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Here Cums The Bridegroom

Studio: Male Media One » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 5/25/07

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Date of Production:

February 2007

Directed By:

Tom Bradford


Glen Santoro, Lucio Maverick, Mario McGabe, Solten Talton, James Jordan, Akos Piros, Rick Baur.

The Movie:

Handsome groom Glen Santoro is in for a surprise when his new father-in-law, brothers-in-law, and various family friends induct him into the family with plenty of cock sucking and butt sex.

The Dudes:

These European dudes are appealing with dark hair, muscular and toned builds, hairy and smooth bodies, full/trimmed/shaved pubes, and large uncut cocks.

Scene One:

Lucio Maverick (handsome with dark hair and toned/smooth body) wastes no time seducing his sister's new husband at a festive outdoor wedding reception. The expensive champagne is flowing feely and the pretty blond bride doesn't notice when Lucio lures Glen Santoro (good-looking with short brown hair and muscular/hairy build) inside for some brother-in-law sex. The dudes kiss with plenty of deep wet tongue sucking leading Glen to yank Lucio's big uncut cock out of his pants and jack it working the foreskin up 'n down. Glen sinks to his knees taking the rigid tool down his throat allowing his new family member to fuck his willing mouth. Lucio chows down on Glen's stiff unclipped prick as Glen thrusts his hips upward to plow his gullet. Glen sinks down on Lucio's condom-clad dong frantically humping up 'n down filling the room with loud heavy breathing. Glen's tight hairy asshole gets a good pounding from behind as Lucio uses long full strokes to quickly slide back 'n forth. Lucio shoots a large thick load of jizz on Glen's arm. Glen shoots a thick load of spooge on the floor.

Scene Two:

Father of the Bride Akos Piros (hot older dude with shaved head and muscle-bound body) needs to "talk" to Glen in private. Of course, the conversation leads to Akos pulling his hard uncut dick from the fly of his tuxedo allowing Glen to jack the foreskin up 'n over the shiny cock knob. Glen again sinks to his knees deep throating Akos's stiff dong giving an excellent blowjob. Akos slaps his new son-in-law's tongue with his tool and drills his wet mouth. Pops needs a taste of man-meat and slides his mouth up and down Glen's stiff unclipped dick wrapping his fist around the shaft stroking like a champ. Glen lays back missionary on a desk as Akos tongues his tight hairy bunghole munching down on that pulsing pucker in very nice close-up. Glen rides Akos's condom-covered pole bouncing up 'n down like a fucking madman while his hard weenie flops all around. Glen fucks Akos in the missionary position (with condom) quickly sliding in 'n out with smooth strokes. Glen cuts loose with thick spooge on Akos's nuts and thigh. Akos shoots thick on his hairy toned stomach. Very nice load!

Scene Three:

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It seems like every dude at the wedding reception is after the bridegroom. The bride's old boyfriend Solten Talton (good-looking with a dark buzz cut and muscular/smooth body) leads the ever-willing Glen back into the kitchen for some private time. The dudes eye each other and the sexual tension is enough to cut with a knife instead of cutting the wedding cake. The dudes get down to some heavy and intense soul kissing swallowing each other's tongue and groping bulging crotches. After working on hard nipples, Glen chows down on Solten's rigid uncut tool sliding his wet mouth up and down the stalk as Solten's hand guides his new pal's head. Solton drops to his haunches taking Glen's stiff unclipped dong into his mouth giving excellent head while being face fucked by the horny groom. Solten fucks Glen in the side/missionary position (with condom) using smooth fast strokes as Glen is very vocal with his pleasure. Solten shoots a thick load of love juice on Glen's hairy inside thight. Glen lets loose with a thick load of man cream on his hairy stomach and full dark pubes.

Scene Four:

Wedding guest Rick Baur (cute with brown hair and muscular/smooth body) is next in line to seduce Glen. Once inside, the dudes share a strong cocktail leading to some hot slow deep kissing. The bride's other brother Mario McCabe (good-looking with dark hair and toned/smooth body) wants in on the action and is soon sucking Glen's wet tongue and rubbing his crotch. Glen yanks Mario's hard uncut tool out licking the shaft, working the purple knob and foreskin, and filling his throat with man-meat. Mario and Rick make out while Mario fucks Glen's happy mouth. Rick pulls his trousers down revealing his shaved pubes and unclipped dong. Glen's down on his knees wildly switching back and forth giving both cocks his complete oral attention. Mario gets down and takes Glen's uncut dick into his mouth and switches between Glen and Rick's members having the time of his life with plenty of deep throat.

Glen lays back in the missionary position on a handy barstool as Rick munches down on his tight hairy touchhole. Mario fucks Glen in the side/missionary position (with condom) using fast but smooth strokes. Mario wants in on the butt sex and screws Mario's tight shaved man-pucker from behind (with condom) pounding that ass as Mario sucks Glen. Glen fucks Mario in a traditional missionary position (with condom) drilling that bunghole fast 'n hard. Mario shoots a thick load on his toned stomach. Glen squirts a large wet load of baby batter on Mario's inside thigh and nuts. Rick fucks Mario in the missionary position (with condom) making Mario shoot a second load leading Rick to squirt a large thick load of jizz on Mario's stomach and balls. Hot load!

Scene Five:

What's a heterosexual wedding reception without some group man-on-man sex? Perhaps that dingbat bride is tanked up since she doesn't seem to miss her new hubby. Lucio leads Glen back inside where Mario, Rick, and James Jordan (good-looking with brown buzz cut and muscular/smooth body) are waiting for some action. Glen and James make out with loads of wet tongue and the other dudes follow suit sucking hot tongues in a number of pairings. As if by magic, the dudes are suddenly completely naked sucking those hard uncut cocks filling the room with loud moans, slurps, and gasps. Each and every dude has his tool sucked and gets his face crammed with hard man-beef. At one point, Glen is on his knees frantically switching between three dongs like a trained monkey. The dudes fist their hard tools, suck those hot balls, and end up in a large daisy chain on the sofa. Faces are fucked fast 'n hard as the guys get down to some serious blowjobs.

The dudes sit on the sofa with their hard condom-covered prick sticking straight up in the air when Glen starts his ultimate sink/bounce session. He's completely overcome with lust and he slides down on one cock after another working his way down the line as the guys thrust upwards filling his tight hairy manhole with hard pork. Glen is out of control working that line and then heading back in the opposite direction to ride each dude one more time. After some missionary and doggy style fucking, Mario shoots a thick load on his stomach, James cuts loose with a large thick load on Mario's cock, Lucio dumps a large wet load on Rick's bum (hot load!), Rick squirts a large thick load of jizz on a table, and Glen shoots a large thick load which joins the other cum on the table.



"Here Cums the Bridegroom" is shot directly on high quality video and presented in widescreen. The videography by Norman Erdei is professional providing full coverage of the action and plenty of nice close-ups. The picture quality is sharp and clean.


The sound is clear allowing the viewer to hear the dudes as they speak their lines in English obviously phonetically with plenty of heavy breathing and moaning as they break the groom in and welcome him to the family. Additional languages available are French, Dutch, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, and Greek.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, cast photos and stats, and trailers for: "The Fuck Factory", "Flatmate from Heaven", "Sex Olympics", "Desperate Househusbands", and "Horny Hotel".

Final Thoughts:

"Here Cums the Bridegroom" is an entertaining and sexy movie filled with plenty of appealing muscular and toned dudes who are obviously enjoying each other's company and the man-on-man action. The direction, editing, and videography are high quality creating five scenes that move along at a steady pace and don't become dull. My personal favorite dudes are Rick Baur, Mario McGabe, and Lucio Maverick. I highly recommend for those looking for high quality in their porn and fans of hunky European men with large uncut cocks.

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