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Studio: French Connection » Review by Guybrush » Review Date: 6/4/07

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Date of Production:March 2002

Director:Nelson de Oliveira

Cast:Rocky, Angelo, Igor, Mauricio, Rafael, Jean, Julio, Diego

Body Types: Brazilian men, twinks


Things to see:sex

Plot:no plot

The Movie:

My sister is crazy about Brazil, especially their men. After "educating " myself with some Brazilian porn, you might assume that all Brazilian men are beautiful chocolate colored Adonis's with bodies that would make He-man feel shame. It's true that some of these hulky men are spectacularly gorgeous. However, the casting agency for this film apparently ran out of the spectacular Brazilian men and instead cast these average, younger, less experienced men. Although this film may be rather unspectacular, don't give up on Brazilian men just yet. There are plenty of hot ones left for your enjoyment.

Scene one:

A dark haired twink takes a shower. His horny pal pulls him out of the shower to suck on his penis. While the guy tries to give some good head, his friend has some difficulties staying hard. After the sucking, there is some rimming, followed by some standard screwing. The same twink that had "performance problems" continues to experience difficulties staying hard while he is screwed. At the end, the twink is suddenly (and miraculously) hard. He oozes out a load, followed by the other guy shooting onto the twink's chest.

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Yawn! What a boring scene! The sex was unexciting, especially for the flaccid twink. My "gay for pay" detector went off for the twink with the flaccid penis. To add further insult, the guy also kept his eyes closed for most of the time.

Scene two:

Two lads make out on a couch. The guys have some tepid oral sex (only sucking on the head, not on the shaft), which leads into some "69'in." After some light ass rimming, one guy is screwed from behind, until he jacks off a load onto his chest. His friend also jacks his load onto the guy's chest.

This was an average/OK scene. The guys didn't react much to each other and were fairly quiet. While they were able to perform on camera, I imagine that these guys were watching porn to keep them going.

Scene three:

Two more guys use the same couch from the previous scene. They rub each other in that "special way" that only two men can do. The guys suck on each other's penises, although one guy is unable to remain very hard (does his penis have stage fright?). After the oral sex and a 69 position, the boys screw, resulting in some decent cum shots.

Here was another boring scene. There was practically zero chemistry between these actors. I wouldn't be surprised if each actor needed to occasionally see the check they will receive, in order to remain hard.

Scene four:

Two studs make out in a dated 1980's kitchen. The guys suck on each other until two other lads join them. All four guys kiss and suck on each other. The guys then break off into two fucking positions. One couple fucks on the counter tops, while the other guys screw on the floor. At the end, two of the guys shoot their load onto one guy lying on the floor.

This was the best scene in the movie. Unfortunately, the scene still suffers from average porn direction and couplings. For example, some of the action is too dark to see, so the close-ups aren't very effective. Also, while the guys may be hard, they are still rather unenthusiastic about the fucking.

The DVD:


The transfer is inconsistent. The outdoor shots are nice, but all of the actions occur indoors with muted colors. In fact, the transfer seems hazy as if there was a faint smoke filter applied to the screen.


What a funky soundtrack! Music plays throughout the scenes and drowns out most of the actor's moans. While the scenes are shot indoors, you can still hear the sounds of birds chirping. This music/sound effect track was therefore distracting and unnecessary.


The extras include an animated menu, scene selection, and several trailers for other European titles.

Final thoughts:

Lolitos doesn't offer much in the way of hot and exciting porn. Some of the guys are attractive, but they don't bring much enthusiasm with them. If you are in the mood for Brazilian hunks, then this isn't the title for you. Therefore, I recommend that you skip this dud and find something else that has much more to offer.

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