might get caught after all - but when she pulls down his pants and starts going down on him, he's agreeable to just about anything. After blowing him, she gives him some intense tit-fucking between her huge jugs and he eats her out. Still ready and waiting, Stone tells the guy he isn't going anywhere till she gets what she wants: he then plows her on the desk in missionary and doggy (her boobs bouncing all over the place) as she moans and screams for more. The scene ends with Stone staring straight at the camera as she gets a cum spray all over her face.

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The next scene stars the famed Gianna, who actually has to give a "performance" to start the scene. It's all her as she has to seduce the camera - we never see the male star, as we're supposed to put ourself in his place. The scene starts at the pool as Gianna talks about how happy she is we're there, and leads us through a mansion up to the bedroom, where it's more seduction as she shows off her body and talks about her desires. The set-up does take a little long (it's about 9 minutes until the sex begins, and this is a 24-minute scene), but Gianna's certainly one of the best adult actresses when it comes to acting and pulling off a seductive set-up like this. After a short blowjob, the two have sex in missionary and doggy, with Gianna's tits bouncing here and there and everywhere (at times looking like they're about to bounce up and smack her in the face.) After some intense tit fucking, he cums on her chest and she licks it all up.

Lisa Sparxx is up next and she plays a teacher whose student has written a note on the board that she has big boobs. She gives him two options: get an F in the class for what he did or have sex with her right now on the desk. So, given the option, he of course hammers her right on the desk in several positions before spraying her boobs and getting some on her jacket. She tells him he has his A but to get the hell out of her class. After the more energetic first two scenes, this is a bit of a dropoff, but not bad.

Next up is blonde Kayla Prettyman, who seduces a dorky painter who was running off to traffic court to take care of a DUI. Not so fast - she shows him her tits and gets him to come over on the bed with her. After some oral play between both and some tit fucking, the two go at it on the bed in a number of positions, including doggy, cowgirl/reverse cowgirl and missionary. She's not the most attractive of the actresses in the flick, but she's above-average and energetic. The scene ends with him dropping a load on her face.

The last scene is with Whitney Stevens, who also finds herself in a bit of trouble at school when her teacher is going to give her an F, apparently just because he's friends with the dean. So, he offers her the option of having sex with him on the desk. She takes him up on it and after some oral, the two get down in positions including doggy and missionary across the desk. Whitney is certainly attractive and certainly has a large pair of naturals, but this scene just didn't rise above average for me. There's not a lot of heat between the two and Whitney isn't terribly vocal throughout the scene.

Condoms: No.


VIDEO: Naughty America presents "Mammories" in 1.33:1 full-frame. This was a very good presentation, with excellent sharpness and detail. Aside from a few instances of minor shimmer, the picture appeared clean and crisp. Colors also looked bold and bright, with nice saturation and no smearing.

SOUND: Crisp, clear stereo soundtrack with no distortion or other issues.

EXTRAS: Nada. Well, aside from a text promo for the Naughty America website.

Final Thoughts: "Thanks For the Mammories" starts off with a couple of solid scenes, but the final three are more average. Still, this is a fine title for those seeking a flick in the big naturals genre. Recommended.

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