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Lorna Goes Wild

Studio: Private » Review by kobiata k » Review Date: 5/15/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

XXX 35: Lorna Goes Wild

The vignette-styled series in its 35th volume keeps up with the times with great hardcore scenes that you would expect from Private!

Scene from X-girls starring Laura Giotto

This scene is actually the first one in the very forgettable movie "X-girls!" The raven-haired Laura Giotto is kinda bitchy looking and not so attractive. Unlike past Private movies, there is no dubbing, but actual dialogue. This is all good and fine if the acting was better without such a strong accent. Just like the acting, the sex scene, which ends with her jerking him off with her latex boots, is at best average.

"Hot Chef" starring Cory Everson

Things pick up for the better with Cory Everson, an average looking brunette. The humorous setup begins when the first complains at the "hot chef" because the eggs aren't done and this happens two more times, but you can safely say that the three men don't care when they have their manmeat sucked on by Ms. Everson. To recap, at the beginning one guy has all to himself, but then they get interrupted when another man joins the fray, and so on. Cory Everson is a pro with handling the three men while really playing to the camera. There's a great deal of anal involved as well the expected double penetration sandwich along with dick in mouth (=being airtight!) In the end, they form a circle and jerk their huge loads on her face! The last load really demolishes her face even getting her in the left eye! This is classic Private: humorous setup, hot sex, and creamy facials!

"Stockholm Syndrome" starring Victoria Lanz

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In contrast to the light humored prior scene, the scene starts with terrorists moving their hostage, Victoria Lanz, to a secret hideaway while waiting for the ransom fee to be wired. Victoria is an average looking European blonde wearing a pink top. When they reach safety, her hostage taker takes off the cuffs and the action begins with some passionate kissing followed by very wet fellatio! Oddly enough, there must have been an editing problem because the next scene shows her mouth bound with tape! Anyway, once the ransom was wired into their account, his accomplice tells her to go, but she resists and actually wants to stay hence the name of the vignette "Stockholm Syndrome!" The threesome heats up rather quickly with the anal, which progresses to double penetration. One guys cums in her ass and continues fucking her ass! After he's done the other man fucks her ass until he coms on her butt cheek and continues fucking her. After they've had their fun, she still wants to stay!

"Sensual Katy" starring Katy Caro

The recently anal-friendly blonde Hungarian, Katy Caro, is stripping for her man. You can tell that she's past her prime from her days in 2005-06 with Private's "Mission Possible." Anyway, she's wearing black fishnet stockings, which makes her more tantalizing than usual. The sex picks up the steam when the guy drills her ass like an oil pump in the doggie position after starting very slowly. It's a nice scene, but it's hampered by horrible music! Finally, she gapes and the cums in her ass! This is followed by Katy licking the cum from her ass . . . eewww! To me, Katy has hit a new low, but for others it may be a new high! Like the saying goes Different Strokes for Different Folks!

"Sex in the Farm" starring Sunny Jay and Diana Gold

The DVD gets back on track with another humorous setup where an average looking Blonde, Diana Gold, plays the farm's manager. Before the scene begins, everyone including Sunny Jay are completely still while Diana Gold narrates the scene. At the snap of her finger, the scene starts with Diana bitching about punctuality and how she wants to have sex sharp on the hour. Steamy sex ensues and both ladies take it in the ass as well as taking a double penetration. Out of the two ladies, Sunny Jay the brunette is the better looking of the two, but no one can deny that Diana has a great rack. Another thing to point out is that Diana's pubes are in the shape of an "X." It's too bad she wasn't in "X-girls" . . . not! The scene ends with a cumshot to Sunny Jay's ass, which Diana summarily licks off. Finally, the other man shoots a load on Sunny Jay's face.

"Blaze and Lorna go wild" starring Natalia Zeta

The last scene is probably the most stylish and innovative and it's porn's version of Bonny and Clyde. Natalia, a Spaniard that has a passive resemblance to Drew Barrymore and Lisa Marie Presley, is on the run from the police. She's wearing a nice red top and short skirt while her beau looks like a poor man's Nicholas Cage. After some dialogue, they split up and meet at their safehouse. This is all set-up by nice cinematography . . . it's almost as if I were watching a real movie. Her beau surprises her with a hostage, a police officer, and asks her if she wants to have fun with him. Her boyfriend watches as she begins the tease with their hostage. She takes off the cuffs and starts sucking his dick! The scene continues with the cop fucking her hard on the table, especially up the ass doggie style. He's very methodical in fucking her poop chute because every thrust is hard and deep. After the hard ass-fucking, he cums on her ass! After she's done, they are about to leave the hostage alive, but when they find out they are surrounded, they kill the officer and prepare for their last stand! This scene is different than the usual humorous plot and it definitely works. This well-polished scene is not to be missed!

A/V: Both the audio and video were crisp. I had no complaints!

Extras: Before discussing the extra scene, the extras also include the standard cast profiles and six Private trailers. Now, on to the Extra Scene starring Judith Fox entitled "POV with Judith Fox" . . . the scene starts classy in black and white watching Judith taking a shower. After some dialogue, the scenes switches to color and this is when the sex toys come out! After the brief anal toy play, Toni Ribas fucks her first in her pussy and then her ass and then back to her pussy leading to a minute cum shot finish. For me, the scene was at best average since I don't consider Judith Fox all that attractive. The years really caught up with her and it cannot even be hidden despite the makeup.

Final Thoughts: XXX 35 is recommended and it just shows you that the Private brand still produces quality European porn. The last two scenes and "Hot Chef" shows Private at the top of their game!

~Ich mache mich jetzt auf die Socken!

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