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Studio: Private » Review by kobiata k » Review Date: 5/27/07

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XXX 36: Fuck Me Wild

Number 36 of this popular series has its moments . . . but in the end falls just a little short from being recommended . . .

"The Picnic" starring Claudia Rossi

Claudia Rossi wears a white top and plaid skirt and toasts a drink with her lover. This Epicurean scenario should fulfill any picknicker's fantasy. She undresses him as he feeds her ripe grapes. This leads to some romantic kissing followed by tit-worshipping. He makes some cheesy remark about her tits taste better than grapes. He works his way down and chews on her monster box and she returns the favor with fellatio. After the foreplay, the scene continues with him inserting his "chorizo" into her doggie style ass up and face down. The anal sex starts in the spoon position where he fucks her at a fast pace. The scene takes an unexpected turn when the anal beads show up . . . this is usually never done in vignette scenes. She takes the anal beads like a pro and summarily tasters her ass juice. More ass-fucking continues in the reverse-cowgirl and piledriver where we get to see her long sexy legs. Finally, the scene ends with him jerking off his load onto her poop chute. I'm not into this cum on her ass and I was expecting a nice facial on Claudia's pretty face.

"Slippery When Wet" starring Krystal

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Krystal is an average-looking Euroblonde that's about to take a shower after football practice. The camera trails her every mood while she seductively touches herself until a guy shows up in the shower. The male talent is a little rough-around-the edges as he gropes her tits, but it doesn't matter to her because she gets down on her knees and gives him head. The fellatio continues for several minutes and although he's aggressive, he keeps the skullfucking to a minimum . . . for now. In between the actual fucking, he skullfucks her. As you would expect from a PRIVATE scene, there's anal involved and I am surprised at how the two managed to have sex in cramped quarters. The scene ends with a nice facial, but the guy's loud moans amplified by the echoes in the shower is really a distraction . . . so you might want to turn the volume down!

"Interactive Sex Cam" starring Lucy Lee

Lucy Lee was quite the stunner a few years back, but now she looks a bit haggard in the face or maybe it's because of the caked on make-up. The scene looks like it's taking place in a hotel and it has the gonzo style to it. She's paired with two men and it's definitely not her first time being the centerpiece for a threesome because she's an expert at sucking cock, while take it doggie style. The scene continues with an extended double penetration followed by a respite of sorts . . . she's fucking her two lower orifices with her fingers until the ass-fucking starts again. One guy pulls out after he fucks her ass and cums on her pussy and asshole while the other jerks off onto her face. She provides nice-post coital cleanup!

"Lock'er Up & Fuck'er" starring Marsha Lord

This is another football scenario where the pretty brunette Marsha Lord goes into the men's locker room and asks the two guys if they have balls. It doesn't take too long for them to make the innocent inquiry into something perverted. They get really friendly with her very quickly and they of course they have two balls each and make reference to her breasts as being balls. The three quickly make use of their real estate, the bench, for the hard sex. They don't waste time fucking her ass first and filling her mouth with dick. This continues with an inspired double penetration! In the end, they reward her with two nice loads on her face and insider her mouth!

"Private Stars Casting Room 1" starring Janet Peron

The next scene came from Private's reality series where ordinary men and women have their chance at becoming a PRIVATE pornstar. The English fella is paired up with Janet Peron. The Casting Room scene is hampered by too many fast edits and there really isn't any heat between the two. The Brit is just trying to fuck the Eastern European lady really hard and it just seems as bad as Pierre Woodman's Casting series for PRIVATE. The protected sex is forgettable not because of condom-use but by the fact that it is a casting session in itself as the scene ends with Janet Peron taking a facial and scoring his performance with a "9."

"Sandra Parker Free for All" starring Sandra Parker

Sandra Parker is a trashy-looking platinum blonde who resembles Ciccolina, the Italian Porn Star that became a member of the Italian Parliament in 1987. The scene directed by Toni Ribas looks like it will be a POV, but instead it becomes a regular gonzo scene. Sandra Parker has all the right skills and is anal-friendly as the scene shows. Her mouth is so wide that she's able to fit two cocks in her mouth resulting in a simultaneous blowjob. The men really manhandle fucking her ass and pussy hard during the double penetration. She blows them until she takes two loads in her mouth and swallows.

Audio/Video: The audio quality in some scenes like the shower scene in scene two is hampered by echos because it's filmed in a shower room, but other than that the audio was crisp. In addition, I had no problems with the visual quality . . . It's what you would expect from PRIVATE.

Extras: The extras include six trailers, girl profiles, and scene details. Nothing was too interesting except in Janet Peron's profile that stated that her fantasy is to have sex with a doctor.

Overall: My advice for XXX36 is that it is a solid rental. I thought that Claudia Rossi's scene could have been much better considering she has been in many explosive scenes in her career. Furthermore, the Janet Peron scene suffered from too many fast cut edits and not to mention the style itself, a casting scene, handicaps the scene's intensity. I was happily surprised by Lucy Lee's scene as well with Marsha Lord's scene.

~Ich mache mich jetzt auf die Socken!

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