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Agent Filthy 0069

Studio: Club Jenna » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/6/07

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Agent Filthy 0069

Club Jenna/Filthy Films

Genre: Pro-Am

Director: Cezar Capone

Cast: Tiffani Rox, JT Money, Tiffany Summers, Tina Marie, Kelley Rose, Da Captain, Bella, Da Captain, Ryzell

Length: 124:41 minutes

Date of Production: 1/25/2007

Extra's: There was only a photogallery, a true double sided DVD cover, and trailers to movies like Janine Loves Jenna, Sophia Revealed, Altered Minds, Deep in Style, Krystal Therapy, Ashton Asylum, Chanel No. 1, and others.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Agent Filthy 0069 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Cezar Capone/Bill Diesel/Bill Fisher for release by Club Jenna under their affiliation with Filthy Films (note: the ending credits said it was directed by JT Money and Da Captain). For those of you familiar with the director, he was one of the founders of the wildly successful Bang Bros before moving on. Unlike the high gloss, glamour porn you'll usually find at Club Jenna, the ladies used for this line, as well as the production values, were a decidedly drastic change of pace, but still a considerable upgrade from the original production values under the Bang Bros label. Like his other works of late, the POV camera was a bit shaky at times, the lighting below average for a mainstream porno but substantially more consistent than he was used to offering, so I couldn't complain too loudly (the bitrate was even hovering in the mid 6 Mbps area most of the time). It also provided better production values then you'll see on the mostly low end Pro-Am market too (with the exception of the second scene of course) so fans of the genre will be pleased. The issues with fleshtones being off, video noise, and other minor problems were not enough to dissuade me from continuing to watch it, largely thanks to the amount of raw energy projected by a few of the cast. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 192 Kbps bitrate but it sounded like it came straight off the built in camcorder microphone, often picking up ambient street noise better then the vocals on the cast engaging in sexual acts right in front of it. By turning up the volume on my home theatre set up, all I did was increase the noise levels faster so this is definitely an area in need of work for future volumes in the series.

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Body of Review: Cezar Capone has now established himself as a force at Club Jenna for providing a variety of titles that have sold well of late. His latest title is Agent Filthy 0069 and by a quick glance at the front cover, you'd be convinced that the movie was a spoof of mainstream spy movies; at very least being a feature. Sadly, it was simply another Pro-Am title that tossed in some marketing prowess and that kind of led me to think the marketing was deceptive to the point where I wanted to slap someone. It wasn't a bad release but it wasn't anything like it was advertised to be so keep that in mind when reading the review. The back cover said it like this: "Filthy Films introduces agent Filthy 0069 - an agent who's anything but suave. Unzip the secret life of a spy who doesn't need a tux and a martini. With a license to thrill and a spy camera built into his glasses, agent filthy 0069 gets his bitches out of their britches with just a few cheap beers. These clueless cuties are ready to spread but have no idea they're being boned on camera, which makes it that much more fun to watch them squirm and squeal and beg to be fucked. Peer through our spyglass and you'll be shaken and stirred by these jizz-hungry jezebels ... we won't tell is you won't!" The concept tossed out the window before the movie even started, I found this to be a mixed collection of scenes that some of you might enjoy more than I did. Here's a brief look at those scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used at all:

Scene One: Tiffani Rox, the gal on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up first outside and experiencing car troubles. JT came to the rescue of this "Liberty City Chick" and offered her a lift, the gullible lady saying it was okay to get something to eat first. They went back to his place, a crappy little apartment where he even kept the door open at night, resulting in her jumping in his sunken tub (needing a towel to keep the water inside...high class dig that it was) for a relaxing bath. She enjoyed the warm water and JT rubbed her back, leading to the usual forms of sex when she stepped out. The hummer was okay and the penetrative sex showed her cookie had some experience taking a decent sized cock, but she was largely a passive rider here; showing that her experience was not in porn but freelancing instead. It ended with a chest pop of population pudding, showing an okay dynamic for an amateur flick.

Scene Two: Tiffany Summers, the chunky brunette seen on the upper left hand corner (just her face), was waiting for the bus when JT approached her at night. She was giving off a hooker vibe and he offered to give her a ride home, the gal showing some hesitation to go with him. This scene was the poorest lit scene of the bunch, JT offering her money for fun so they went back to his dive of an apartment. I like women built for comfort over speed so she appealed to me as she worked out the details of their forthcoming transaction. She scoffed at his cheapness, wanting a LOT more than $130 to do anything but she gave him a peek at her body nonetheless and a bit of a feel as she gave him a very mean look. She then undressed him and started blowing him slowly with the kind of practiced oral you'd expect from a professional; the gal saying that they'd talk about price later since she couldn't wait any longer. It was a very unconvincing bit of dialogue but the rest of the scene followed suit with her blowing him some more and then showing a touch of activity when they bumped uglies (vaginal only of course) before the facial. The lighting killed the scene for me though so even her weak performance was limiting to the action.

Scene Three: Tina Marie and Kelley Rose, the two blondes seen together on the upper left hand corner of the cover (under the word "vagina"), were up next with a new male in the form of Da Captain after he ran into them on the sidewalk outside. The profile called them "be-o-tches" and they went back to the apartment because the ladies needed some sausage. The gals added something different to the show because they were engaging in lesbian work as much as anything with him. They reminded me of the usual stripper types you meet in Florida always looking to make a few extra bucks for rent at the end of the month though they did add a level of playfulness that some of the other ladies only dreamed about. Their all natural bodies were not bad, if not particularly exciting, and I'd have tossed a few bucks their way for a little three way fun had I been in town but not much, if you catch my drift. They allowed him to join them for some blowjob and vaginal penetration but he was not very well endowed so their claims of "oh yeah" were about as convincing as the spiel of a telemarketer calling you with a plan to save you money. The gals did give some active riding though so the scene had some appeal to it, albeit a limited amount for me. The scene ended with the expected facial, each gal getting a couple of drops to savor.

Scene Four: Bella, an older gal that most would call a MILF except that she was skinny, was up next talking with Da Captain in a parking lot during the day time. It was a windy day and she felt him up in the public location, the couple ending up having some fun in the car as they drove to her place in the form of road head. They continued once they got to the apartment, sirens blaring throughout the scene as she impaled herself on his rod. She was probably the best ride of the movie in terms of actively bouncing on his cock so even though she didn't look as cute as some of the younger gals, I enjoyed portions of the scene. It even ended on a high note with her jerking him off into her mouth (a few technical matters getting in the way but otherwise showing her potential).

Scene Five: Ryzell, was the last gal of the movie to work with Da Captain after they met by the beach and she began pawing his growing bulge. The redhead was deemed "class nerd" in the opening profile and her glasses promoted that idea more than her homely face. She pulled out his cock and started jerking him off, moving into a solo masturbation scene after giving him some head under the pier. She was a really passive lay though so the scene did nothing for me at all given her looks; marking it as the worst of the lot by a wide margin; ending with her clamping down her eyes and mouth at the thought of his toxic sludge hitting her in any opening.

Summary: Agent Filthy 0069 by director Cezar Capone for release by Club Jenna disappointed me since I thought it was going to be a comedy porn spoof and it turned out to be a low end Pro-Am title like Cezar is used to making for Filthy Films. I've enjoyed some of his work in those lines so the deceptive marketing was a pain in the ass to me, the quality of the action ending up as barely making a Rent It from me. In short, if you like the director's other titles like the First Time series, you may appreciate this one when it hits the bargain bins but otherwise, Agent Filthy 0069 should be sent on a one way mission to find the marketer that came up with the spin to mislead the porn buying public and take him out for good.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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