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Studio: Private » Review by kobiata k » Review Date: 5/15/07

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand


Another horrid porn spoof of a major motion picture gone wrong! Stop the insanity!

The Story:

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As you can probably surmise from the title, the porno tries to emulate the success of the X-men franchise . . . and the keyword is "tries!" Anyway, I will try to be as brief as possible. There are two mutant factions one bad called the Brotherhood led by Antoan (like Magneto) and one good called the X-girls led by The Professor (like Professor Xavier). Priva, the super-hot Thai star, plays the major role as Detrack Girl (like Rogue) who everytime has sex with someone ends up killing him. Priva is so upset with her powers that it forces her parents to send her to the Professor's special school for mutants in hopes that she will find her role in the world. Meanwhile, the Brotherhood is plotting to influence the US Government to condemn all mutants so there would be a last stand between the mutants and humans. However, the Brotherhood's plans don't turn out as they expect, and because of the heroic efforts of the Professor and Detrack Girl, their plan is foiled leading to a peaceful coexistence between human and mutants alike.

The Sex:

Let me just say that actually there are only two scenes worth mentioning and both of them include the lovely and incredible Priva. The luscious tanned Thai beauty has a great face to go along with the hot body. Who cares if her breasts are bolt-ons because she's just smoking . . . oh yeah!

In Priva's first scene, she's surprising her boyfriend with a little Angel lingerie outfit. There's some foreplay involved until he vigorously fucks her in different positions in the pussy. Finally, he really pushes the anal envelope because you can see with every thrust, Priva's perineal region is stretched to the brink! Can you say tight! Anyway, her efforts are not well-rewarded because he is a little low on semen. Sad too say, she sucks the life force out of him and he just dies sort of like when Rogue in X-men when she attempts to kiss someone.

Finally, the last scene stars Priva sharing the spotlight with Nikki Blond. Anyway, Priva has sex with the Professor and Antoan. The scene rises to a fevered pitch when Priva takes an awesome double penetration. It's nice to see an Asian face in a European production because it rarely happens. Thank you Private for making her exclusive! Finally, this time she gets the just desserts that she deserves when the two guys unload on her pretty face!

A/V: The audio was good for the most part although the dialogue was hard to understand since times the audio level would not be consistent . . . or maybe it's because of the poor acting and the hard accents while they try to speak in English. In contrast, I experienced no problems with the visual aspect.

Extras: The extras include a mediocre 10-minute behind the scenes look, cast profiles, and more-than-adequate photo galleries, as well as trailers.

Final Thoughts: If it weren't for Priva's two scenes, I would probably just say to skip it. However, her scenes really bumped up my advice to "RENT IT." Trust me, you will like her scenes!

~Ich mache mich jetzt auf die Socken!

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