XCritc.com Adult DVD Reviews
Popular Searches:
Porn Reviews » Adult Movie Reviews » Kinky Cock-Tales

Kinky Cock-Tales


Studio: Media Blasters » Review by kobiata k » Review Date: 6/4/07


XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Kinky Cock-Tales

Newcomer Jazmin Media delivers a winner with their first release combining hardcore sex and beautiful girls with European flair!

Running Length: 2 hrs 4 min

The Story:

The MTV style effects of the introduction make it seem like this is one of those skin flicks like "Red Shoe Diaries" on Showtime or Cinemax. As the name implies, it's about stories of erotic sex! It's about six friends who meet once a month at a bar discussing their secret passions through sharing their erotic stories that they have made. I was really impressed with the narration and you don't get this caliber of narration in pornos! Before each scene, the narrator lays out the scenario or background!

The director makes use of split screens, picture-in-picture, and other visual effects throughout the scene. Some may think that these visual effects novelties detract from the sex, but it doesn't. Other European productions have used this like Marc Dorcel in one of the volumes of Russian Institute.

The Sex:

"Eat Me" starring Daria Glower

The narrator tells that one of the friends Karen loves to write stories of having sex in a stranger's house. The scene starts with the very sexy and sumptuous Daria Glower getting undressed by her male partner after wandering downstairs to the kitchen. The atmosphere soon changes from romance to mild kink with the introduction of whip cream. Soon, she's sucking on dick covered with whip cream. You won't see any throat-fucking here, which is great! Instead, she performs some good old fashioned sensual cock-sucking! It's amazing the feel of the scene has the Marc Dorcel look sans the condom use. Things get more interesting when he performs cunnilingus on the kitchen table. After fucking her doggie style, he puts whipped cream in the shape of a heart near her ass and licks it up! He follows up his 'romantic' advances by telling her in English in his French accent that he wants to fuck her ass! She obliges him and the anal fuckfest begins. When he's fucking her in the spoon position, it's surprising that they didn't fall off considering how narrow the kitchen table was! After averting disaster, he resumes fucking her ass on the floor in reverse cowgirl! The scene ends with her jerking him off and tasting his juice! This was an excellent scene!

-- sponsored by --

"The Goddess" starring Natalli di Angelo

The next happens to be a professor lecturing on ancient civilization. His erotic story begins with Julius and Maximus arguing who's sexier . . . Venus or Cupid. For a couple minutes, they doze off and all of a sudden see a nude blonde lass taking a swim. They help Natalli out of the pool and are stunned by her beauty! It's apparent the two have lust in their eyes and the goddess makes their lustful desires become a reality! The sex is intense and Natalli doesn't seem to be intimidated by the two guys. The threesome reaches an all-time high with the hard double penetrations. She sucks them off and lets her squire their loads on her tits. She isn't done because she provides great clean-up. This one was definitely my favorite scene because of the hot sex and also the music . . . the music sounded like the musician who composed the music for Golden Eye, Michael Serra.

"The Bride" starring Tarra White and unidentified female

One of the friends, Susan, is an incurable romantic and her erotic story begins with a bride played by Tarra White who is helped by her best friend for the big day. Her friend entices her for one last threesome when a man enters the room. Tarra obliges her friend's request and so the sex begins. Tarra is cute, but the blonde gal looks much better! The guys fucks both of them, but the scene's highlight is when he fucks the bride in the reverse piledriver position! Finally, they jerk him on their open mouths! This is yet another good scene!

"The Dream" starring Stacy Silver

Jake is another friend who lives in the fantasy world and his story starts off with Stacy Silver, a Euro-blonde, dreaming up the perfect man on a hot summer's day! A man soon appears before her and she goes down on him right away. He returns the favor by eating her out. There's some kink involved when she ties his hands and blindfolds him on the bed. She has her way with him and sits on his cock in the reverse cowgirl position. After the slight kink, they return to the normal sex, especially in the 69 position! She takes the cumshot like a seasoned vet and tastes it! It's a nice scene, but not as good as the prior ones!

"The Gym" starring Victoria Rose and unidentified female

The fifth friend, Damien, is a fitness nut who looks for the perfect body. His erotic story begins with two models late for their personal workout finally make it to their gym where their trainer and his friend have another workout in mind. Things start off rather innocent with the two attractive brunettes working out. Things get x-rate when the trainer and his friend grope the ladies. Soon, their clothes come off and the sex begins! Since they are gentlemen, they go down on the brunettes. The sexy ladies return the favor and perform side-by-side blowjobs! This scene is worth the price of admission so to speak! There's plenty of fucking going on and although there's no anal involved, it's a good scene none-the-less. The scene ends with a cumshot on the ass and the other on the chest and stomach.

"The Cigar Club" starring Ashley Robbins and unidentified female

The last of the friends, Jane, a dancer likes to mix work and pleasure. In her story, Ashley Robbins, a top-heavy stripper, is a private dancer who is dancing for one of her best clients who happens to be another girl. After the alluring pole dance, Ashley Robbins and her female client have romantic lesbian sex! I'm not into lesbian scenes but I must say that this one was quite good. It becomes a little too much to my liking with the use of the wine bottle up the client's pussy! But, overall, this was a good scene!

A/V: The audio was very good and some of the music was good as well, especially in scene 2. The visuals were sharp and were of high quality.

Extras: The extras include an automated slideshow, trailers, behind-the-scenes, and pole dance. Among the extras, the pole dance was quite good and the bts was mediocre, yet innovative . . . in a sense with the cool caption graphics.

Final Thoughts: I HIGHLY RECOMMEND this DVD. This is stylized porn done at its best. The director carefully treads the line between substance and style! Some may not like the glossed up look and the visual effects, but it works for me. I have high hopes for Jazmin Media for their future releases! This is a welcomed change of pace from the countless gonzo flicks flooding the porno market. One thing I would like to recommend is for better cast identification!

~Ich mache mich jetzt auf die Socken!



comments powered by Disqus
Popular Reviews


Anal Savages 3
Undercover
Disciplined Teens 8
Naughty Natasha
Swallowed.com Volume 11
Angela Volume Three
Couples Vacation
Pirates 2 Stagnetti's Revenge
Blacked Out 8
Half His Age - A Teenage Tragedy


Featured Reviews


Get XCritic Via Email:

Enter your email address:


Delivered by FeedBurner