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Love of The Dick 5 - Poke Ya Azz Up!

Studio: Pitbull Productions » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 5/18/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Date of Production:

August 2006

Directed By:

Jalin Fuentes


Supreme, Dillon, Kidd Kaj, Sylk, Phyre, Rhythm, Chaos, Lil Jay.

The Movie:

Rough 'n tumble Latino "thugz" get down sucking cocks and fucking butts while preparing for a birthday party.

The Dudes:

The dudes are good-looking with a mix of braided and short dark hair, muscular and toned bodies, hairy and smooth chests, full and trimmed pubes, and uncut 'n cut pingas.

Scene One:

Supreme (good-looking with dark braided hair and smooth/muscular body) and his pal Dillon (hot with short black hair and toned/tattooed body) are working late as janitor Kid Kaj (good-looking with dark hair and muscular/smooth body) attempt to clean the office. The dudes are acting like assholes bothering Kid Kaj and somehow Supreme talks him into some head. Kid gets down on his knees and crams Supreme's huge fat cut hog down his throat stroking the shaft, sucking the large knob, and taking as much as humanly possible. Supreme has hot full dark pubes and big ol' mouth-watering nuts. Kid switches over and sucks Dillon's large uncut cock while Supreme slaps that big slab of man-meat against Kid's bum. Dillon fucks Kid from behind (with condom) using smooth fast strokes while Supreme fucks his mouth.

After Dillon has primed Kid's bunghole, Supreme works his monster cock up his tight asshole doggy style (with condom) fucking him fast and hard sending shock waves of pain and pleasure through Kid's body. There's a great camera shot from behind of Supreme's big floppy nuts slapping against Kid's swinging balls. Dillon shoots a spotty load on Kid's back and butt. Supreme shoots a large thick load of man juice all over Kid's face. Hot! Kid beats his uncut cock shooting an ample thick load on his toned stomach.

Scene Two:

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Supreme and his handsome pal Sylk (dark hair, goatee, and toned/smooth body) are slinging back plenty of beers when Supreme grabs his ass. The dudes strip down with Sylk revealing his full dark pubes and unclipped dong. Sylk strokes and sucks Supreme's big ol' dick cramming it down his gullet with the assistance of Supreme's guiding hands. Sylk gives an excellent blowjob worshiping that enormous tool twisting the hard shaft with his tight fist and working the knob like there's not gonna be another chance. Supreme slides his condom-covered pole up Sylk's tight shaved chute sinking all the way in and allowing his pal to grow accustomed. Frankly, I don't see how anyone could take suck a fat cock up his bunghole without the help of a pain killer washed down with some cheap wine. Supreme rocks and rolls on that hole pounding his pal making him cry out and moan. Again, there's a cool camera shot from behind of Supreme's hot floppy nuts and thight hairy butt hole as he fucks. Supreme gives Sylk a full lesson in butt sex with some side and traditional missionary positions. Supreme shoots a large thick load of jizz on Sylk's butt and back. Sylk does not bust a nut.

Scene Three:

Papo (good-looking with ultra shot black hair, goatee, and toned/smooth body) and his boyfriend Phyre (nice looking with short dark curly hair, goatee, and toned/hairy body) are decorating their apartment for an upcoming birthday party. As Papo is on a ladder blowing up balloons, Phyre begins to rub his pal's blue jeans covered crotch eventually pulling his uncut cock out and chowing down. Papo's hands guide Phyre's mouth as he slides up and down on that big dick. Papo fucks Phyre from behind (with condom) leading Phyre to play a wild game of sink/bounce riding that rigid fuck-stick humping up 'n down. After pounding Phyre in the missionary position, Papo shoots a large thick load on Phyre's back. Phyre shoots thick man juice on his hairy stomach.

Scene Four:

I guess birthday parties is an underlying theme of this fuck flick since Rhythm (handsome with short dark hair, goatee, and toned body) and his pal Chaos (nice looking with dark hair and toned body) decorate their apartment with festive balloons and streamers. Naturally the dudes have more than decorations on their minds leading Rhythm to pull Chaos's big cut tool out of his pants, sink to his knees, and take that fucker deep throat to dark pubes. Rhythm stands up and allows Chaos to chow down on his big cut cock deep throating to a full dark bush and sliding his wet mouth up 'n down. Chaos fucks Rhythm from behind (with condom) pounding that tight manhole while Rhythm clutches onto a party balloon. After drilling his pal in the missionary position quick 'n hard, the dudes lay back and beat off. Chaos cuts loose with a thick load on his bush as Rhythm dumps thick cock snot on his fist and pubes.

Scene Five:

Supreme and Lil' Jay (good-looking with short black hair and toned/smooth body) are sitting around reading their horoscopes. Supreme claims his reads that his dick definitely need to be in Lil' Jay's bunghole. How's that for a smooth pick up line? Well, it works since Lil' Jay takes Supreme's big cut dong into his mouth stretching it to full capacity. Lil' Jay sticks his bum in the air as he sucks that huge thang exposing his tight hairy touchhole. Supreme slides his condom-clad monster into Lil' Jay's hole nice and slow then switches to fucking him hard and fast as Lil' Jay loudly grunts. There's a nice camera shot from behind of Supreme's tight hairy starfish and huge nuts as he invades that hole. Supreme shoots a thick load of man-dressing on Lil's Jay's tongue with cum dripping out of his mouth. Hot! Lil' John works his large cut cock with both fists shooting a thick load on his fist and stomach. Lil' Jay has some of the most full and sexy dark pubes I've seen.



"Love of the Dick Volume 5: Poke Ya Azz Up!" is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The hand-held videography provides full coverage of all the man-on-man action with plenty of excellent close-ups. The picture quality is sharp and clean.


The sound is clear so that the viewer can easily hear the dudes sexy thick NYC accents and plenty of wild sex noises.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, and plenty of trailers: "Lord of the Pinga", "Packin' Papi", "Papi Got Flava", "Ripped N Ready", "The Show II", "Steel Curtains", "Love of the Dick 6: Making it Last", and "Thugzilla's Bitch Hunt".

Final Thoughts:

"Love of the Dick 5: Poke Ya Azz Up!" is a solid no-frills turn-on. The direction, hand-held videography, and editing create five sizzling scenes that move along at a nice steady pace and never become dull. The dudes are appealing with their streetwise attitudes and are definitely into to the action giving energetic performances. My personal favorites are Supreme, Dillon, Sylk, and Lil Jay. Supreme has one of the biggest cocks I've seen and it's amazing that any dude can take it up his bum. Gawd! Hold what you got! I recommend for fans of sexy Latino dudes with sexy NYC accents, tough street attitudes, tattoos, and big cocks.

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