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Fucking Myself #3


Studio: New Sensations » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/23/07



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Fucking Myself 3

New Sensations

Genre: Female Masturbation

Director: Tyler Scott & Mario Rossi

Cast: Ashlynn Brooke, Elena Rivera, Cayton Caley, Jessica Lynn, Kaycee, Abbey Brook, April Aubrey

Length: minutes

Dates of Production: 9/6/2006, 11/1/2006, 11/14/2006, 12/20/2006, 2/12/2007, 2/28/2007

Extra's: The best extra for most people will be the 23:51 minute bonus scene from She Squirts #16 starring Sasha Knox. She masturbated and used a plethora of toys to get off with, resulting in a bit of fluid coming out (a more believable amount than what some companies foist on the public); making it a decent extra in line with the theme of the show. I also liked the letterboxed widescreen 20:16 minute long Behind the Scenes feature as it had the ladies from the cast giving interviews and providing more nudity/sex to enjoy. There was a true double sided DVD cover, some trailers, and a photogallery, with the usual spam filling out the package here.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Fucking Myself 3 was presented in the industry standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by directors Tyler Scott & Mario Rossi for New Sensations. Without a set of guys getting in the way, it should have been fairly easy to capture the masturbation sequences of the gals and for the most part, the directing duo did just fine. The lighting was pretty solid which eliminated the grain, video noise, and other visual flaws to a great extent with the bitrate clocking in around the 6 Mbps range so few compression artifacts were noticed. The composition of the shots seemed to work better without the numerous artistic fades and dissolves of the tease montages but I really had few complaints as the camera angles tended to make the ladies look good. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English track was offered in 192 Kbps and while there appeared to be little separation, the vocals were usually easily heard (if a bit hollow) and the music ended when the gals started talking at the end of their respective opening teases.

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Body of Review: Tyler Scott & Mario Rossi are both directors for New Sensations (mostly Tyler of course) and having watched a number of their past projects, I was curious to see how their skills would compare to one another. I don't waste a lot of time worrying about figuring out who does what scene in a movie but their work in Fucking Myself 3 provided me such an opportunity to do so that I couldn't pass up. The movie itself was a series of seven solo masturbation scenes by a variety of gals, using fingers and toys to get off with. The cover said it like this: "The hottest, finest babes are fucking themselves just for you. Come and see seven horny chicks get it on like only they know how. Watch Ashlynn Brooke shove a big, hard blunt in her cunt, and then watch April Aubrey work it in & out, because that's what a pussy is all about. And that's only the beginning, as Abbey Brookes, Elena Rivera, Cayton Caley, Jessica Lynn, and Kaycee get buck wild and busy with a donkey dong that'll make them scream all night long. This is the solo flick that you have all been waiting for, because these girls don't just do themselves, they fuck themselves!" While I'd be lying if I said the scenes were quite as good as the advertising suggested, there was a lot to appreciate given the dynamic of the action and the appeal of the ladies. That said, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that without men, no condoms were needed:

Scene One: Ashlynn Brooke, a curvy blonde hotty that we featured in our Blue Room column recently, was up first and set the stage for me as she teased in various states of undress in the well lit living room. Once that was over, she said that the scene would serve as a lesson in getting her off 101, employing toys of all sorts while talking to the camera. I agreed with much of what she said, talking about seeing her better and different positions (like bending her over) as she asked the viewer to keep stroking his cock. One of the biggest toys was featured plugging her on the naughty version of the front cover, going sweetly deep inside of her with minimal lube as she panted and offered up some dirty talk. I wasn't convinced that she got off at the end since she got so dramatic but it was still a pretty warm solo scene to start the show with.

Scene Two: Elena Rivera, a very lean Latina with an all natural body, was up next in a tight red outfit and pulled back hair. I prefer gals with more curves but she seemed to have a nonchalant manner about her too; making it seem almost like an advertisement for her services until she started talking up a storm. Her solo action was more about rubbing herself, at least at first, and the red couch contrasted with her pale skin and complimented the outfit and lipstick she wore. Her meaty pussy lips actually looked really pleasing too as they got puffy from the workout, the toys seeming to be a bit out of place for her but working well enough just the same. This had another orgasm on demand type of ending that wasn't all that great but I liked her more by the end of the scene nonetheless.

Scene Three: Cayton Caley, a very attractive gal with brown hair that I've been seeing a lot of in recent movies, was up next with a limited tease sequence (too short!) and a film look to the scene that I wasn't as keen on as the higher contrast video. She got in bed and started using a bunch of toys right away, panting like she was losing it so quickly that I doubted the authenticity of her pleasure. She looked great though and her panties were dripping wet in no time, even if she appeared to be second guessing what was required of her in the scene. By that, I mean she did not appear to be doing what she would normally do to get off, and the mechanical nature of the act offset some of her natural appeal. Still, I'd have licked most of the toys clean if I wasn't able to go straight to the tap, and the over done performance wasn't bad; albeit a bit less than I think she's capable of providing (maybe if she was given more freedom to simply get off, it would have been more natural).

Scene Four: Jessica Lynn, a bleach blonde with moderate implants and an otherwise lean body, was up next as she wore a valentine's day style camisole, matching panties, and white stockings while rubbing herself in the mirror. Her lipstick gave her DSL's more emphasis and unlike the gals before her, she seemed to provide a kind of nervous energy as though unprepared to do her solo act for the camera. Her bathroom scene was kind of weak and having only seen her once before (that I recall), I wasn't overly impressed. She certainly had potential but it was never used very well so your mileage may vary more than usual with her toy-heavy act.

Scene Five: Kaycee, a truly appealing gal wearing standard white underwear, was up next in a bathroom scene of sorts too; using a hand held shower to wet herself all over. That led to her getting frisky with a vibrator stuffed in her panties, the wet look going from head to toe. She abandoned the toys for a moment to dig for clams, her muscular body reminding me of a stripper by the way her toned physique managed to respond to her actions; enhancing the scene for me more than a little bit. She appeared to be a size queen from the toys she picked but she was a natural at it, giving the impression that the act was not far off her usual method of getting off on her own. Her active riding on the toys looked hot and I hope to see more of her in the future.

Scene Six: Abbey Brook, one of the newest gals in porn with a very attractive face, was up next as she gyrated in her tight white outfit to the music. Her dirty talk enhanced the scene and her ass cheeks certainly set the stage for some hand to gland combat. She was great at verbal tease and I would have launched an early load of population pudding had I been so inclined though she was another size queen by the look of her toys. I hated her implants (the scars were very intrusive when she was lying back) but she looked like someone extremely comfortable with her sexuality; giving me the impression that she gives solo shows a lot online or something. In short, it came across as a real solo scene instead of a performance.

Scene Seven: April Aubrey, the cutie featured on the nice version of the front cover, was another physically attractive gal that is new to porn and her tan, face, and natural look appealed to me a lot. She definitely needed a shave around her crotch but as much as her act started off a bit mechanical, she was soon looking like she was into it; the toys augmenting her fingers a lot given her physiological response to the stimulation they provided. If she can suck cock really well and actively ride on queue, I think she should move in with me. Seriously though, she had the appeal of a cheerleader and I think that if given a chance, she could be a favorite for a lot of folks.

Summary: Fucking Myself 3 by directors Tyler Scott & Mario Rossi for New Sensations might not have been the very best female masturbation DVD I've watched in the last few years but it was clearly more strokable than a lot of full blown scenes that I've reviewed, even recently. The physical appeal of the ladies was such that any one of them could develop a following and the variations of the toys and actions all made this one worth a rating of Recommended. In short, Fucking Myself 3 made me interested in seeing a lot more of the gals here and if you aren't into watching mopers and parolees drilling the gals, you may find it a lot better for your personal pleasure than most porn on the market.


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