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Black Inside Me 3

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Disco Dirge » Review Date: 5/14/07

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Black on White Feature
Director: Chris Streams
Cast:: Veronica De Souza, Victoria Blond, Linda Fernandez, Caroline De Jaie, Suzanne Brend, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica
Length: 135 mins
Production Date: 2006

In a Nutshell - Same Old POV - Nothing New or Novel
As a filmmaker, Chris Streams obviously believes in a combination of straight feature techniques coupled with a little gonzo gimmickry. His lens never rests, circling an actress or copulating couple to try and mimic a true one-on-one personal point of view perspective. But then there are moments when the action stops dead, one position instantly replaced by another thanks to a jolting jump cut or obvious editing error. Overall, the 1.33:1 full screen image is excellent; bright and colorful and overloaded with flaw exposing details. Certainly there are technological issues, like images that white out when the camera comes in contact with an outdoor source of light, but this still looks like a professional porn product.

In a Nutshell - Basic Behind the Scenes Stuff
If you're anxious to see actresses wiping man spunk from their sweaty bodies, if you want to see the paunchy production crew hanging around and making crude comments about the performers, if you can't get enough of that near illiterate interview material that seems to accompany every backstage glance at the making of a sex film, then you'll really enjoy the Behind the Scenes featurette. Otherwise, the added content contained on this DVD is derivative and dull at best.

First Impressions:
The one time taboo of interracial sex has really taken off in recent years, thanks in part to a far more enlightened populace, and a hardcore demographic now used to European productions where such racial regards are commonplace. But there's a problem with popularity, and it's called 'the glut'. That's right, whenever something becomes saleable in the world of smut, every company comes out with their version of it. Eventually, what seemed novel becomes overexposed and ordinary. Case in point - Black Inside Me 3. Third Degree's series is not the worst the industry has to offer, but it definitely doesn't deserve any awards. Because of the limited tool talent used (more on this in a moment) and the robotic routines, what we end up with is a collection of interesting ladies all treated basically the same. And nothing undermines eros quicker than the ablity to predict how a couple will canoodle next.

The Sex Scenes:

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Do you like Franco Roccaforte? How about Kid Jamaica? Do either of these big dicked meat puppets float your porno boat? If not, then you will find Black Inside Me 3 to be a definite carnal chore. Our foreign dong deliverer is in FOUR of the scenes here, and his presence permeates everything. He's a chatty fellow, always eager to accent the suck and fuck with a little loopy sex talk. He's definitely not as bad as others, but you'll grow tired of his passionless pillow chatter very quickly. Kid, on the other hand, has done some good work in the past. Here, he is merely passable. Toss in the rote performance paradigm of a certain set of sex acts (BJ to Standing Cowgirl to Doggy to Anal Scissors, etc.) and you've got XXX action that's frequently as flat as it is fiery. At least the ladies are easy on the ocular orbs. Sure, they remain part and parcel of the whole interchangeable cunt conceit that's eating the adult industry alive, but what would you prefer? Good looking, or gap toothed and gangly?

Scene 1:Victoria Blond, Franco Roccaforte
Acts Performed: Foreplay, Salad Tossing, Blowjob, Ball Action, Face Fucking, Cunnilingus, Standing Cowgirl, V to M, Cowgirl, Doggy, Anal Doggy, Gaping, Anal Reverse Cowgirl, Standing Anal Reverse Cowgirl, A to M, Anal Scissors, $hot to Mouth, Swallowing, Oral Clean-up
Score: 2 out of 5
Here it is - the standard act archetype ala Black Inside Me 3. Everything you see here will be repeated and reconfigured throughout the rest of this DVD, so if you like it, great. If you don't, get ready. Nothing much will change over the next two hours. It is clear that there is very little chemistry between our performers; Franco really forces things while Ms. Blond looks vacant and detached. Still, they can build up a nice level of lewdness when they want to, and the ample amount of anal will definitely satisfy your rectal reaming itch. In fact, this is not the worst sex sequence in the entire film. Sadly, it is also not the best.

Scene 2:Suzanne Brend, Franco Roccaforte
Acts Performed: Cabaret, Masturbation, Salad Tossing, Blowjob, Ball Action, Standing Cowgirl, V to M, Reverse Cowgirl, Anal Doggy, Gaping, Anal Cowgirl, A to M, Anal Reverse Cowgirl, Anal Scissors, $hot to Mouth, Swallowing
Score: 2 out of 5
Sue sends off scorching smut smoke signals of potential porn proficiency when she first appears on camera. Caressing her ass with an almost unhealthy fascination, we know we are in for some electrifying erotica. Then Franco shows up, and it's all downhill from there. Granted, our meat man has a better risqué repertoire with Ms. Brend than he did with his previous onscreen paramour, but he still likes to dick and diddle by the numbers. Director Streams is also guilty of dialing down the hardcore from time to time - especially when his lens pulls in close to frame a shot of a rather unappetizing gape. Slightly steamier than Scene 1, things are not looking good for the remainder of this randiness.

Scene 3: Veronica De Souza, Kid Jamaica
Acts Performed: Cabaret, Blowjob, Salad Tossing, Doggy, V to M, Cunnilingus, Mish, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, $hot to Mouth, Oral Clean-up
Score: 1.5 out of 5

Wearing one of those clingy fishnet outfits that seems to suggest passion pent up and ready to explode, Ms. De Souza makes for a fetching fuck buddy. Too bad then that Kid Jamaica shows up to spew his half-assed humping on her. In contrast to Franco's "anything for the smut" ideal, Kid goes through four standard set ups - Doggy, Mish, and the two Cowgirls - before dropping his pathetic peter pudding on Veronica. To make matters worse, our filmmaker seems stuck most of the time, letting one position play out for several static minutes before moving on. If ever a paid pussy needed a better piece of mercenary meat, it is this lovely Latina.

Scene 4: Caroline De Jaie, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica
Acts Performed: Dueling Blowjobs, Salad Tossing, Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl, Anal Doggy, DP in the Cowgirl Position, Gaping, Anal Cowgirl, A to M, Face Fucking , Anal Scissors, DP in the Pile Driver Position, $hots in Mouth, Swallowing.
Score: 2.5 out of 5
In the hardcore hierarchy, fans find the daring conceit of Double Penetration to be either electrifying or icky, grandly gratuitous or just the slightest bit gay. However you come down on the act, you have to admit that any actress who attempts it deserves definite performance props. Sadly, the amazing Ms. De Jaie is paired with Franco and Kid, meaning that, at least from the penis perspective, this scene will be sort of shitty. Still, Caroline takes it like a trooper and delivers a performance that takes this entire film to new hot and heavy heights. She even makes up for the lackluster logging of her stifled stunt cocks. Now that has to be some kind of XXX miracle.

Scene 5: Linda Fernandez, Franco Roccaforte
Acts Performed: Salad Tossing, Blowjob, Standing Cowgirl, V to M, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Anal Reverse Cowgirl, Gaping, Anal Doggy, Toe Sucking, Anal Scissors, A to M, $hot in Mouth, Swallowing
Score: 2 out of 5
If you haven't grown tired of seeing the same sex over and over again by this point in Black Like Me 3's running time, you might actually enjoy this final fuck-off. Linda seems to like our man Franco, and you can really feel some heat between the two. The opening salvo of salad tossing (her) and oral (him) is very arousing, with both actors really enjoying the others' mouth on their unmentionables. Toward the end, our actress is so into the ramming that she actually takes one of Mr. Roccaforte's unfortunate toes between her kissable lips. It resembles a Cupie Doll sucking on a dried dog turd. What we end up with is a sweltering conclusion to what has otherwise been a fairly innocuous sampling of smut.

Disco Dirge Peter Meter Rating: 2 out of 5 (Rent It)
Cohabitation Certification: Granted
Since there is much better interracial product out on the market, and because the same two unexciting actors are used throughout, and because of the lack of fiery fuck and suck, the most Black Inside Me 3 can earn, critically, is a regular Rent It rating. There will be those who enjoy any chance at seeing big black cocks crack open petite Caucasian cunt, but this is bottom of the barrel balling at best. Couples will have no issue with the action however. It is aggressive without being abusive, and there is nary a sequence of subjugation or physical domination to be found. In many ways, it's exciting to note how commonplace and accepted something like black on white sex has become. Just forty years ago, minorities had to fight for the basic human rights we all share. Apparently, four decades later, they've achieved a kind of parity - including the freedom to create underwhelming porn. Is this a great country or what?

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